Hoplite
Last Activity:
Sep 12, 2020
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Oct 4, 2019
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288
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28
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123
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0
Negative ratings received:
11

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[What the fuck is this for a shit?] 11 38
[Masturbate furiously] 12 111
[Rad] 18 411
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Birthday:
Jul 24, 2002 (Age: 18)
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Location:
the roiling chaos of South Carolina
Occupation:
Enlisting... and verbal punching bag

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Hoplite

Worth 1/5th of 100 grams of tea, Male, 18, from the roiling chaos of South Carolina

I leave for a month and you guys ban Alec :( Aug 23, 2020

Hoplite was last seen:
Sep 12, 2020
    1. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Darkest Dungeon gave me a thing for plague doctors. Nice
      1. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Jan 21, 2020
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Jan 21, 2020
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Actually check out Hass’s band, they’re great.

        Shameless plug over.
        Jan 22, 2020
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    2. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Metro 2033 is a good game. It's an even better book though. I hope 2035 is as good a book as Exodus is a game.
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        I played all the games and I think Exodus is pretty good. Just don't expect an open world game because I thought they made it in to one. It has more exploration than the previous games though, but's done pretty well in my opinion. I think if you liked the previous games you will like this one too.
        Jan 18, 2020
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      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Crni, I've already played the games. All of them. I'm gonna skip over 2034 because it's not part of Artyom's story and head straight to 2035 ASAP
        Jan 19, 2020
      5. Alphons
        Alphons
        2034 has a really interesting main character as far as Metro Universe goes, but the main conflict didn't work for me at all. I'd still recommend reading it later.
        Jan 19, 2020
    3. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I feel slightly less like shit. Maybe this time I'll try for a guy.
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      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        I mean, experience with "spears" would be "handy" for a "hoplite", amirite?
        Jan 18, 2020
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      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Get yourself a nice twink or ex-twink. But in the end what matters is heart. Go for the heart.
        Jan 20, 2020
        KingArthur and Hoplite like this.
      5. alec
        alec
        You'll need a wooden stake for that. And a hammer to drive the stake through his heart. Act quickly and without hesitation, 'cause if he knows what you're up to, it's already too late.
        Jan 21, 2020
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    4. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Girlfriend dumped me. I feel like shit
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      3. alec
        alec
        So that emotional drivel "actually really helped", but when I try to talk some sense into you, you ask me to stop. Hah. I have a feeling that someone isn't being as appreciative as he could be. And that's probably why you got dumped in the first place: you're a meanie. I hope your girl is having the time of her life working all those black dicks. She's finally free and happy. Meanie!
        Jan 17, 2020
      4. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Alec, this was a girl I planned a future with. That's a situation I'd rather not think about, if you'd please. I appreciate your attempts.
        Jan 17, 2020
      5. alec
        alec
        This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say 'adios', you accept it as an opportunity to look for a different pussy.
        Jan 17, 2020
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    5. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      I am de pressed
      1. Yamu
        Yamu
        Possibly the worst kind of pressed, although re pressed is also up there.

        You came to the right party, though. The next glass is raised to you.
        Jan 7, 2020
        Alphons, SquidVan, Hoplite and 2 others like this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        And I as well. I’ve also been French pressed.
        Jan 7, 2020
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      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Oh no, being French pressed is probably worse than de pressed. It's French.
        Jan 7, 2020
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    6. Hoplite
      Hoplite
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    7. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Time for my 200th run of Oblivion. Thoughts on what build I should run?
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      2. Deleted member 53669
        Deleted member 53669
        That's BEFORE you become a vampire and get proper spells too.

        So endgame is gonna cause blackholes/glitches/lulz
        Dec 12, 2019
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        It isn't Oblivion if it doesn't glitch
        Dec 12, 2019
      4. captainantiweeb
        captainantiweeb
        er. Try pilgrim/marksmanship then toss vampire in for no reason.
        Dec 12, 2019
    8. Hoplite
      Hoplite
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Nice, man. Good luck with it!
        Dec 7, 2019
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    9. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Midterms coming up, seasonal depression, it's all well and good. I got my Fallout and TES, and I've got my dogs.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Cold is nice eat dix
        Dec 5, 2019
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      3. alec
        alec
        I used to like fall and winter because you can wear more and nicer clothes in those seasons. You can wear nice coats and a beanie and gloves and heavy boots and turtleneck sweaters (what?), but growing up, getting older, I definitely prefer spring and summer.
        Dec 5, 2019
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      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Graves in his forties with chronic pain.
        "Winter eats dix."
        Dec 5, 2019
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    10. Hoplite
      Hoplite
      Enlistment in two days, hell yeah
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Don't take the pill they give you that has no name when you deploy.
        Nov 14, 2019
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Good luck man. Congrats on fighting for what you believe in.
        Nov 15, 2019
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      4. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        Going to the army?
        Nov 15, 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Jul 24, 2002 (Age: 18)
    Home Page:
    https://www.ruqqus.com/@DankestAncestor
    Location:
    the roiling chaos of South Carolina
    Occupation:
    Enlisting... and verbal punching bag
    I'm a miserable wreck who likes GFD, working on my Tabletop RPG Adventures From Port Willowswood, dogs, guns, Italian sandwiches, robots, freedom and liberty, D&D, and water.

    Feel free to message me or some gay shit like that

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    230 Oblivion playthroughs

    56 NV runs

    1 Contra Run, never to be repeated again