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I’ve just watched the movie Perfect for the third time and it’s still awful. I hate it.
Howard the duck is, and I say this without a hint of irony, my favorite movie based on a marvel character. It's absolutely wonderful. No lie.
It’s something all right. I can’t tell if I love it for how ridiculous it is or hate it for that same reason.
The pace is absolutely wild.
Within like the first 25 minutes he gets sucked off into a new world, saves a girl from rape, stays at her apartment, goes to a museum, goes to the unemployment office, gets and loses a job at a bathouse, has a falling out with his friend...
I think I might be losing my mind. It's amazing how much of the junk in my apartment belongs to Annelies, and now it's starting to disappear
I have found that it's best not to resist or struggle. It just makes things worse.
It's room for new shit in a brand new life. Take up a new hobby like using it for a sex dungeon.
That’s a fair point. Sex dungeons are fun, maybe that’d be an interesting redecorating project for you and your rebound partner!
I’m sure it won’t be weird at all.
Insert quote. Insert Toront post. Insert vague post. Insert weird roleplay. Insert Aurelius watching things for the third time and hating it
I came to fill the second and the third for reasons that are my own.
Shit, I almost forgot Insert random Walpknut take.
Theres gotta be a way to cash In.
RDJ probably filmed most of Endgame sitting in a chair against a green screen. Probably also wearing a green shirt.
The Flash is a legitimately awful show, but it still got me to watch it for a few seasons on Netflix so... they win, I guess. Fuckers.
Watching any cw show calls for immediate sudoku
What does seppuku have to do with numbers and blocks of them and ordering them correctly? C'mon man.
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Sure, but deodorant was invented for a reason.
Depends. If he’s putting it into a bucket then that’s grody and no.
A man smells like sweat, a slave uses perfume.
My dog was diagnosed with advanced skin and lung cancer. Those are propably his last weeks. He's with my family for ten years now.
We've decided to euthanize him tomorrow, as he practically stopped eating. At least he's lucid, so we have option to say goodbyes. Thanks everyone for kind words.
No problem, man. Just know that we’re all here for you. Life throws us twists and turns, not all of them good. But it’s during times like these that we can lean on each other.
I’m sorry man. Truly.
Vet checked him before euthanizing. His kidneys stopped working, so he had a week left max. Thanks for support.
You see: a man in a Vault 13 jumpsuit. He is smiling and laughing as he tells his story.
Not The Vault Dweller.
I get pissed, scream BLOOD AND DARKNESS, and shoot him.
I’ve replayed The Wolf Among Us. It’s fun, but BUTCHERS the Fables series that it’s supposed to be based on. Gotta side with Walp on this.
It being a prequels in fact makes the lore breaks worse.
I really don't know much about it anyway. Didn't think a prequel would contradict so much of something but it's not impossible.
Basically TWAU was written by someone who never read past the first issue of the comic IF that.
"See you aren't supposed to assume the events in the movie happened, the film hints at it, by being fucking stupid. Unreliabe narrator!"
Is there a movie to go with this rant? Or, are you just being an unreliable narrator?
Is not a movie in particular, but rather a line of argument I am seeing pop up more and more often whenever anyone is trying to make a bad story seem more intelligent by trying to rationalize the flaws in a narrative like that.
Unreliable narrator only worked in the original Ken Kesey novel version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Every other time it’s been implemented it sucks
Printers are one of the worst things to work on for computer related things.
Most people just trash them.
Been having a lot of issues with Xeroxes breaking down, maintenance guys fixing them and somehow screwing up the entire settings for the network recently. Other areas have different printer issues. This year has been bad with printers in general.
To impeach or not to impeach, that is not the question.
Oh Graves, you’re so gay. I love it.
That's not even gay.
oh man. oh man. oh man. lulz.
I wonder if Pompey “Magnus” was self aware and didn’t care, or if he was just so caught up in his own bullshit he didn’t know he was an ass
But was he not self aware of the fact that his ass cared about bullshit?
I think he just shit like a bull at this point.
True. Shame we’ll never know if he was didn’t care aware.
Kurdish forces ally with Syrian gvt, in a compromise where survival as a people outweigh the desire for independence. That's rough.
And this happening during the Impeachment hearings... doesn't bode well for Cheetolini.
Yeah but you see if the Kurds only helped in Normandy ...
We'll see how long the cease fire/pause will last now and what will come of it.
8 months passed yet still can't afford a new PC, but at least right now my old dog is still alive and mostly well.
His daily medicine and veterinary diets cost lots of money, but at least it will keep him alive, hopefully he will be with me for some more years.
Hopefully, man. Fingers are crossed that he has a good life with the time he has left.
Indeed. I watched the Joker just a few days ago, and I can't remember the last time a movie surprised and excited me to such a degree. "Incels gonna shoot up"-my ass, they're all worried we're gonna start shooting up the rich. I'm not :] honk honk :]
I hate to admit this, but I saw it three times already. I'm going to stop now and wait til it's out on dvd, but damn, I really really love that movie.
Get rid of this feature. God please and everything that is holy.
This place is called "No Mutants Allowed" in 2019.
"Good old days" is a curse. We've all had them. I wasn't here on NMA, but I've had my oh-so-magical good-old-days on other forums, and I've watched people try to force them-good-old-days back for years. Unless you can be 19 again, unless you can find weed for the first time again, unless you can come home drunk after vomiting on the bus, to post edgy bullshit again -
time passes, you grow, your brain grows, communities grow, dynamics change, hell - even if you were 19 now, you wouldnt be 19 in early 2000s, so entire social structures would still not be how you remember them.
It sucks for everyone who ever lived.
We are all going to die.
Telltale games are... disappointing, usually, but the two Batman ones are wonderful. Impaling Carmine Falcone’s smug ass will never get old.
I really enjoyed Telltale's take on the Joker. It was a really bold move, and it's something I can respect the writers for.
John Doe was fucking amazing and I loved the idea of Bruce turning him into a villain or vigilante
What about Minecraft: Story Mode though? Shame there wasn't third season...
Nothing like sudden unexplained errors. My favorite.