Russia attacks Ukraine

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  1. raynor009

    raynor009 Yeehaw!?!

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    Apr 29, 2012
    Fresh pussy for the russians. I foresee an increase in rapes in the near future.

     
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  2. Homer2137

    Homer2137 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 11, 2024
    Female combatants LMAOOOOOOO
    They're done for
     
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  3. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
     
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  4. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012

    Lol, noone's gonna draft you to Ukraine, there's waning interest in the conflict, they're gonna let Russia fuck everything over - and the Arctic war hasn't even started, worry about that one - that's gonna be on American soil, Canadian too - and Danish.
    The world looks different from above:
     
  5. donperkan

    donperkan Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 4, 2011
    News is santa is looking for ways to mount air to air missiles on rudolf and has instructed the elves to ramp up production of artillery shells
     
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  6. Homer2137

    Homer2137 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 11, 2024
    Operation Anchorage irl letsgoo
     
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  7. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    Attack ferrets and poland bears are far more suited to the snowlands theater of war. If Greenland thaws out polecats, brown bears and turtles will fight for domination.
     
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  8. donperkan

    donperkan Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 4, 2011
    Ded moroz issued a statement on telegram regarding next years holiday season, saying that he can no longer fulfill nerf gun wishes due to a change in production lines in response to the looming polar conflict. “After careful deliberation we have decided to repurpose our nerf toy gun production lines to assemble degtyaryov machine guns, any child who wishes for a nerf gun will instead receive a DP-28 with 200 rounds of 7.62x54 ammunition.”
     
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  9. mobucks

    mobucks President of racism. Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    @zegh8578 I didn't mean a draft to go to Ukraine, I meant a global flashpoint. If the Iran militias drag us to war with Iran proper, it's going to be a hot summer. Some senators here are flirting with the idea of a draft, and others are trying to pass a bill where all those illegal immigrants flooding through the border can become full citizens right away if they join our waning transgender military.
    I never claimed not to be cynical on this site.
     
  10. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Slippy sloppy, The

    Sep 11, 2010
    so is ukraine le kill?
     
  11. raynor009

    raynor009 Yeehaw!?!

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    Apr 29, 2012
    i read that nigger Sunak the United Kangdom's PM "renewed" his support for ukra. i wonder what the tea junkies have to gain out of it? it can't just be hurr durr let's weaken russia hurr! cause if the newest batch of propaganda being aired is to be believed- acording to those leaked bundeswhatever documents, the poorly equipped and trained russian army with rusty ak's and ww2 tanks which occupied and holds 20% of ukraine is going to attack some baltic state shithole that use to be part of the soviet shithole way before. i mean idk why Put-in would gain by attacking and an EU shithole no one cares about and risk all out war with OTAN over it. i'm too lazy to look into it.
     
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  12. william dempsey

    william dempsey Veteran of the psychic wars. [REDACTED]

    Jan 23, 2022
    I like tea
     
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  13. raynor009

    raynor009 Yeehaw!?!

    388
    Apr 29, 2012
    drink coke like normal human being. or a mexican if you like.
     
  14. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
     
  15. Homer2137

    Homer2137 It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 11, 2024
    And destroy your health? No thanks, better stay tea junkie, atleast it's healthy.
     
  16. donperkan

    donperkan Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 4, 2011
    9 out of 10 dentists recommend daily tea consumption
     
  17. raynor009

    raynor009 Yeehaw!?!

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    Apr 29, 2012
    ye? what about that 1 dentist then?
     
  18. donperkan

    donperkan Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Aug 4, 2011
    He already has a nice house
     
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  19. mobucks

    mobucks President of racism. Orderite

    May 22, 2010

    that dude has some great content. I actually ordered Yorkshire T because of that channel.
     
  20. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Yorkshire tea is pretty good.
    https://www.newsweek.com/putin-decr...a-calls-territory-empire-soviet-union-1862689
    :wiggle:
     
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