Things we learned from Fallout 3

Discussion in 'Fallout 3 Discussion' started by maximaz, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. Faceless Stranger

    Faceless Stranger Board Drifter

    Aug 19, 2010
    312. Pool Cues swung by a 19-year-old, with broken arms, against an opponent wearing Power-Armor can sever limbs at the joint.
     
  2. biggestantman

    biggestantman First time out of the vault

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    May 13, 2010
    Don't walk down an alley if you hear some one yelling.
     
  3. ramessesjones

    ramessesjones It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Oct 27, 2010
    314. At some point, the Washington Monument, famous for being the worlds largest free standing masonry structure was torn down and then rebuilt in the same spot this time using a metal framework.
     
  4. Dr. Combat Shotgun

    Dr. Combat Shotgun First time out of the vault

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    Aug 19, 2010
    313. Hundreds of years after the war Moira is still trying to find out what happens should someone step on a mine or fall of a cliff... and chars with more than 1 INT are presumed to be willing to find out?
     
  5. Arden

    Arden Still Mildly Glowing

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    Feb 26, 2010
    315 (or 314?): How to use FalloutModManager to ease the pain a tiny bit.
     
  6. Little Robot

    Little Robot sup Orderite

    Sep 29, 2010
    :lol:
     
  7. Faceless Stranger

    Faceless Stranger Board Drifter

    Aug 19, 2010
    316. Diseases such as Typhus don't exist in the post apocalypse.
     
  8. Sidd

    Sidd First time out of the vault

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    Dec 30, 2010
    317 there is money and FULL carton of cigarettes in every carbage can.

    318 in vault 101, no one ever enters, and no one, ever leaves. except your father (twice) your mom, and you.

    319 Dead bodies are furnitures, they are freely provided by you local store with the "raider theme".
     
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  9. Arden

    Arden Still Mildly Glowing

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    Feb 26, 2010
    That is because in postapocalyptia (320) no one smokes anymore. An no one needs money because everything just lies around to be picked up. And that means (321) the commies won.
     
  10. Stanislao Moulinsky

    Stanislao Moulinsky Vault Fossil

    Jul 16, 2009
    The mom of the Lone Wanderer didn't enter Vault 101.
     
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  11. Sidd

    Sidd First time out of the vault

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    Dec 30, 2010
    damn, you're right. it's this scene where you born, i always thought it was inside the vault.

    but anyway,

    322 Fallout 3 has been made by people who - probably - never found Vic, despite how many times the Elder repeated herself ...
     
  12. 323: You can shoot someone's leg off with a puny little pistol.
     
  13. ramessesjones

    ramessesjones It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Oct 27, 2010
    324: When you kill someone by shooting them in the head, its typical that the bullet will cleanly decapitate them, leaving the head otherwise intact.
     
  14. 325: After a messy head shot, a tiny chunk of brain gives clothes, weapons, ammo, and bottle caps.
     
  15. McAwesome

    McAwesome First time out of the vault

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    Jan 8, 2011
    326- having a 25 in explosives makes a black chick give you free stuff everyday

    327- a shot glass weighs a pound, yet 500 rounds weigh nothing

    328- a 12 year old can walk all the way to rivet city no problem

    329- an assault rifle can take 3 shots before breaking

    330- an overglorified watch is indestructible

    331- said watch can carry all your stuff

    332- giant robots say the coolest things

    333- butcher pete chops up all the women's meat

    334- everyone in vault 101 is a jerk

    335- robots enjoy pretending to be historical figures

    336- children are assholes

    337- my personal robot butler does nothing

    338- a little girl makes me murder a whole slice of suburbia
     
  16. camil2003

    camil2003 First time out of the vault

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    Dec 28, 2009
    339. Despite their overabundant numbers the raiders have not taken over the wasteland.
     
  17. Sidd

    Sidd First time out of the vault

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    Dec 30, 2010
    340 there's people who have enough time to make androids that eat, digest and bleed !! and those androids even have eyeballs, bones and muscles ! eh, wait ...

    341 there's no point of being SPECIAL. you can be PERFECT.
     
  18. Plautus

    Plautus Angry Preacher

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    Nov 24, 2010
    342. The old-school fans can be safely ignored, because masses of mouth-breathing morons will buy anything with exploding people and dirty language.

    343. The Brotherhood of Steel has nothing better to do than waste human resources on an expedition to D.C.

    344. The Brotherhood is extremely bored.

    345. The Enclave is extremely lazy.

    346. Dick Richardson was a better character than Eden, or anybody else in Fallout 3 for that matter. Heck, even the game's equivalent of Dan Quayle was more endearing...

    347. Advanced Power Armor Mark I was awesome. The armor in Fallout 3 reinforces this nicely.
     
  19. McAwesome

    McAwesome First time out of the vault

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    Jan 8, 2011
    348. Jonas can pull a camera out of his ass
     
  20. Mr. Nixon

    Mr. Nixon First time out of the vault

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    Jan 7, 2011
    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSN2kAo-y40[/YouTube]