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How much of a Real American are you?

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TheGM

TheGM

The voice of reason
It's America's birthday and in her true and humble nature she invites every other country to the party no matter how gay and retarded they are. Because today everybody is an American.
 
I already saw fireworks with the family this past Saturday. Tomorrow, errr, technically today, gonna do the traditional stuff when I wake up later. Grill some food and shoot off a bunch of my own fireworks with the kids. Afterwards, I may have a few beers. Always beer on the 4th.

Happy 4th! Also, which countries in particular are gay? Aussie's? Definitely Aussie's.
 
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I honestly wish I were American so I could own guns and eat food that isn't considered food anywhere else on the planet, but instead I live in gay and retarded Belgistan, where people tell you which pronouns you are expected to use if you address them and where every street has more mosques than houses.
I don't like how your president is treating Israel lately, though, and I hate him for how he used, erm, abused Musk, but I totally dig his wife and so does my morning erection, so whateverthefuckIamtryingtosay.
Thank you for bombing Iran and killing Serge 13, and y'all have a great 4th of July, you hear now? You guys should just keep printing more money for ever and ever and ever and y'all should remain completely oblivious to the fact that you're living in a third world country by now, because it doesn't even matter, does it, seeing as how the rest of the world is fourth or fifth world material by now, except for China.
Enjoy your beer, except if you're drinking Bud Tranny Light, enjoy whatever carcinogenic stuff you've cooked to perfection and blow a little piece of your country to smithereens with your fireworks before muslim terrorists get a chance to do it instead.
Godspeed, God bless the United States of Whatever and good luck.

alec
 
alec said:
I honestly wish I were American so I could own guns and eat food that isn't considered food anywhere else on the planet, but instead I live in gay and retarded Belgistan, where people tell you which pronouns you are expected to use if you address them and where every street has more mosques than houses.
I don't like how your president is treating Israel lately, though, and I hate him for how he used, erm, abused Musk, but I totally dig his wife and so does my morning erection, so whateverthefuckIamtryingtosay.
Thank you for bombing Iran and killing Serge 13, and y'all have a great 4th of July, you hear now? You guys should just keep printing more money for ever and ever and ever and y'all should remain completely oblivious to the fact that you're living in a third world country by now, because it doesn't even matter, does it, seeing as how the rest of the world is fourth or fifth world material by now, except for China.
Enjoy your beer, except if you're drinking Bud Tranny Light, enjoy whatever carcinogenic stuff you've cooked to perfection and blow a little piece of your country to smithereens with your fireworks before muslim terrorists get a chance to do it instead.
Godspeed, God bless the United States of Whatever and good luck.

alec
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-Burgers are a German invention.
-Stella Artois is Belgium beer.
-I don't really care about the 4th. It just gives me an excuse to drink beer.
 
Stella Artois is the only beer I drink.

I don't even need an excuse to drink it.

I had stopped drinking beer, though. Seriously. But then I started again.

My heart just wasn't in it, I guess.
 
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