Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Xenoblade 2 is easily the worst JRPG in existence, it condensces everything people hate about japanese media into a single solid turd. May 25, 2020 at 8:19 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So now we know what Death Stranding is about, It's about...... to come out on November 8.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Collector's edition comes with a creppy fetus in a bottle.
        May 29, 2019
      2. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        Looks like one of those Ubisoft: The Game, but with many MANY movies. Not for me i guess (maybe if I have a Ps4)
        May 30, 2019
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Don't you find it really cringy when late 30's early 40's nerds with beards insist on using pseudo military lingo for nerd shit?
      1. Big No
        Big No
        "We should be at the comic shop in about 1300 hours, we're Oscar Mike."
        May 29, 2019
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Remember during E3 where they showed a trailer for some survival game but then a Bald hipster starts narrating it as a Match?
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Darwin Project was it? What even happened to that game?
        May 28, 2019
      2. Makta
        Makta
        People quit playing it. Was watching a friend stream it a bit but even when there was still a lot of people i could see it dying rather quick.
        May 29, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh yeah, I tried it out actually when there was maybe 8 people online. It was weird because they knew how to play the game and what to get. Then all of a sudden some dude starts talking to me who was some narrator in the match. He was nice, but it scared the hell out of me.
        May 29, 2019
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Schrodinger thought Quantum Mechanics were Mumbo Jumbo and his cat thought experiment was meant to criticize them.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Fast forward a couple of decades and now people think Schrodinger's cat was an actual experiment or worse that it is a good faith explanation of Quantum Mechanics. The degenerative power of memes predates the internet.
        May 27, 2019
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      No matter what aisle of the political spectrum a story sits in you can always tell when it was writen with nothing but vitriol.
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      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Upper Echelon Gamers made a great video on how games can be amazingly political but they just aren't right now. Instead of using politics to tell a story, many writers (especially in the West) care about now is moralizing and preaching. A good story that adds politics makes you think. Instead they now just make me groan whenever they try to be political.
        May 27, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        In Revisions a character that is painted as the reasonable authority figure outright says out of nowhere "Damn Liberals!" Then goes on a rant about how they are making Shibuya weaker (against giant robots), the character who then tells him he is a liberal then proceeds to betray everyone and it given a scolding by the main characters. Later on a crowd calling for peace negotiations is framed as EVIL CROWD.
        May 27, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's kinda hilarious how on the nose it is, Japanese Nationalists are kinda crazy. Also all the villains have non Japanese names. I am actually surprised it even got an international release.
        May 27, 2019
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Finally beat Cold Steel 2. It kinda has a bit of ending fatigue but it was pretty fun, gonna start Trails in the Sky next.
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So someone seriously made a Black face movie in 2019?
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        What, the Loqueesha movie? Gotta admire the balls on these guys.
        May 25, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Takes balls to complain about how black women get all the opportunities while white guys struggle, apparently.
        I would rather say the lack a sense of ridicule tbh.
        May 25, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Specially the part where the guy rants at an actual black woman how to be a proper black woman and it's supposed to be a genuine lesson. That takes cringe and racism to another level.
        May 25, 2019
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's almost been a year since TB passed away, in 3 days is the anniversary of his passing. I sometimes forget he died, he was a big presence
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      2. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        That or he'd call them out on their anti-consumer bullshit. He'd probably do the same with Epic Games Store too (though he'd be in favor of the attempt to encourage competition against Steam).
        May 23, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I am gonna play Cold Steel 2 and beat it on friday in his honor. It has both uncapped FPS on PC and FOV sliders.
        May 23, 2019
      4. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        May 25, 2019
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The only thing I knew about Projared before the scandals was a video were he complimented himself for doing an episode laid on the ground.
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      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        I learned of ProJared during the Mass Effect 3 ending scandal and how he was calling fans who were displeased with the Extended Cut entitled babies. Why is it that these anti-consumer YouTubers and journalist usually end up being the most horrible people.
        May 21, 2019
      4. Big No
        Big No
        First I learned of him was Videogamedunkey's video on game critics. Guess we didn't know *exactly* what we got when it came to Jared.
        May 21, 2019
      5. Earth
        Earth
        Considering JonTron it's probably safe to say that whole Normal Boots crowd are whack.
        May 21, 2019
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The worst part of Xenoverse 1 amd 2 is how the enemies just become immortal until the dialogue stops if you defeat them too fast.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Dragon Ball sagas begs to differ
        May 17, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        At least sagas doesn't have 500 dollars worth of DLC.
