Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

4 hour video about how bad a game that is popular to hate is bad, accompained by a smug anime girl avatar. Is there a bigger red flag? Sep 19, 2020 at 5:37 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Remember when Detective Pikachu came out, and people were so perplexed by it not having a post credit scene they wrote articles about it?
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Are you serious? God I hate the MCU more now.
        May 23, 2020
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Hey this Octogenarian actor was in a movie/series 30 years ago, we should bring them back to play that character and make it more actiony.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Star Trek, The expendables, The New Rambo movie, Terminator Dark Fate, etc. It's more of a trend I am making fun of than a specific example. I mean, i don't even watch any Star Trek, but these vanity projects for Grandpas are kinda becoming parodies of themselves.
        May 22, 2020
      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        It's honestly sad seeing these clearly past their prime actors still trying to do action scenes. Arnold is probably the worst offender.
        May 22, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Thing is Arnold could still pull off the badass granpda thing, but not the "Action hero" thing. Say what you will about Clint Eastwood, but at least he understood when he became too old to sell the Dirty Harry schtick.
        May 22, 2020
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    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The weekly call to tell my dad to stop spreading whatsapp chains about 5g causing Covid. Fun.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am like "Motherfucker, we don't even have 5g in Colombia!"
        May 20, 2020
      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        5G vape batteries send radiowave signals to the vape juice and cause the molecular structure to fluctuate. This in turn causes COVID-19 to form in your vape juice. All of it was invented by the Chinese Russians too.
        May 20, 2020
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      DMC5 OST is pretty good for working out.
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Remember how we all thought Kim Jong Un was dead for a bit and people turned his sister into an anime girl?
      1. Cobra Commander likes this.
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That wasn't even a month ago and it's already a distant memory. The quarantine is accelarating memes to an unprescedent level.
        May 19, 2020
      3. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        Good times.
        May 19, 2020
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Guy tells me I "Suck Pokemon's dick", I go to his profile and the dude literally makes furry porn LMAO.
      1. KingArthur likes this.
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      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        You marked him for Exterminatus, right?
        May 16, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        AVENGE ME BROTHER
        May 18, 2020
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Dude had a Gengar profile picture, so I guess that's the one he likes, kind of a weird one seeing how it is a face with limbs, basically.
        May 18, 2020
        KingArthur likes this.
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Sony Unveils their new super exciting exclusive: Open world game where you climb towers #2345678 but this time it takes place in Japan.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am almost certain Bethesda is upping the price of Fallout 76 right before every "discount" so they only discount a paltry amount.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'm pretty sure all these assholes do that.
        May 14, 2020
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Didn't they do that with that Christmas discount a few years back?
        May 15, 2020
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Never trust Tech demos for engines.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Never trust people trying to sell you things.
        May 14, 2020
      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Games are not gonna look that good and probably gonna run like shit while trying to look that good.
        May 14, 2020
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Also that "Big world" you see at the end while flying at high speeds is more than likely a skybox, and of course because it's a demo none of that shit has to do anything other than "look good" for afar. Frostbite had a lot of nice visuals and was sold as the next best thing ever but every developer that had to use it basically confirms it only works to make COD games.
        May 14, 2020
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I might be a huge pussy but the Hypogean Gaol in Bloodborne actually creeped me out so much I had to stop playing for tonight.
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Wait until the upper level of a certain area (it's optional though so you may miss it). That's the only place that really had me figuratively on my toes.
        May 13, 2020
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I have beaten 6 games in month and a half. That's a weird feeling. I am not used to having this much free time.
      1. Eshanas likes this.
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Villains in Star Wars movies are only ever intimidating in supporting material, with the sole exception of Darth Vader.
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Him screaming "No!" will forever be one of the biggest memes generated by the prequels. How to kill a beloved villain with one word.
        May 9, 2020
      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        I don't like sand
        May 10, 2020
      4. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I feel Kylo Ren could have easily been a good, nuanced character and a redeeming quality of the new trilogy. But of course he wasn't.
        May 11, 2020
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ever eaten something so spicy your scalp starts to itch?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        You must be allergic to that too.
        May 8, 2020
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nah, it was just super spicy, there is a specific type of spiciness that does cause an itchy scalp, but it passed already and I am still eating it.
        May 8, 2020
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I need to watch videos on how to do Gun Parries properly in Bloodborne.
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      From killer viruses to murder hornets. 2020, best year of our lives.
      1. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        At least it hasn't been dull, that's for sure
        May 8, 2020
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      People are so bored that Microsoft showing off the boot up sequence of the XboneX makes them piss their pants.
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There are more bad Star Wars movies than good ones.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        He thinks the prequels are good since he is just a young fuck.
        May 5, 2020
      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        The OT, Rogue One, Revenge of the Sith, and Force Awakens
        May 6, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Those are definetly 3 movie titles, still waitig for the list of the other 3 good ones.
        May 6, 2020
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is fallen order worth it? I am in the mood for a Souls like after beating DMC5.
      1. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        I've heard good things. I'm sure it's mostly okay. It was apparently buggy as fuck on launch. It also has like easy, normal, and hard difficulties.
        May 4, 2020
      2. TheOtherManInTheRoom
        TheOtherManInTheRoom
        It has a worse story than kotor 2 and worse gameplay than jedi outcast or academy. It's pretty though and second best at each of those so if that tickes your fancy....
        May 5, 2020
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The new Rick and Morty episode really pulled the biggest troll with the trailer for the season. It was hilarious.
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      DMC 5 is so good and plays like butter. Great palette cleanser for The Evil Within.
      1. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        The kind of gameplay DMC5 allows for is incredible. Vid showcases are spectacular to watch.
        May 5, 2020
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