Walpknut
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Walpknut

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Gaping Dragon and the Moonlight moth were exceedingly easy, maybe getting railed by the Capra demon so much made me tougher. Jul 7, 2020 at 6:51 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Gaping Dragon and the Moonlight moth were exceedingly easy, maybe getting railed by the Capra demon so much made me tougher.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It was a fairly basic "circle around them" boss, the only moment I got scared was when it rammed me and did 80% damage, and when it puked and broke my Pyromancy guantlet, but beyond the first death, when I died when I got worried about my weapon breaking I had a fairly easy time with it.
        Jul 7, 2020 at 4:47 PM
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        The Pyromancy Flame can break? Also I hear Pyromancy can be pretty busted in DS1.
        Jul 7, 2020 at 4:49 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The Gaping Dragon's puke I think breaks whatever I have equipped if it hits, so because I was taking potshots with it at it, when the puke hit me it damaged the guantlet. I was scared because I thought it had broken my Scimitar +6.
        Jul 7, 2020 at 4:56 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      13 years of Squeenix jerking us around teasing a sequel to The World Ends with you, and only delivering ports, and now, a shitty anime.
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Wow, so people are actually sending death threats to voice actors because their character killed another character?
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        It's just another form of waifu shit, "YOU VOICED THE PERSON WHO HURT MY DAUGHTER "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" nothing new.
        Jul 7, 2020 at 1:41 AM
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        What is funny is that some of those death threats are coming from people who liked the game. That is Twitter for ya!
        Jul 7, 2020 at 5:55 AM
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        You never heard of Soap Opera actors being attacked in public over what happened in the show before? I don't know if you've heard, but people are fucking stupid.
        Jul 7, 2020 at 12:46 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My niece was born today.
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      One thing I don't like about watching live action tv shows is that each ep is always like an hour long. Have to dedicate like an afternoon.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Go watch Twin Peaks instead.
        Jul 5, 2020 at 11:23 PM
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Just read some spoilers for DARK, and I can say that is DEFINETLY not worth watching this slog of nothing.
        Jul 6, 2020 at 1:04 AM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Also the music sounds like the begining of Melancholia mixed with The Inception Sound, and it's near constant, like the series just keeps insisting that what is happening is really impactful even when it's not, to the point where I just bursted out laughing everytime the "Wooommmm" dropped.
        Jul 6, 2020 at 1:07 AM
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Enjoying Last of Us 2 so far. Story has more going on in it than the original game, gameplay is really fun as well, visuals are incredible.
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    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Apparently the Fallout tv series isn't even confirmed to be produced just yet. Bethesda is just using social media to pressure'em to GL it.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      BNA is basically Dumb Beastars. Why is Studio Trigger anime always so aggressively superficial?
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I advise you to start going out and drinking at bars to get laid. It will provoke more interesting responses. That is once the bars open back up. Invite one of those bitches from work.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 9:41 PM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        No workcest, thank you.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 10:32 PM
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Cmon man didn't you watch The Office? It all works out.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 10:39 PM
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Just got my LoU2, and.... 2 Blue rays? I thought the point of Blue rays was to prevent that from being necessary.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Don't most games download the bulk of their required installation files? Why the need for two discs?
        Jul 2, 2020 at 6:59 PM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I guess I'll have to install it a few hours before my Stream.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 7:02 PM
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Killed the Capra Demon. Piece of shit goat.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Squidvan can possibly relate. I never played Dark Souls. I just like to pester people that do.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 6:10 AM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Basically, some frog things burp into you and if they burp too much into you you turn to stone and die, but not only do you die but they curse you which cuts your max HP in half until you can get the curse healed. It requires some backtracking from there, and with half HP it's much harder than normal. And it's right before a Boss.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 6:24 AM
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Sounds like a fun evening.
        Jul 2, 2020 at 6:32 AM
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I just wanna say the Capra Demon is bullshit, as is the whole area you fight through to get to him.
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      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Is this an initial playthrough of DS1? Is it PTD or Remaster?
        Jul 1, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Yeah, it's an initial one. I bought the Remaster recently.
        Jul 1, 2020
      4. Malpais Dominus
        Malpais Dominus
        I usually just run up the stairs to the left, take care of the dogs and plunge stab him.
        Jul 1, 2020
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      During the MH3 trailer last year, Travis ends the trailer with "2020 release? hah! Good luck!", SUDA is so meta he predicted 2020 fuckness.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Guys, I bought metro Exodus and around 5 other games for 80 dollars, but I didn't get a plastic case with them so they don't count D:
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        If she was actually yours then adultery would be illegal. Anyways steam doesnt permit selling accounts so it's not actually kosher.
        Jul 1, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Enjoy collecting your over priced 20 year old games.
        Jul 1, 2020
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I will man thanks. Enjoy your wife bro
        Jul 1, 2020
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Malkovitch, Malkovitch?
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Crash 4 confirmed to have in app purchases. Fuck that noise.
      1. Erich van Loon
        Erich van Loon
        Damn it, looked really good tho ;-;
        Jun 29, 2020
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Sacha Baron Cohen can't even do his schtick anymore without coming up short with reality.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's why the only man on the street performance that can even be funny anymore is the absolute absurdist stuff.
        Jun 29, 2020
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        I say play it completely straight and use the world as the joke.
        Jun 29, 2020
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      While Last of Us did characterization well, one thing it completely failed at was world building. You never get a good idea of the scope.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        You meet Henry who seems to connect with Joe more from their status as "older guy of their group" and they talk about motorcycles, but Henry was 5 during the epilogue, so how did Motorcycles and the like become rare enough for children to not know them, but not so long ago for a 25 year old to still be fan of them? Where is all that canned food made at?
        Jun 28, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Also Ellie is weirdly familiar with stuff like cmoicbooks and videogames for some reason. Never really got the time frame for everything happening.
        Jun 28, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Yep. All I remember about the original TLoU is the FUCKING CLICKERS on the hardest difficulty being a pain to sneak by
        Jun 29, 2020
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Always sad when I discover an interesting YT channel, binge years worth of content for a week, then realize they upload monthly....
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Happened to me several times. I have some that literally at best post like five reviews a year. To be fair, they are in-depth reviews, but still.
        Jun 28, 2020
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Remember when crowdsourcing was the future of game development?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I remember people saying it was a fad.
        Jun 28, 2020
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      A couple of months back I said a non sequitur about how the Sonic movie was gonna be 2020's Joker movie. But i was right.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I never miss.
        Jun 27, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You can relate to retards well due to being so retarded.
        Jun 27, 2020
      4. TorontoReign
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