Walpknut
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Walpknut

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I have had dogs and cats as pets, and I can tell you Cats are the best. Oct 15, 2021 at 2:24 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I have had dogs and cats as pets, and I can tell you Cats are the best.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        But they are the raddest.
        Oct 15, 2021 at 11:27 PM
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Being rad just makes you a hipster and hipster cats are the worst.
        Oct 15, 2021 at 11:47 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Not my fault cats are the raddest, I don't make the rules.
        Oct 16, 2021 at 5:27 AM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      An automobile company violently union busting the protagonist is a key plot point in Squid Game. Yet Hyundai posts Dalgona memes now...
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I know nothing about this and I don't want to know.
        Oct 14, 2021 at 11:00 PM
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Welcome to Corporations. Despite something being made as criticism of their hyper capitalists' culture they will subvert it to make themselves look good to the masses.
        Oct 14, 2021 at 11:12 PM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's sad that the words Plot Hole and Trope have lost all meaning these days.
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      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Sadly, what some call "plot holes" and "tropes," game developers call "design elements."
        Oct 14, 2021 at 5:19 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Everything in a language is a trope. Yet you hear people unironacally say "Oh we have to avoid tropes", if you did you wouldn't even fucking write a story to begin with.
        Oct 14, 2021 at 5:26 PM
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      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The degenerate with the mask running the game states that he is all about the game being fair, but if you look at his actions the game is anything but fair, is this a theme of the story? No PLOT HOLE!
        Oct 15, 2021 at 4:44 AM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Going to the gym on what the people there think are metal tshirts, but they are actually Dorohedoro anime tshirts. True sigma male.
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's a good time to be a JRPG fan.
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Was doing some design work, and accidentally clicked open New Vegas. Had to restart the whole pc, having 3 adobe programs + NV was too much.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Kinda impressed it didn't blue screen on the spot.
        Oct 12, 2021 at 7:20 PM
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      20th anniversary of the Ace Attorney series today... Still no news of a new game. #sad
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      South Korea makes a critique of capitalism in the form of a death game story and the UAE decides that that would be great for an actual game
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Someone once called No More Heroes the "Freddy got fingered" of videogames, and they are right LMAO.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        What the fuck does that even mean? A cult classic? Underrated and mostly misunderstood?
        Oct 10, 2021 at 9:13 AM
      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        what the fuck does that mean?
        Oct 10, 2021 at 8:10 PM
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I wanna play Metroid Dread, but life has other plans.
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Where do people find the energy and time to comb through minor celebrities social media profiles to find things to rage about?
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        there's the fake smile to cope. lol.
        Oct 9, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Sorry the AoE was so wide lmao
        Oct 9, 2021
      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        GM instantly doing the thing mentioned in original post as a gotcha.
        Amazin
        Oct 9, 2021
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Everytime Toriyama shows something new he designed for Dragon Ball nowadays, it looks he is intentionally trying to let you down lol
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Why does the next movie look like a DBZ videogame? Really disappointing after how great the previous movie looked.
        Oct 7, 2021
      3. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        Maybe the art switched up again ? The same people who do one piece's animation did the Broly movie, but one piece's wano arc is eating up all of the animation right now
        Oct 7, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Really bad CGI on this movie, and they also got rid of Shintani, who was supposed to be the new director of the look of the franchise.
        Oct 7, 2021
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Zodiac Killer has been found out and he was...... Some dude
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      2. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        THAT'S RACIST!
        Oct 7, 2021
      3. Big No
        Big No
        Aren't all serial killers just "some dude" though? They aren't made in a factory or anything.
        Oct 7, 2021
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        Yeah, Ted Cruz.
        Oct 7, 2021
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So like, everything is getting hacked this week, huh?
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Facebook isn't everything.
        Oct 6, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Twitch also got hacked.
        Oct 6, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And some banks also went down over here.
        Oct 6, 2021
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      LMAO figures the last DLC character would be an anime boy sword fighter.
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      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        sora is breedable
        Oct 5, 2021
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's all about marketing.
        Oct 5, 2021
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      4. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        i must be the target audience
        Oct 5, 2021
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      No matter what is announced as the final Smash DLC fighter we can all be sure people will be pissed lol
      1. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        They said the one after Kazuya has to be a 1st party fighter, so it can't be anything really exciting unless it's something like waluigi
        Oct 5, 2021
      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        It's just in the nature of Nintendo soys to complain about everything. Complain about a 60 dollar port, buy it anyway, Complain about a DLC Fighter that's shitty and watch them tell you to be grateful because our lord and savior Sakurai toiled without end to create it, etc. They do deserve the reputation they have.
        Oct 5, 2021
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My favorite trope of old manga is when a characters abilities are based on factoids the mangaka read on an almanac while on stimulants.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Stands don't have biological explanation, but all their powers are about manipulating natural pehonomenon for weird shit that has basis on factoids,
        Oct 5, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like a stand that lets the user create a field with Zero G so people inside lose bowel control and their blood boils, or a guy who is told perfect feng shui so he can strike opponents in critical points, and his favorite method is to break a vertebra so they lose control of their adrenal gland and they drown on the stuff in dry land.
        Oct 5, 2021
      4. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        I get it now.
        Oct 5, 2021
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram are down, some sources claim it might be real bad and not a simple service interruption.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        God I hope so.
        Oct 5, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't care about Facebook, but Whatsapp is pretty important for both my work and personal life.
        Oct 5, 2021
      4. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        It going down notified me to the fact that the majority of photos of me and those very close to my heart exist only on those platforms. Decided to save them to somewhere safer today.
        Oct 5, 2021
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nintendo France was horny on main.
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      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        Fiendish. I say, If you're gonna fiend for Nintendo women, don't do it for generic basic bitches like ZSS or Palutena. Now Inkling girl........... mmmmmmmmmmmm.
        Oct 4, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Inkling girl? You go to gulag.
        Oct 4, 2021
        mustadiokeepsdying likes this.
      4. Dayglow Drifter
        Dayglow Drifter
        the gaul's curse
        Oct 5, 2021
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Youtube gives me notifications for community posts of channels I don't even follow, but doesn't show all videos on my sub box.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You could be like the tin foils and say it is a conspiracy instead of shit programming.
        Oct 2, 2021
      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        dgb AG BMAGBMAKHBNMAHRKN MAHO OH MY GOD GUYS GOOGLE IS FUCKING LOGGING EVERYTHING IT'S A CONSPIRACY KNEW GOOGLE WAS GLOWING!!!!!! I'll bet you my left testicle the guy saying it uses linux.
        Oct 3, 2021
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