        May 17, 2019
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        I kind of liked the first Xenoverse, but the second one hardly fixed anything wrong with the first, while having a ton of overpriced DLC.
        May 18, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      How many fuckign Game of thrones ads does youtube have? I am already sick of the song with how often GOT ads are loaded.
      1. Mr. Grandma likes this.
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      We live in a timeline where a Pokemon movie had a joke about snorting heroin and another one about Masturbation.
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      We have reached peak capitalissm when you get dedicated unpaid white knights for millionaires.
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        It reminds me about open and willing treason. Everyone thinks it won't be them, but when a foreign power invades, there you go - a full third or even HALF the population, will welcome the invaders, so long as the invaders say the right words
        May 14, 2019
      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        In Norway, it was "don't worry, we're only after the gypsies and the jews!" and half the country were like, "Oh, well, then make yourselves at home!!!"
        May 14, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Those poor millionaires have no one to back them up. We should make a gofund me for them.
        May 14, 2019
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's weird how the most reactive RPG I have played in the past 2 years is a low budget JRPG.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Transfering the file from 1 to 2 has things like Characters recognizing you as having helped them in the first game depending oin wether you completed their sidequest or not, sidequest completion changing NPC dialogue and even have some NPCs change entirely.
        May 12, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Party configuration actually results in unique dialogue depending on wether they were there in the first game and there are like 12 possible party members so there are a lot of permutations. A lot of missable content that can chain into other missable content later, Story is linear but all the side details are pretty reactive, It's just great.
        May 12, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I hear the trails in the Sky games are more reactive because of the 2D graphics and the lack of voice dialogue, so I am gonna start those as soon as I beat Cold Steel 2.
        May 12, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is there a way to indulge in some junk food Internet Drama without stumbling upon an Alt-right channel?
      1. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        resetera.com
        May 10, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean like audio or video.
        May 10, 2019
      3. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        internet comment etiquette
        May 11, 2019
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    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Randy Pitchford sounds like a sociopath.
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      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        Lots of people have stressful jobs, but they are not major dickheads. Randy is a liability to Gearbox, specially in promotion of Borderlands 3. I would make a bet some people aren't buying the game because Randy's temper tamtrums and terrible PR.
        May 8, 2019
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I wasn't gonna buy the game because Borderland sucks, now I know it would probably put money in Patrick Bateman's pocket.
        May 8, 2019
        KingArthur likes this.
      5. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I was going to wait to buy the game later down the line since I'm in no rush to play Borderlands 3 at all but now I don't even want to buy it at all even at a huge discount.
        May 9, 2019
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Never understood people who waste energy rewriting something they didn't like. Energy better spent on your own projects.
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      All these open world games running on PS4 forcing you to climb on specific places marked in colors, but BOTW let's you stick anywhere...
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        After BOTW all the modern Open world games feel like dogshit.
        May 6, 2019
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Open world games usually feel like dogshit when there's a lack of reason to have it or there's no direction to push the player in for stories.
        May 6, 2019
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Open world games feel like dogshit because they're really big for no reason and filled with empty space rather than content.
        May 7, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Big YTers a month ago: You guys just dislike EPIC because you are fanboys. Big YTers Now: WOW! can you believe what Epic is doing?
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        The old "if you don't like this thing you must be a fanboy of the other thing!"

        Pissssss off. I keep getting called a Steam fanboy over this Epic stuff. But if I were a fanboy of any store it's GOG. Weird how people think it's Steam though. I don't argue for Steam, I argue against Epic.
        May 3, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The awful world of modern internet discourse, people jump to form opinion tribes in a knee jerk reaction to anyone they don't like having an opinion.
        May 3, 2019
      3. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        >Epic spends untold millions of dollars just to horde games on their bad store
        >Epic works their developers to the bone for a game that does not have a release deadline
        some redditor and YTer: these gamers are just joining the epic hate train i don't get it.
        May 4, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Hay-soos, the Season finale just started in Venezuela right now.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Did a quick search on the Taiping rebellion and the first sentence in the Wikipedia article had me floored "Led by Hong Xiuquan, the self-proclaimed brother of Jesus Christ". WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
        May 3, 2019
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      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        You're welcome!
        May 3, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Man, these eastern Christianity rebellions always had the crazies leading them, didn't they?
        May 3, 2019
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