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  1. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I’ve just watched the movie Perfect for the third time and it’s still awful. I hate it.
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    2. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      Howard the duck is, and I say this without a hint of irony, my favorite movie based on a marvel character. It's absolutely wonderful. No lie.
      Oct 22, 2019 at 3:06 AM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      It’s something all right. I can’t tell if I love it for how ridiculous it is or hate it for that same reason.
      Oct 22, 2019 at 3:40 AM
    4. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      The pace is absolutely wild.

      Within like the first 25 minutes he gets sucked off into a new world, saves a girl from rape, stays at her apartment, goes to a museum, goes to the unemployment office, gets and loses a job at a bathouse, has a falling out with his friend...
      Oct 22, 2019 at 3:50 AM
  2. alec
    alec
    I think I might be losing my mind. It's amazing how much of the junk in my apartment belongs to Annelies, and now it's starting to disappear
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    2. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      I have found that it's best not to resist or struggle. It just makes things worse.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:09 PM
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    3. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      It's room for new shit in a brand new life. Take up a new hobby like using it for a sex dungeon.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 9:28 PM
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    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      That’s a fair point. Sex dungeons are fun, maybe that’d be an interesting redecorating project for you and your rebound partner!

      I’m sure it won’t be weird at all.
      Oct 22, 2019 at 2:42 AM
  3. Squadcar
    Squadcar
    Insert quote. Insert Toront post. Insert vague post. Insert weird roleplay. Insert Aurelius watching things for the third time and hating it
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    2. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      I came to fill the second and the third for reasons that are my own.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 3:01 PM
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    3. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Shit, I almost forgot Insert random Walpknut take.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 3:26 PM
  4. Soggy-Mutant
    Soggy-Mutant
    Theres gotta be a way to cash In.
  5. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    RDJ probably filmed most of Endgame sitting in a chair against a green screen. Probably also wearing a green shirt.
  6. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    The Flash is a legitimately awful show, but it still got me to watch it for a few seasons on Netflix so... they win, I guess. Fuckers.
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    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Watching any cw show calls for immediate sudoku
      Oct 21, 2019 at 5:21 PM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Seppuku? Lmao
      Oct 21, 2019 at 5:49 PM
    4. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      What does seppuku have to do with numbers and blocks of them and ordering them correctly? C'mon man.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 6:50 PM
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  7. biozeminadae1
    biozeminadae1
    Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
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    2. alec
      alec
      Sure, but deodorant was invented for a reason.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 8:59 PM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Depends. If he’s putting it into a bucket then that’s grody and no.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 9:57 PM
    4. biozeminadae1
      biozeminadae1
      A man smells like sweat, a slave uses perfume.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 4:20 AM
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  8. Alphons
    Alphons
    My dog was diagnosed with advanced skin and lung cancer. Those are propably his last weeks. He's with my family for ten years now.
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    2. Alphons
      Alphons
      We've decided to euthanize him tomorrow, as he practically stopped eating. At least he's lucid, so we have option to say goodbyes. Thanks everyone for kind words.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 9:19 PM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      No problem, man. Just know that we’re all here for you. Life throws us twists and turns, not all of them good. But it’s during times like these that we can lean on each other.

      I’m sorry man. Truly.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 9:54 PM
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    4. Alphons
      Alphons
      Vet checked him before euthanizing. His kidneys stopped working, so he had a week left max. Thanks for support.
      Max 2006-2019
      Oct 21, 2019 at 12:44 PM
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  9. A Vault Dweller
    A Vault Dweller
    You see: a man in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. He is smiling and laughing as he tells his story.
    1. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      Sincerely,

