Weird News

[Big T]

Anyone got any weird news?
I thought it would be interesting to put any weird news we find in here.
Ok, bad intro, but I'll start off the news.
Museum to display Ratputin's penis
Eagle snatches bear cub
Japanese hold "Funeral" for chickens
Moscow plans monument to Cheese

These all spotted at Fortean Times
Anyone else seen some weird news they want to share?
Put it here.

 

[Malky]

...Wow.

 

[Tannhauser]

Geez, talk about a coincidence. I just saw it, a few minutes before you posted... cosmic.

Well, if Rasptin did survive, he should have been quite... inconvienced.

 

[alec]

Dude, that's one ugly dick.

Weird news? Yeah, I got some weird news: I CAN'T SLEEP, GDDMNT! (And no, it has nothing to do with Rasputin's dick.)

 

[SnaX]

Fark.com. A staple for every bored college kid.

 

[Brother None]

"This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said."

Hahahahaah!

 

[Big T]

A few more here:
DNA Computer
More weird Dutchies
Atlantis no longer lost
More stupid Brits...
One step closer to Power Armour?
Cat down to 3 lives

 

[Jebus]

30 centimeters

This explains a lot. An awful, awful lot.

 

[Big T]

There seems to be a large amount of interest in pickled penis' here.

 

[Odin]

Gaaaaaaaayy........

 

[Dove]

"This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said."

Hahahahaah!

Napoleon was French...

Not American.

 

[Wooz]

Meh, what's the difference.
They're both so nationalistic and arrogant, and hate each other.

Weird news?
I got searched four times today on the street by the cops.
Fun.

 

[Brother None]

Napoleon was French...

Not American.

....

"we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. "

 

[Big T]

Seeing as there's so much interest in penis' here, I thought you may be interested in Nut Poppers

 

[Tannhauser]

In case you want the full story behind Napoleon Bonaparte's manhood, here it is.

 

[John Uskglass]

"This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. “Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte’s penis is now kept. … Napoleon’s penis is but a small ”pod“ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters…” the head of the museum said."

Hahahahaah!

Napoleon was French...

Not American.

He was Corsican. There's a big diffirence there. He has more in common with Guistani, or Dante, then Charles de Gaul.