If you could rule any country for a month, what would it be?

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  1. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    As the title asks, you answer!
     
  2. KurganFr

    KurganFr Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Sep 21, 2003
    The USA. Release chemical weapons all over the planet bar Australia while quickly moving to said country, spend remainder of life on a sheep farm in the outback. Easy! :twisted:
     
  3. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    North Korea

    BOOM BOOM BOOM, everyone is dead!

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  4. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
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    Sep 29, 2003
    France. I'd sell it to the English.
     
  5. KurganFr

    KurganFr Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Sep 21, 2003
    I'm pretty sure they'd buy it, but only if you got rid of the French first.
     
  6. John Uskglass

    John Uskglass Venerable Relic of the Wastes

    Aug 29, 2003
    Anywhere Jennifer Connelly is.

    Probably Greece or Turker or the US.
     
  7. Paladin Solo

    Paladin Solo So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Nov 7, 2003
    The USA would be my obvious choice, but that takes the fun out of it. So I would choose Italy. Don't know why I chose Italy, perhaps I watched Gladiator a little much?
     
  8. Ozrat

    Ozrat Antediluvian as Feck
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    Apr 2, 2003
    I'd take over Canada.

    Then I'd make the Parliment stop smoking hashish long enough for them to legalize it for everybody.

    Then I'd reduce the alcohol tax and thus cut the price of drinks by almost half.

    Then I'd have to give Miss Canada her REAL award...

    Hey, complete one goal a week and I'll be one of the most successful leaders in human history!
     
  9. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Dec 2, 2003
    Wherever it is, I would rule it with an iron fist.

    And have a cool hidden lair, complete with white cat.
     
  10. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    A volcano, it should be a volcano, Dove!

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  11. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Dec 2, 2003
    A volcano would be cool, but I would weigh the pros and cons of all possibilties.
     
  12. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
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    Sep 29, 2003
    Yeah, the con being you could die of a horrible death...MELTING!
     
  13. Montez

    Montez So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Jun 20, 2003
    I'd rule Lichtenstein, if only to find out how it has managed to exist as a seperate country for so long.
     
  14. Ugly John

    Ugly John So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Apr 3, 2003
    I'd rule Monaco when they have that music award thingi , come on Stephani, Britney, Monica, Madona, Christina...

    first order of business, kill all them men on the island
    Then, Madona and Britney's kiss would be nothing for what would follow



    Dove, you might want to check out www.villainsupply.com for that lair.

    edit: fixed the link myself
     
  15. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Dec 2, 2003
    :cry: Broken link.
     
  16. King of Creation

    King of Creation Vault Fossil

    Dec 9, 2003
    http://www.villainsupply.com/

    There ya go.

    I'd wanna rule Italy. I'd sign over all the works of art to me...then i'd be the richest man in the world! mwwwaahahahahaha
     
  17. Dove

    Dove Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Dec 2, 2003
    Thanks, now I can get whatever I need.

    muhahahaha. :twisted:
     
  18. MrMarcus

    MrMarcus Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Apr 3, 2003
    I'd take over the US, only becuase I believe I could fix things in this country with a series of targeted executions. :twisted:
     
  19. Pope Viper

    Pope Viper This ghoul has seen it all
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    Dec 9, 2003
    US.

    Imagine what you could do with some of the eff'ed up laws/taxes, etc.
     
  20. quietfanatic

    quietfanatic Ancient One

    Dec 10, 2003
    Take over Australia and annex New Zealand. Then leave it to the usual gang of idiots.
    Nobody would notice no more New Zealand and I wouldn't need a passport any more.
    Must be realistic........