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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Gruug, Jan 5, 2004.
As the title asks, you answer!
The USA. Release chemical weapons all over the planet bar Australia while quickly moving to said country, spend remainder of life on a sheep farm in the outback. Easy!
BOOM BOOM BOOM, everyone is dead!
France. I'd sell it to the English.
I'm pretty sure they'd buy it, but only if you got rid of the French first.
Anywhere Jennifer Connelly is.
Probably Greece or Turker or the US.
The USA would be my obvious choice, but that takes the fun out of it. So I would choose Italy. Don't know why I chose Italy, perhaps I watched Gladiator a little much?
I'd take over Canada.
Then I'd make the Parliment stop smoking hashish long enough for them to legalize it for everybody.
Then I'd reduce the alcohol tax and thus cut the price of drinks by almost half.
Then I'd have to give Miss Canada her REAL award...
Hey, complete one goal a week and I'll be one of the most successful leaders in human history!
Wherever it is, I would rule it with an iron fist.
And have a cool hidden lair, complete with white cat.
A volcano, it should be a volcano, Dove!
A volcano would be cool, but I would weigh the pros and cons of all possibilties.
Yeah, the con being you could die of a horrible death...MELTING!
I'd rule Lichtenstein, if only to find out how it has managed to exist as a seperate country for so long.
I'd rule Monaco when they have that music award thingi , come on Stephani, Britney, Monica, Madona, Christina...
first order of business, kill all them men on the island
Then, Madona and Britney's kiss would be nothing for what would follow
Dove, you might want to check out www.villainsupply.com for that lair.
edit: fixed the link myself
There ya go.
I'd wanna rule Italy. I'd sign over all the works of art to me...then i'd be the richest man in the world! mwwwaahahahahaha
Thanks, now I can get whatever I need.
I'd take over the US, only becuase I believe I could fix things in this country with a series of targeted executions.
Imagine what you could do with some of the eff'ed up laws/taxes, etc.
Take over Australia and annex New Zealand. Then leave it to the usual gang of idiots.
Nobody would notice no more New Zealand and I wouldn't need a passport any more.
Must be realistic........