Wasteland Cafe

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[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Jul-12-00 AT 07:04PM (GMT)[p](This is my first roleplaying post, so go easy on me)

Hello everybody, I'm Red Floyd, or more commonly known as "you, behind the bushes"!

Um... Welcome to the Wasteland Cafe, where bad comedy, music, poetry, and beer is shoved together and down your throat! We put the "wasted" in Wasteland!

We have a great show for you tonight, with a comedy act by someone who auditioned for the job at Bishop's casino 5 times, always missing his big break, H.R Puff'n Suff! We also have a poetry reading by Harold the Mutant Jr. Up next, we have a musician, straight from Vault City, put your hands together for Marshall Lennon and his performance of "Working Class Outsider"!
 
With this said Torr got up from his seat and walked out the door.
(Sorry that is just what I would do)
 
Well it seems our only customer has went out the door... Good thing I stole his plastic ring. Hey, where's my wallet? That wallet had the money for my kid's birthday... Who am I talking to anyway? I knew we shouldn't have filled the beer with LSD... Hey free beer for everyone!!! Good thing no one can hear me! Oh... my life sucks...
 
Torr looks down at a map of the area to find were he is. After studing the map he points at his location, then points at the Den. "Me have long wa...wa..walk."
 
A new patron

*From out the gloomy wndow, comes flash of blue light. The dor to the bar swngsopen, and B-pn walks in. He brushes snow of his scalp*

Bugger hell..

*looks around the roach house.He walks over to the bar, and raises an yebrow at seeing HSC...*

So, this is where you hang out..you the bartender?


http://uro.topcities.com/bpenbp.jpg
~cause anything less than total and utter overkill is a complete waste of time~:D
-it's the freakin' bluepencil!
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RE: A new patron

WOHOO FREE BEER COME ON LETS DRINK UNTILL WE DIE AND THEN WE CAN START TO DRINK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

when will the showgirl? enter u know the famous MISS BERTHA THE SUPER MUTANT!
 
get sloozed!

*Bpen sighs as HSC slumps forward the bar, hits his head on the counter, and knocks himself out.

He looks around, and sees a Super-mutant ascend the stage. She...yes, definitely a she...(bouncy,bouncy,bouncy)

Argh.
Bpen turned his eyes away. Was it ethical to get a hardon from a Super-mutant? He reaches down the bar and grabs a bottle of booze.*

Hm..*pops open the cap with a Combat Knife and guzzles the contents* Dyer beer! I haven't had this is *such* a long time!!

*grins*

*dives behind the bar and begins to quaff massive amounts of barley products*

hic...

http://uro.topcities.com/bpenbp.jpg
~cause anything less than total and utter overkill is a complete waste of time~:D
-it's the freakin' bluepencil!
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
 
Holy Crap!

A new customer? I guess that means I don't have to kill myself, huh? Wait a minute! Who drank all the Ex-Lax?
 
OOOH

The door swings open and a big mexican walks in. He is carrying a guitar case. He puts the case on a barstool and takes a seat himself. Then he grabs the bartender by the shirt and starts questioning him.
 
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