KingArthur

No reading is for gaywads. You should play the latest shitty game like Doom Eternal or watch some mindless shit like Tosh.0.

Not so far

That was a joke. It won't.

I was aware. I was playing along.

As a bisexual, yes, I have a gaydar. I knew @Hoplite was gay the moment he told me about his girlfriend.

That's because Hoplite's girl likes to gobble on big black dicks. Just like him.

The vegan convulses on the floor from vitamin deficiency, the atheist is harassing the barkeep for the cross on his wall, while the gay man drags the vegan away to munch on his celery stalk.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in ceiling fan.

Exactly. But she’s not catchy, just a whiny communist.

I think she's a rebel using pirate radio or jams your own system, you can't really find her to begin with?

Eh. If it gave me the option I’d put all of Tropico’s wealth into finding and killing her.
*Build a school*
EL PRÉSIDENTE HAS SET UP INDOCTRINATION CAMPS
*Build a trash dump*
HOLY SHIT IT SMELLS HERE
*Build a police station*
GeStApO!!1!!

This is a prime status update here.

He plans on deadlifting the disease from the face of the earth

Rand Paul getting those libertarian gains.

Make sure to click that subscribe button because thousands of fans have been informing me that they have been unsubscribed to my shitty channel.

Shut up nerd

I guess it is true that us oppressed are the last bastion of slick rhymes.

Shut up nerd

Gonna replay that next I think.

Never played it. Take 2/Rockstar do a good job of trying to make people forget they made that game.

Not worth playing. Replay 1 and 2 with mods.

Mafia II Cut Features:
1 Betting
2 Barber
3 Buying Stuff (House, Cars, Food, Furniture)
4 Difficulty
5 Drive By shooting (WTH)
6 Fight Club
7 Jobs (Side Quests)
8 Lockpicking Experience
9 Papers/License
10 Removed menu options
11 Reputation
12 Subway
13 Sitting
14 Taxis, Buses (Whole transport system removed)
15 Trunk Storage System (weapon, body)
16 Cut Characters

17 Cut Weapons
18 Melee Weapons (WTH)
19 Other Weapons
20 Naughty Pub etc.

All cut content.

III was the saddest shit @Aurelius Of Phoenix

V was fine. Problems for both of them are they didn't use the same Euphoria system from RDR-1 and Max Payne 3. I personally like the vibe of GTA3 / 4 the best. 5 Is so realistic when looking at California it's kind of frightening.

It may not seem like it, but I like V. The problem is that there are a lot of things I hate.

The story isn’t as good as IV, the protags are caricatures, the driving controls are less a skill that has to be mastered and more ultra fucking sensitive, etc.

It’s also a taste thing. V is almost all humor and commentary, which is fine, but coming off the back of IV, it’s a little disappointing to have a story that’s not nearly as emotionally investing.

Isn't he like an Omega level mutant or something? It means he's really powerful

Karol Wojtyla is much more powerful.

Admitting to cannibalism are we?

I’ll take it.

Here's a tip. I always fuck something up when I open my mouth and say something.

Same, brother.

Yes. Go play a better game. Not some shitty Xbox One launch title.

It is pretty awful. Tries too hard to be "self aware ironic" but forgets it needs actually good writing for that to work. Gameplay is mostly tower defense and shooting galleries it also requires you to deactivate your anti virus to work on PC. No joke.

It was terrible

It’s awful

I ran my eye socket into the corner of a car door yesterday

It's a curse.

He usually has a penis in him so he can't stand up straight.

*cries²*

That explains the miscalculation in 4 inches.