Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

Am I the only one that couldn't give less of a fuck about Metroid Prime 4 but is super excited for a new 2D Metroid? Jun 16, 2021 at 1:36 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Kekw man died as well today? Rip
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Composer of Dragon Ball/Z died. #sad.
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Crystal Sage was a kick in the balls, DS3 already has more variety in bosses this early on than DS2.
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        You can't say DS3 does anything better than DS2 because DS3 is just a derivative game from DS1. DS2 actually dared to be different, therefore it's better than DS3 is every way, fact.
        Apr 27, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Imagine playing after Dark Souls 1, I wish they would fuck off with this souls-like shit so we can get a new Echo-night or a new Tenchu but no Soulsfags would be angry and cry on reddit so we're stuck with Souls games for the foreseeable future.
        Apr 27, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nah, DS2 is just mediocre.
        Apr 27, 2021
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I really hate those opinion pieces that start with 2 paragraphs of summarizing the wikipedia entry of whatever they are about to talk about.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Opinion Piece: Cheesecake is actually the answer to life's biggest question.
        Article: Cheesecakes are a pastry made with cheese and fruit, their origins date back to....
        Apr 26, 2021
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Thinking what to do for my Kitty next month after they cut his little nuts off. I am thinking Cooking some chicken breast for him.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        My brother worked in a slaughter house, and would sometimes bring home prime cuts of beef, chop it up, cook it nice and rare, and serve extatic kitty. Cats purring while chewing is bliss.
        Apr 23, 2021
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        “Hey sorry I neutered you here’s some chicken you stupid little eunuch lol”
        Apr 23, 2021
        Crni Vuk likes this.
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I mean... You are not wrong....
        Apr 23, 2021
        Crni Vuk and KingArthur like this.
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Dai Gyakuten Saiban gets a localization finally, but they wont use the signature Japanifornia localization.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        those monsters.
        Apr 21, 2021
      2. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        I think GM has a crush, how cute!1!!
        Apr 23, 2021
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Invincible is just discount bin Young Justice but with very terrible looking gore, huh?
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Also terrible sound mixing and animation. I thought Amazon money would result in something better. Why was this thing even made? Seems like something that thinks Batman the Animated series is the only other superhero show on the planet and seems unaware of the last 10+ years of animation, including anime.
        Apr 20, 2021
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        huh indeed.
        Apr 21, 2021
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Happy Brownies day
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I do tests an hour before the start of the stream and everything goes fine. The second the Stream starts everything fucks up lol classic.
        Apr 20, 2021
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Isn't there like a Modern Battle Chess game? Other than the abandonware Interplay shat out.
      1. Cobra Commander
        Cobra Commander
        haha, that was the game that made me love chess. When I was a child, I used to watch my father playing on a Pentium 486 monochrome monitor and loved the battle animations.
        Apr 20, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Closest thing I found is "Pure Chess" but that one is just basically 4k chess with normal pieces, furthest it gets is using weird themed sets but no Towers turning into Golems, Witch Queens or anything of the sort. Sad.
        Apr 20, 2021
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    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Got a pang to play Guitar Hero but the plastic toy guitars for PC are way too expensive and I don't even know where to buy the game on PC.
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      2D mode in DQXIS is really annoying to play through. Like Holy fuck is it just the worse version of the game.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        And the transition isn't seamless at all, taking a bunch of saving and loading and then having to plaay from "chapter" start, I tried it twice and never touched it again because it's all such a hassle for a more boring and uglier version of the game.
        Apr 19, 2021
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        get good.
        Apr 19, 2021
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The extra scenarios in DQ11S are just unnecessary, break up the pace in a bad way and remove the element of surprise of Act 2.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like I remember finding Rob's apparent dissecated corpse in the original was pretty shocking and sad which made the revelation of him being in deep meditation to learn a new technique seem much cooler, here they just tell us 2 hours earlier he is doing that so it's more going through the paces.
        Apr 18, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Same with Jade's capture by the Octagonia demons, you already know what happened to her, I haven't even found Erik yet and I already know he has amnesia because of the new scenario. The only good addition was Sylvando's Scenario, even had it's own little mechanics.
        Apr 18, 2021
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        A good example of why "Explaining" or "Showing" everything in a narrative isn't always an improvement.
        Apr 18, 2021
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The New Shaman King is way too bright and colorful.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Even in night scenes. It needs more sharp shadows and mood lighting, less Dragon Ball Super style visuals.
        Animation is good tho.
        Apr 16, 2021
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        look at this dude. wtf. can't believe you'd post that.
        Apr 17, 2021
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Money Heist is really good, kind of a stupid translation of it's name for the english version. "La Casa de Papel" is so much cooler sounding
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        That's kind of the point, if the show was just everyone following the plan and succeding it wouldn't be much of a story. It's like the classic structure of a Heist movie.
        Apr 16, 2021
      3. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Not for me I guess, and I had to sit through it twice. By now it's almost a point of contention, my dad sounded like his voice was about to break when I told him I didn't particularily like the show :I
        Apr 16, 2021
      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Started watching this a few days ago and it's been good. One of the better shows on Netflix for sure.
        Apr 16, 2021
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      2020 was the year to catch up on my backlog, 2021 is the year where it goes out of control again. Fuck.
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      2. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Being a massive cunt, being a massive cunt never changes.
        Apr 15, 2021
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      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Don't know what happened to start this, but I actually wish Walp would post more in the forum. Used to be more active back in the day before I joined.
        Apr 16, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Life's been pretty busy.
        Apr 16, 2021
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    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That moment when someone tries to insult you and they end up implying they find you hot and femenine.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        LMAO
        Apr 15, 2021
      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Are you saying that you wish you were a woman? I guess I know who the man is in your relation and it sure ain't you.
        Apr 15, 2021
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        LMAO
        Apr 15, 2021
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      How many incels are gonna complain about the sixth Jojo being a woman and immediately give themselves away as posers in the process?
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        LOL! Defending Batwoman? How much of a braindead SJW are you? Go back to praising video game about androgynous lesbians eating pudding and talking about their feelings as high art and how we "incels" don't get it. Nobody cares about your weird weeb shit you communists spic. Also, get mad at me. Doesn't change the fact that your dad doesn't love you and molested you.
        Apr 15, 2021
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      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Do you just rail as many uppers as you can afford before commenting on things here?
        Apr 15, 2021
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It's the "culture war" brainworms.
        Apr 15, 2021
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I don't get the appeal of debate streams online. 99% of the time all involved have no formal knowledge of what they are discussing.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        TheGM, yeah but nobody lines up to watch those, usually when a shit flinging starts in a forum or reddit most people clear away and the mods try to shut everyone up (I would know, I have been in countless of them) but those Debate channels are like hundreds of thousands of views.
        Apr 12, 2021
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        I'm well aware of the internet blood sports fad from a few years back and people only liked that because people want to watch manchildren argue to see who will call who a pedo first. I'm sure there is a even faggier version around these days but it still retards saying their retard won.
        Apr 12, 2021
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Shut up, debate streams are an essential part of online debate and neckbeard culture!!


        Also what’s a debate stream
        Apr 13, 2021
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Tarantino still uses film because it's the only recording format that is measured in Feet.
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      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Digital video has a HUGE advantage in post. Developing and editing film is still a lengthy and expensive process. You can do video on some laptops.
        Apr 12, 2021
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Tarantino has a foot fetish.
        Apr 12, 2021
      5. TheGM
        TheGM
        get rekt
        Apr 12, 2021
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