KingArthur

That's why I eat my cereal with human blood. Doesn't hurt cows and allows me to stay young forever.

Not a vegan at all but cows do actually suffer in the milking process, they have to be kept pregnant continuously and on hormones to kept them milking for longer, they get so fucked with this process they have to be contunosly milked or else theyr have serious problems. I try to not drink as much milk but I can't even go basic vegetarian, let alone began. Meat and Milk are too tasty.

I know this because an uncle had a small dairy farm, so the cows were kept relatively free range, but I would imagine cows living in more factory farms would probably live in even worse pain from the process.

You're gonna have to pay me more than that.

I will not haggle over the price of sex. Big Papi won’t like that

[Barter 13/35]

Neither, just dull.

Well that sucks

Take 2 had an insightful seminar about the dangers of having too many white men in the work place.

I knew you’d say that.

Its because you knew the game sucked

No because I know you, and how much of an insufferable ass you are <3

Budget cuts.

I bet they make you pay for the uniform from some kvetching merchant on the far side of town as well.

Yes - although, I doubt they were even into much nation-building, beyond reacting to various pressures towards them - raider camp interfering? Destroy it, and take control over local manpower pools. Tribals trying to trade you some trinket for a favor? Take it, and teach them a lesson about leverage. Nation building becomes a by-product.

They're called Metallic Monks for a reason.

I PREFER MYYYYYYYY my BOS to have within 5 minutes of the bombs dropping adopting a knightly order and ways.
"Hark I say Leonidey, we shall sally forthe from hence our subterranean stronghold and scour the blighted wastes for relics of the old way"

Did it give you chest hair

That is why you get those bags of cereal at the bottom of the shelf.

Does it have a mirror on the front of the box, or what?

Be prepared to outrun a bald and slightly manic ranger.

Would bars of soap in a pillowcase be more pleasing to sir

That's why I prefer moon cycles and harvest seasons.

Well, I know someone who isn't getting a Christmas card...

It's only bad when it's past a year.

Machine Spirit is acting up again. gonna have to get more of them candles and machine lube.

Yeah

Stubbed shin? who the fuck are you, Cotton Hill?

Ain’t gots no shins

I'm sure that's one adventure you've made sure to make an all-boys venture.

Sometimes you just need a boy’s day in... one another’s assholes

Asshole Boy Summer

So this is the long awaited Aurelius of Phoenix heel turn.

Yeah, fuck you nazi scum.

Wait who is a socialist?

Yeah I’m on my second playthrough, and I literally just saved Hans from the Cuman camp. It’s a lot slower than I remember.

Pacifist playthrough was pretty fun. You still have to kill Runt at the end, but everyone else can be avoided or KOd. You can also collect ears of unconcious Cumans.

KCD was hands-down my favorite game of 2018. It was such a unique game and I loved playing through it.

Did you forget about the word "honey", or is "bee syrup" something else... something potentially horrendously god-awful?

One is a perv the other is a moron. I'll leave it to you to figure out who is who.

I feel like Carlson is both so I plead the fifth

This is because Hannity is drunker than Tucker is