      Not The Vault Dweller.
      Oct 19, 2019 at 6:41 PM
    2. biozeminadae1
      biozeminadae1
      I get pissed, scream BLOOD AND DARKNESS, and shoot him.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 6:09 AM
  10. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I’ve replayed The Wolf Among Us. It’s fun, but BUTCHERS the Fables series that it’s supposed to be based on. Gotta side with Walp on this.
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    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It being a prequels in fact makes the lore breaks worse.
      Oct 20, 2019 at 1:29 AM
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    4. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      I really don't know much about it anyway. Didn't think a prequel would contradict so much of something but it's not impossible.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 1:41 PM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Basically TWAU was written by someone who never read past the first issue of the comic IF that.
      Oct 21, 2019 at 7:56 PM
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  11. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    "See you aren't supposed to assume the events in the movie happened, the film hints at it, by being fucking stupid. Unreliabe narrator!"
    1. Richwizard
      Richwizard
      Is there a movie to go with this rant? Or, are you just being an unreliable narrator?
      Oct 18, 2019 at 11:53 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is not a movie in particular, but rather a line of argument I am seeing pop up more and more often whenever anyone is trying to make a bad story seem more intelligent by trying to rationalize the flaws in a narrative like that.
      Oct 19, 2019 at 4:45 AM
    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Unreliable narrator only worked in the original Ken Kesey novel version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Every other time it’s been implemented it sucks
      Oct 20, 2019 at 9:31 AM
  12. Squadcar
    Squadcar
    Printers are one of the worst things to work on for computer related things.
    1. TorontRayne
      TorontRayne
      Most people just trash them.
      Oct 18, 2019 at 9:00 PM
    2. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      Been having a lot of issues with Xeroxes breaking down, maintenance guys fixing them and somehow screwing up the entire settings for the network recently. Other areas have different printer issues. This year has been bad with printers in general.
      Oct 18, 2019 at 9:03 PM
  13. The Dopamine Cleric
    The Dopamine Cleric
    To impeach or not to impeach, that is not the question.
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Oh Graves, you’re so gay. I love it.
      Oct 18, 2019 at 9:18 PM
    3. R.Graves
      R.Graves
      That's not even gay.
      Oct 19, 2019 at 12:05 AM
    4. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      oh man. oh man. oh man. lulz.
      Oct 19, 2019 at 12:48 AM
  14. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    I wonder if Pompey “Magnus” was self aware and didn’t care, or if he was just so caught up in his own bullshit he didn’t know he was an ass
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    2. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      But was he not self aware of the fact that his ass cared about bullshit?
      Oct 16, 2019 at 7:46 PM
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    3. Squadcar
      Squadcar
      I think he just shit like a bull at this point.
      Oct 16, 2019 at 8:04 PM
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    4. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      True. Shame we’ll never know if he was didn’t care aware.
      Oct 16, 2019 at 11:41 PM
  15. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Kurdish forces ally with Syrian gvt, in a compromise where survival as a people outweigh the desire for independence. That's rough.
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    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      And this happening during the Impeachment hearings... doesn't bode well for Cheetolini.
      Oct 17, 2019 at 3:46 PM
    3. Crni Vuk
      Crni Vuk
      Yeah but you see if the Kurds only helped in Normandy ...
      Oct 18, 2019 at 9:39 AM
    4. Hassknecht
      Hassknecht
      We'll see how long the cease fire/pause will last now and what will come of it.
      Oct 18, 2019 at 9:59 AM
  16. a721402
    a721402
    8 months passed yet still can't afford a new PC, but at least right now my old dog is still alive and mostly well.
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    2. a721402
      a721402
      His daily medicine and veterinary diets cost lots of money, but at least it will keep him alive, hopefully he will be with me for some more years.
      Oct 16, 2019 at 10:03 AM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      Hopefully, man. Fingers are crossed that he has a good life with the time he has left.
      Oct 16, 2019 at 1:41 PM
  17. zegh8578
    zegh8578
    Honk honk
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    2. alec
      Oct 16, 2019 at 6:04 AM
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    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      Indeed. I watched the Joker just a few days ago, and I can't remember the last time a movie surprised and excited me to such a degree. "Incels gonna shoot up"-my ass, they're all worried we're gonna start shooting up the rich. I'm not :] honk honk :]
      Oct 16, 2019 at 11:31 AM
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    4. alec
      alec
      I hate to admit this, but I saw it three times already. I'm going to stop now and wait til it's out on dvd, but damn, I really really love that movie.
      Oct 16, 2019 at 12:57 PM
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  18. The Dopamine Cleric
    The Dopamine Cleric
    Get rid of this feature. God please and everything that is holy.
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    2. The Dopamine Cleric
      The Dopamine Cleric
      This place is called "No Mutants Allowed" in 2019.
      Oct 18, 2019 at 2:11 AM
    3. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      "Good old days" is a curse. We've all had them. I wasn't here on NMA, but I've had my oh-so-magical good-old-days on other forums, and I've watched people try to force them-good-old-days back for years. Unless you can be 19 again, unless you can find weed for the first time again, unless you can come home drunk after vomiting on the bus, to post edgy bullshit again -
      Oct 18, 2019 at 2:50 AM
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    4. zegh8578
      zegh8578
      time passes, you grow, your brain grows, communities grow, dynamics change, hell - even if you were 19 now, you wouldnt be 19 in early 2000s, so entire social structures would still not be how you remember them.
      It sucks for everyone who ever lived.
      We are all going to die.
      Oct 18, 2019 at 2:51 AM
  19. AureliusofPhoenix
    AureliusofPhoenix
    Telltale games are... disappointing, usually, but the two Batman ones are wonderful. Impaling Carmine Falcone’s smug ass will never get old.
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    2. 5545Trey
      5545Trey
      I really enjoyed Telltale's take on the Joker. It was a really bold move, and it's something I can respect the writers for.
      Oct 17, 2019 at 5:14 AM
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    3. AureliusofPhoenix
      AureliusofPhoenix
      John Doe was fucking amazing and I loved the idea of Bruce turning him into a villain or vigilante
      Oct 17, 2019 at 6:22 AM
    4. Alphons
      Alphons
      What about Minecraft: Story Mode though? Shame there wasn't third season...
      Oct 17, 2019 at 6:50 PM
  20. Walpknut
    Walpknut
    Nothing like sudden unexplained errors. My favorite.