Hoplite
Last Activity:
Sep 12, 2020
Joined:
Oct 4, 2019
Messages:
288
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28
Positive ratings received:
123
Neutral ratings received:
0
Negative ratings received:
11

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[What the fuck is this for a shit?] 11 38
[Masturbate furiously] 12 111
[Rad] 18 411
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Jul 24, 2002 (Age: 18)
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Location:
the roiling chaos of South Carolina
Occupation:
Enlisting... and verbal punching bag

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Hoplite

Worth 1/5th of 100 grams of tea, Male, 18, from the roiling chaos of South Carolina

I leave for a month and you guys ban Alec :( Aug 23, 2020

Hoplite was last seen:
Sep 12, 2020
    1. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Goodnight fuckers, take care of yourselves
      1. KingArthur likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Good luck with sleep.
        Apr 18, 2020
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Too late.
        Apr 18, 2020
    2. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      THE QUESO WAS GOOD MOTHERFUCKERS! I FINALLY COOKED SOMETHING THAT WON'T KILL ME
    3. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      3 more hours until I make the queso
    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I forgot to make queso, but damn if I don't make good chili
      1. alec
        alec
        I made some chili in bed this morning, wink wink, nudge nudge.
        Apr 16, 2020
    5. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I'm making my own queso tonight
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Gross. You produce milk?
        Apr 15, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Even better, I bought milk. Capitalism.
        Apr 15, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        I made some queso last night, wink wink, nudge nudge.
        Apr 15, 2020
    6. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      What if Hitler's horrible perspective and placement of objects in art was his actual style and he was a beginning surrealist
      1. alec
        alec
        Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement of objects. You'll be lucky to find two or three. The simple truth is that Hitler's paintings are actually pretty good. They're classic, they were already out of fashion when he painted them, but there's very little wrong with them otherwise.
        Apr 15, 2020
      2. alec
        alec
        I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough textures, like stone. He was a master at that. So ... don't parrot what the other parrots are parroting, Hoplite. Just suck some black cock and come up with your own original view on life. Just a thought.
        Apr 15, 2020
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I didn't recognize you without the Fleckjoker until I read "suck black cock"

        His paintings are okay, but they really could have been better
        Apr 15, 2020
    7. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Dying Light is pretty fun
    8. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I can tell you all about medical history, up to and including the moment where laudanum became a thing... But I can't do fucking geometry
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Like high school geometry? Damn son. I had that done in 9th or 10th grade.
        Apr 13, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I struggle with math. Unless I'm working with physical objects, I have the damndest time trying to do anything past basic mult./div.
        Apr 14, 2020
    9. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Days are starting to blur together
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Our mayor is a child molester so they hauled him out of his house and took him to jail. It's on the front of the paper. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to this time since that one time back in the fifties when the entire town got conned out of a bunch of money for a fair that never happened.
        Apr 10, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Then we made a holiday out of it. Sucker Day.
        Apr 10, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I know it is Friday because weed is on sale.
        Apr 10, 2020
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    10. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Someone stole my record for most ancient necro. Fuck
      1. alec
        alec
        Maybe you should tell the nurse in you to put a band-aid on it.
        Apr 7, 2020
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    11. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I'm gonna be a licensed nurse. I'm gonna be a licensed nurse. I'm gonna be a licensed nurse. The quarantine didn't kill my dreams.
      1. Walpknut likes this.
      2. alec
        alec
        How much gayer can it get?
        Apr 7, 2020
        Alphons, TorontoReign and Crni Vuk like this.
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Be careful out there.
        Apr 7, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Gaylord Focker.
        Apr 8, 2020
    12. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Honestly fuck the government.
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      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        At least when they present it like this
        Apr 3, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's been like this since time began but suddenly WE HAVE HAD ENOUGH. Yeah right. So you pay taxes. So what? If you pay in you are making over 100,000 a year. You should pay in. You make more than I ever did in the Army.
        Apr 3, 2020
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      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        The government's not going to change because one whines. Otherwise PATRIOT and co would had died off in 2005. The only way to do it is to play their rigged game or run away.
        Apr 3, 2020
    13. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Time to convince my friend to hop onto NMA to pick up some FO2 mods
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      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Something tells me that's not going to help convince them.
        Apr 2, 2020
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        "Hey so this guy you don't know said you should come onto this abrasive fan site or he'll eat your current/future children. You down?"
        Apr 2, 2020
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      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Well, they got the Restoration Project and Miria mod, so clearly it helped
        Apr 3, 2020
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    14. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Almost set up the patreon, almost have the android races finished. This is going well
      1. KingArthur and Alphons like this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’d donate but ya boi is in crippling debt atm.
        Mar 30, 2020
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        If you're forcing androids to race like horses I'm definitely interested.
        Mar 30, 2020
        Hoplite and KingArthur like this.
    15. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      *trying desperately not to add a dorf as part of my TTRPG*
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        When I was your age I thought of clever things like that to add to my stories then I never used them and years went by and I ended up hating the whole concept. Don't over think it whatever you do.
        Mar 27, 2020
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    16. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      dorf is the right way to spell it. dwarf is a misspelling
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        What? What the fuck?!
        Mar 24, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        dorf
        Mar 24, 2020
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    17. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Updated my personal info!
      1. alec
        alec
        "Gender: mayonnaise. Sex: sucking big black cock. Job: sucking mayonnaise from big black cocks." I'd say you're making progress in life, Hoplite.
        Mar 24, 2020
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      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Always marching forward, Alec
        Mar 24, 2020
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    18. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Making a tabletop RPG
      1. KingArthur and MutantScalper like this.
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Jokes on you Toronto, nostalgia for older editions has never been higher. Making an OGL compatible sci fi 3e game has never been more profitable!
        Mar 23, 2020
        KingArthur and TorontoReign like this.
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Hah. I’m making a historical one; small world.

        You want me to help playtest it, I’m down.

        In any case, good luck and I hope it comes out well.

        Just don’t get discouraged if something is broken, etc. Nothing is perfect on the first try.
        Mar 23, 2020
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      5. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        If it's broken, that's what errata is for. Anyway, it's not right to fret over broken combos if the parties running them are having fun!
        Mar 23, 2020
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    19. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      People who are okay with government surveilance confuse me. Like, I don't care if you have nothing to hide. It's still authoritarian
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        People growing up in this period of history are used to it. The Patriot Act was once a big no-no type thing, but now it is necessary for our survival and people stopped caring.
        Mar 19, 2020
      2. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        I'd argue it's necessary for the government's survival rather than the people's. Can't talk bad about it too much anymore or the CIA puts you on a list
        Mar 19, 2020
    20. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I'm about sick and tired of governments in general
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I’d have figured you’d want us to drink Kool-Aid and commit mass suicide.
        Mar 18, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Toronto, you have no clue how much that encourages me
        Mar 18, 2020
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      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's easy to ignore your parents when they say that, but a random shitposter with a few tags is a little more trustworthy. ;)
        Mar 18, 2020
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 24, 2002 (Age: 18)
    Home Page:
    https://www.ruqqus.com/@DankestAncestor
    Location:
    the roiling chaos of South Carolina
    Occupation:
    Enlisting... and verbal punching bag
    I'm a miserable wreck who likes GFD, working on my Tabletop RPG Adventures From Port Willowswood, dogs, guns, Italian sandwiches, robots, freedom and liberty, D&D, and water.

    Feel free to message me or some gay shit like that

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