May 21 - set your calender for Apocalypse

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by welsh, May 14, 2011.

  1. *Sniff* Nobody could do an OH YEEEAAAAHHH! Like him. Well, maybe the kool aid man.
     
  2. Cimmerian Nights

    Cimmerian Nights So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Aug 20, 2004
    Macho Madness :cry:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hiHAkK6KA&feature=player_embedded#at=37[/youtube]
     
  3. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    ..............now I feel even worse.
     
  4. Lexx

    Lexx Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Moderator Modder

    Apr 24, 2005
    Maybe this is what they mean with the apocalypse?
     
  5. SuAside

    SuAside Testament to the ghoul lifespan
    Admin

    May 27, 2004
    implying that anyone in today's world is free from sin. ;)
     
  6. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    According to judgementday2011.com, those who are unsaved on May 21st will have a different Judgement Day five months later.
    According to them, today is just the beginning of the End Days.
    Hm, all my christian friends are still around, so I guess their boner for Christ wasn't hard enough.
    Well, Jehovas Witnesses beg to differ, to them we already live in the End Days (which started 1914).
    /edit:
    Harold Camping, the one who made this prediction, says that the whole Rapture thingy starts around 6 p.m. in each country all around the world.
    New Zealand looks fine to me.
     
  7. Loxley

    Loxley Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    911
    Apr 11, 2003
  8. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    So, I can confirm that no earthquakes, no chaos and no destruction has happened here.
    The rest of the world looks fine, too.
    Now good ol' Harold will be VERY heartbroken.
     
  9. Alphadrop

    Alphadrop A right proper chap.

    Aug 21, 2008
    Bugger, have to go to work tommorow. :cry:
    Well that means he's been wrong twice, in 1994 and 2011. Third times the charm?
     
  10. Nology5890

    Nology5890 Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    419
    Nov 22, 2006
    Zombie apocalypses take time to work their terrifying magic, folks.
     
  11. Hoxie

    Hoxie King Queer oTO Orderite

    May 19, 2008
    So how was the Rapture for everybody else today?
     
  12. Well, I just went to see the new pirtes of the carribean movie.

    Best. Rapture. Ever.
     
  13. Alphadrop

    Alphadrop A right proper chap.

    Aug 21, 2008
    A man in Nairobi commited suicide over it and an American mother tried to kill her children and herself.
    All a bit schadenfreude when you think about it.
     
  14. DammitBoy

    DammitBoy Carbon Dated and Proud

    Feb 23, 2006
    My wife didn't get called to the rapture. This has ruined all my plans for monday.
     
  15. Loxley

    Loxley Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    911
    Apr 11, 2003
    So wish I knew someone that believed in this bollocks so I could tell them "cheer up. Its not the end of the world"
     
  16. Verd1234

    Verd1234 Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Jan 16, 2009
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScAINWG_Sqs[/youtube]

    I kinda feel sorry for him...
     
  17. I_eat_supermutants

    I_eat_supermutants Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 5, 2007
    And millions he received in donations?
     
  18. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    awesome people leave clothes eveywhere on park benches or the street to mock him so it looks like they got raptured :lol:
     
  19. Loxley

    Loxley Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    911
    Apr 11, 2003
    He says it must be something he has gotten wrong. And has moved it to october.
     
  20. Alphadrop

    Alphadrop A right proper chap.

    Aug 21, 2008
    Uh no. What he actually said was that God came to him in a vision and said he would save the world the horrible nasty earthquakes and volcanos of doomage that would start on the 21st and lead up to the final end of the world in October.
    He always said the world would end in October (well except he originally said September 1994) but the Rapture would happen on the 21st leaving us nasty godless types to suffer for a couple of months.
    :V