Today is 1 year since Fallout 4 has been released for sale and I still didn't purchase it

Thank you, I am glad to be reminded of my unwise purchase a year ago.

Actually a part of me is glad I bought this game and was disappointed, because now I'll never make that mistake again by buying a Bethesda game, especially a Bethesda Fallout.

Yeah it holds your attention like jangling keys holds the attention of a baby.


Joe is such a fucking mook.

 

Frankly I have been appalled with 99% of modern games.

I buy them 2-3 years after release, so I can get them for a couple dollars.

That's how pathetic they are to me, they're worth less than a fucking mcdonalds meal.

 

Whoo! YEAH!
Fallout 4 game of the-

oh wait it won no awards.

 

I know you're shitposting, but at least be real about it. There's an art to it.

 

For real? An art? Lmao. Like seriously man, what are you on about? Only someone like you could've said something this fucking dumb. Unless you have definitive proof what is and isn't art I'm completely disregarding your opinion. The amount of stupidity that went into your "clever" comment is unbelievable. 4 lines and you're getting worked up. Grow up and stop telling other people what to post. A better shitposter could've put in a meme I admit, but I couldn't be arsed. Maybe you should do some "artistic shitposting". Everyday I'm dealing with people like you and it's fucking hard. Only you Zyax. Fuck off, shitposting isn't an art. There are too many people like you that expect so much from shitposters. How though? Even when it's called shitposting you berate people when it's too shit. You know it has shit in it for a reason right? Ehh. "Art" hehe that's given me a good laugh so thanks. Rant over.

 

Well this is awkward. I have played 4 (in order to assess the game) but I never purchased it.

Spoiler: Reason

It was still a waste of perfectly good disk space.

 

If I ever have a Son that's as disappointing as Fallout 4, I'll probably disown him.

(It's like Bethesda played Brotherhood of Steel and went "This is Fallout" and still didn't understand it).

 

I couldn't vote because I own Fallout 4 but I didn't buy it. It was a christmas gift from a friend.
I wouldn't have bought it myself though.

 

Where did you get that picture? Did you make it? If so, well done

 

It was on Crowbcat's video. Check it out:

 

I'm a bit lazy today, could you note the time it happens?

 

@DirtyOldShoe go to 14:30 the build up alone is worth it.

 

I like how even Emil can clap on the left. Fuck Todd Howard. Sore loser. Bad sport.

 

Add it to the Emil appreciation thread you filthy h8r.

 

I'm actually going to change my profile pic, I realize now, it is Todd. Emil writes for Todd, he is just a pawn.

 

It would add to the "fun" factor is Skyrim.

Fallout 4 still has a plethora of problems which I believe to be unfixable. It should be vatted to be honest.
Can we do that? If we make a good enough argument can we put the F4 forum in the vats?

 

Those people you met on Bethsoft- disregard anything they say. If people defend the dialogue wheel they shouldn't be playing Fallout. It's a mess. For a linear RPG like Mass Effect I can forgive it. But in Fallout... no.

Fallout 4 needed good side quests, and a main plot that ties in with the world. You don't always need an emotional hook- FNV had a search for answers or vengeance- depending on how you wanted to approach it. It needed AI that wasn't complete aids. It needed a good engine. It needed memorable characters. It needed good writing. It needed.

Cuckworth : Miss Fuckface

SGG : uh yeah?

Cuckworth : complaining about Fallout 4 are we?

SGG : uh no...

Cucksworth : don't lie to me boy, thanks to Toddie's new and improved dialogue system, luck affects your speech more than charisma!

SGG : so...?

Cucksworth : so I saw through your lie and we're going to lobotomize you.

SGG struggled against Cucksworth. Although strong and high in endurance, he had forgotten to raid a dungeon in the last 5 minutes, so his armour was pitiful against the razor sharp kitchen appliances that the family friendly robot equipped. Its scissors sliced into his head and its coffee maker scooped out the small, fleshy blob that was his brain. He sat dazed on the chair. A dopey looking man approached.

Petey : listen here SGG. From now on we're calling you Emil and you're going to be our lead writer.

Emil : me like the mootants, me like the dugmeet.

I was making a point but then I started rambling and making fanfiction. What's wrong with me?