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*Ranger still looking at Salem, slowly drops his arm to his side*"Woah. Buddy lets just put that thing away. I think that we both just over reacted abit. How 'bout we end this peacefully so we can all walk out a here alive?"
Just then a bottle with a flaming rag flys in through the back window and shatters on the floor, at the same time every single person in the bar dives for cover. The contents of the bottle, instead bursting into flames just pool on the ground and fizz a little. One of the patrons crawles out of a corner sticks his finger in the tiny pool and tastes it. And yells
"Its just a bunch of warm cola!"

(There now everybody can get out alive. If you dont like this solution we could start a different one instead.)
 
*out of character*

Heh, I saw this post too late. I already shot the bone in Bonenose's nose :-) This ending would be fine with me, but I'll wait for Bonenose's response to see what he likes better. I don't want anybody getting killed yet, though.
 
Enters the scene!

Bilsabub towers at 6'2 and has a strong 190 pound body frame. He has two pistol slings holding two nicly polished .223 pistols.

'Its been awhile Snake! I heard you got your ass kicked up at VC! Shit looks like we have a dilema inside this old bar! YOu plan on killin some people today?? (BOb is running around in a frenzy) "burn burn burn all da mutha fucka's"

I see you have a new side kick Snake! You looking for another. I heard the work is good and you never crossed me before! We have a past what you say we team up split it three ways??? Your answer!

(Bilsabub looks over at Bob) What about you! Three guns better then two! I been runnin these wastelands for years ask Snake here we did a few jobs together! Well both you two give me an answer!
 
RE: Enters the scene!

*Bob stops running in around and looks at Bilsabub and then holds Fred the rock up to his ear for a minute*"Me say yes to you joining us. Fred say you make for bigger target to shoot at than me. Plus if you git canned Fred and me get 'nough food for whole week! Snake can Bill's-a-bub come feed us...er...join us?"*Bob walks toward Bilsabub and sniffs him and then continues running about*
 
RE: Noooo not my Boooneeeee

*Salem bends over reaches for the bone, picks it up and glues it together again*
Salem dont like tha man that killed tha bone but Salem and da spirit help it live again. me be da man now man... We can all be friend man, but Salem needs da money...
 
* holsters the laserpistols*

WTF! Now I blew my cove--- Uh.. Quit my job for nothing.
*Walks past the people in the bar end exits. Once outside he ducks into an alley and takes a radio out of his leather jacket.*
This is RC calling Enclave base. Come in base. Yes, I have found this Snake person. Yes. You need him alive. Why, may i ask? AHA that explains a lot. Folow him first? Ok, RC out!
*opens a bag and takes out an enclave gauss rifle*
[to himself]Seems like a lot of people are siding with this guy, better take this in case I get in trouble.
 
RE: * holsters the laserpistols*

*When he sees Rat-Catcher he follows him. In the alley after Rat-Catcher talks to Enclave he talk to him*:
Hey Ratty do you look for a guy in a blue jumpsuit with a big yellow 13 on the back? Because if you do i'm after him too. How about we stick together and find him? But you need a vehicle cause I can't take you on my Harley.Hey nice gun. where did you get it?
 
After the action

Glad to see we could all be friends here.*Shakes bonenose's hand and thinks to himself"damn i sound like fucking Mr. Rogers"*. Now did any body see which way Snake ran? Like I said I just want to talk to him.
 
*nods*

Yes, the man in the vault 13 uniform has caused a lot of trouble lately. (thinking)"The pres. will greatly reward me if I bring in this guy. But he's taken out quite a few of our men. And should I trust this 'mutant'?"
I guess I could use some help on that one. But first I will have to plant this tracer in that snake's car. *starts walking towards the parked highwayman*
Oh, and don't worry about my transport. *Wraps a pilots scarf around his neck.*
 
RE: Salem be helping da people now man!

Tha god thing we be friends now Ranger... Me need tha help with de blue jumpsuit man... he be taaking Salems money de Mutha! Salem got de big Sub Machine Gun to kill de man...
*Happily Salem puts the big gatling laser back at his back, pulls a nuka cola bottle and starts to drink*
Salem found de truck with many of de nuka cola bottles, you be wanting some of it Ranger? me got de plenty of them...
 
