The random dweller

Kiryans5

Kiryans5

First time out of the vault
I DUNNO HOW THIS THREAD WILL LIVE,
THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL RP THREAD!

Hi! Welcome to the maybe first random rp on NMA,
In this thread there are almost no rules,so any s**t like:
*used an epic plasmalaserepicultrarifle that fell off the sky on [PLAYERNAME]* is accepted here! So,have fun!



 
Idk,i'd say this thread is called The random basement dweller
I got a huge robot where i dominate ppl* and im goin' to kill ya character if you dont give me your bottlecaps to buy fallout 4.
 
I start to jack off as the prydwen approaches. As the prydwen begins to plummet I see Beatrix and lose my shit and begin to ejaculate tiny black holes. I throw them at the prydwen using the the anti-black hole gloves beatrix Gave me on our wedding night.
 
I jump off the prydwen into the lake, then i throw 1337 grenades into ncr troops, because grenades are l33t, ncr troops turn into great mighty poo
 
Kiryans5 said:
I jump off the prydwen into the lake, then i throw 1337 grenades into ncr troops, because grenades are l33t, ncr troops turn into great mighty poo
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Then there's a sea monster. Jk it's a small mirelurk. So I kill it and eat it. Then I see an estate agent selling a piece of land. I think to myself "wow I could do something with this." So then I buy it with what few bottlecaps I have from doing radiant missions. I make a list of things I'll need to properly refurbish.
Hmm, there's no way I can get all these materials, so I head on down to Diamond City. On my way there I encounter 5 gunner camps, 7 different raider groups, 18 packs of feral ghouls, a platoon of supermutants and 342 rogue robots. What a day.
Then I find Non-ghoul Raul in Diamond City. He refuses to sell me the 25000 caps worth of shipments for 342 dead robots, so I kill his daughter and feed her corpse to him. He doesn't appreciate this however, and he calls the guards. They tell me I've violated the law and that I have to pay him a fine or serve my sentence. I'm like, screw that, so I use a stealth boy and get out of there.
I guess the only place left to go is Goodneighbor.
 
Kiryans5 said:
I jump off the prydwen into the lake, then i throw 1337 grenades into ncr troops, because grenades are l33t, ncr troops turn into great mighty poo
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The poo begins to sing (as expected) and conker flops out of one of the black holes that are now consuming the universe. He makes swift work of the poo as he had before... Long ago.

Okay... What the fuck are we doin' here?
 
R.Graves said:
The poo begins to sing (as expected) and conker flops out of one of the black holes that are now consuming the universe. He makes swift work of the poo as he had before... Long ago.
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As the poo signs a massive bum hole comes out of nowhere and starts to sing silent night
 
HELLO FELLOW VAULT DWELLERS! IT IS I, PEPE THE ~MUTANT~, I MEAN VAULT DWELLER.

I SEE YOUR SIGN, 'NO MUTANTS ALLOWED' WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?

Who would like to share the locations for their vaults?
 
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