If you were faced with a katana wielding psycho babbling

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Gruug, Jan 5, 2004.

  1. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    inane 1337, and you were under no constraints about anything: gravity, weapons, cars, terrain ect, what would you do?

    I would cut him up and put him in a stir fry and make Mohrg eat it.
    What would YOU do?
     
  2. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    Does this stir fry have those cool little corns? If so, THANK YOU, kind sir!

    I would first stab him in the eye with a spoon and while he is screaming like a little girl, I would jump kick him in the head like the ninjas do to you mother sometimes.

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  3. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    Yes, it has the cool little corns.
     
  4. Role-Player

    Role-Player A Smooth-Skin

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    Dec 21, 2003
    I would tell him in a nasal-challenged tone that mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN becausE theY makE dannY likE reD ruM, then giggled histerically, throwing him off guard. We'd both laugh it up and end the night lopping off people's heads, having a blast.
     
  5. Gus

    Gus So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
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    Jun 16, 2003
    I would tell him to go fuck himself.
     
  6. MrMarcus

    MrMarcus Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Apr 3, 2003
    I would gouge out his eyeballs and skullfuck him to save the whales for baby Jeebus.
     
  7. Malky

    Malky Lived Through the Heat Death
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    May 7, 2003
    Torture him excessively, then stick him in a hole.





    PS - I love those little corns.
     
  8. Al Bundy

    Al Bundy First time out of the vault

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    Jan 3, 2004
    I whould first start cutting his flesh in such a way that it whouldn't fall of and keep him alive as long as possible .hen i whould cut the meat out like a stake and fry it,then i whould take the internal organs disinfect them and cook the stomach,liver,kidneys and spleen.i whould marinate the lungs and heart nad grill them...i whould spice the eyes and let the spices mix with the natrual eye-slime and then use it as a squirt side dish(like when you squirt lemon on your stake).i whould open up the head and use the brain as a dessert with lots of cream(the brain of-course should be mashed and tenderised first).all the ussless stuff(bones,testacles,nails,teeth and such whould be throw away for the beasts to eat(mohrg,scotty,ratty))

    After the meal whould be made,i whould invite the whole fallout forum on a feast-of-a-lifetime....
     
  9. King of Creation

    King of Creation Vault Fossil

    Dec 9, 2003
  10. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 7, 2003
    And I thank you for contributing to the suckyness of this thread.
    And yes, suckyness is not a word.
     
  11. Al Bundy

    Al Bundy First time out of the vault

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    Jan 3, 2004
    WHAT,no thank you for the dinner????why i oughta *********...
     
  12. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    340
    Nov 7, 2003
    Why you oughta fornicate yourself with a rusty iron bar? Not in here please!
     
  13. King of Creation

    King of Creation Vault Fossil

    Dec 9, 2003
  14. Gruug

    Gruug Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    340
    Nov 7, 2003
    So, does that mean you suck? As you are posting in this thread. :whatever:
     
  15. Elissar

    Elissar Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Aug 31, 2003
    You all suck..

    *my token post*
     
  16. [PCE]el_Prez

    [PCE]el_Prez Vault Fossil

    Apr 25, 2003
    I'd calmly draw my pistol from my hip hoslter and end him quickly, Idiana Jones style.
     
  17. Ugly John

    Ugly John So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Apr 3, 2003
    I'd make him make out with Ozrat, then i'd take pictures, then i'd post it here with OWNED written in big black bold letters.
     
  18. quietfanatic

    quietfanatic Ancient One

    Dec 10, 2003
    Give him a transdimensional warp jump generator, a cookbook, some prozac, a bible, this thread, stand well back and see what happens.
     
  19. Mohrg

    Mohrg Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 27, 2003
    You would get, Emeril Lagasse, I think that is the correct name.

    Mohrg :twisted:
     
  20. SoNR

    SoNR It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Apr 4, 2003
    I would send him back in time to the dinosaurs......