RE: *nods*

*looks at him, smiles and scratches his third eye on his neck hidden under his thick, dark hair. Puts on his Fedora hat and kick start his motorcycle. Drives up to Ratty and says:*
Hey let's go to Reno. I heard that he should be somewhere there. And I've got some unfinnished buissnes with the Salvatore-family...
*drives out off town in 120 mph.*
 
Smiles at Bob

What about it Snake? I would be an extra person those damn rangers will be shooting at?? 'Then suddenly a person walks out of the bar and enters the back alley reaching for a communicater device.'
I don't know snake I do recommend we leave this joint get to Reno. Rangers are less likly to enter Reno. Since what happen to the last squad of Rangers looking for those slavers. Damn they didn't know that all three families are into slaves...damn that was a ranger bloodbath. "A flashing light blinks in his side bdu pocket" Oh shit! Uh Snake i forgot to mention...Uh! Well...since we last meet 6 months ago...well...I got hitched...Yeah...So...There would be another person in the group but I will split my share with her. She's Ex-enclave intelegence and a damn fine gunsmith and vehicle mechanic...she upgraded these .223 shells with a pulse charge that can cut through harden power armor like a warm knife through butter. If you accept the two of us...I bet she get that old highway man of your running real smooth and cost efficient. One sec snake 'Reaches for his pocket and grabs the pip boy' hey sweety! Yes, I found him hes standing in front of me! I don't know yet...pin point this location and get your ass over hear though. There might be some trouble a bar fight started and now its comming down but the law is around. Yes, 3 minutes k! 'Turns to Snake? Whats your answer man! like the old times you know! The four of us can raise some real hell!!!
 
Meet ya there Kilroy!

(OUT OF CHARACTER: In my next posts there’s a NPC with me. His name’s cliff and he’s an enclave soldier. He'll disappear after one or two posts)

*After kilroy left, Rat-catcher walks to a small canyon just out of town. There is a vertibird there and a man wearing adv. powerarmor with his helmet under his arm stands next to it. *

Cliff?! what the hell are you doing here?!?

CLIFF: "Change of plans, Rat-catcher. We’ve already taken care of the snake situation. Your next objective is to eliminate the man in the Vault 13 jumpsuit."

Okay, but why didn’t you just radio me?

CLIFF: "I had orders to pick up this bird and return it to HQ."

Well, can you drop me off at Reno first? I think the target is there.

CLIFF: "Sure let go now and waste no more time."

*Both men enter the vertibird. The aircraft takes off and heads north, to New Reno.*
 
RE: Salem be confused now man!

We and I be having da problems here now man, Salem got confused. People be leaving da place withouth telling!

[OUT OF CHAR] WICH ARE STILL HERE AT THE BAR? (JUST SO I DONT SAY ANYTHING TO ANYONE WHO ISN´T HERE..)
 
Hears blazing gun fire

As normal conversation had begun once again in the bar the sound of gun fire erupts behind the bar aways. As most people dive for cover, Ranger draws his .223 and runs out the back door towards the action thinking, "That snake bastard had better not be dead yet."
 
RE: Pulls de big laser again

You and we, Shadowman we must do de dance wit de Bad people now man. lets go do tha hurtingdance now man!!!

*Salem pulls his Big big gatling laser (he says SMG) and starts running after the ranger*

Come on now SHadowman we an I be be going now...
 
RE: Pulls de big laser again

Wait Boney! Me wanna come wit you too! Me may not be to good at tha hurtindance since what the blue man did to me but I will help you best I can.
 
RE: Beer

At this time, Wonko walks back into the bar. He goes behind the counter and takes some bottles of beer. Before he walks out, he drops some money into the cash register and then leaves.
 
RE: da people

*when Salem hears Warhamster speak he quickly
stops and and screams the following:*

We be de frens man, de big ol´ party be leavin´ da bar to kill de bad jumpsuit blue-man hehe, we be goin´ now so follow me..
 
RE: da people

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Apr-28-00 AT 04:41PM (GMT)[p]>We be de frens man, de
>big ol´ party be leavin´
>da bar to kill de
>bad jumpsuit blue-man hehe, we
>be goin´ now so follow
>me..

You won't be going anywhere tonight. You've deserved a night in jail for disrupting the peace Boney. Now come with me quietly or I'm going to have to hurt you. Now drop that gatling laser on the floor or be prepared to eat lead. *Aims two .223 pistols at Salem Bonenose*
 
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