A Guide to American Political Parties

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http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm

The above website contains a complete list of every registered political party in America, and a short description of each.

The parties are in three categories, the Main Parties, 3rd Parties, and Other Parties (parties that haven't fielded any candidates anywhere).

Two particular jewels in the Other Party list, are the Libertarian National Socialist Green Party (Green Libertarian Nazis), and the Pansexual Peace Party or PPP, which includes in it's sex platform, and I quote, "Sex is Good! Sex is Great! Yea, Sex!"

The Website for the PPPs also looks like the color spectrum farted.
 
Democratic Socialists of America ... hmm the Romanian version of this party is running Romania, bloody thieves and murderers, the whole lot of them!
The Pot Party is exactly what you'd expect -- a bunch of marijuana legalization advocates ("mandate pot growing") ranging in age -- seemingly -- from late teens to middle aged. In fact, their current tag line seems to be: "A movement to pretty much legalize marijuana." One profile of a Pot Party leader boasts that he won High Times magazine's "Bong-of-the-Month" Award. Unlike the denials of a certain recent national politician, these people quite obviously, proudly and regularly inhale. No real candidates fielded to date (but they did endorse an unsuccessful candidate in 2000 for the Green Party's nomination for US Senator from California). They also seem to be actively involved in an online fantasy government entitled the USA Parliament (official description: "A coalition of US voters based on votes cast, where 1/100th of the votes cast elects one of the one hundred members of parliament"). The party currently has state chapters formed in California, Illinois and Virginia.
now here are some straight thinking people :P
 
Dear God we have not one but TWO Falangist parties?!

Time to send in my kamakaze Rats with C4 strapped to their noble but doomed little bodies. Good luck my little rodent comrades.
 
Man, in a system where two parties usually get 85% of the vote is surprising that the other 15% is split between a dozen or so other party's!

I agree with the Libertarian's more than anything actually. Its a shame I'll be throwing my vote away since Im voting third party though...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
You're not the only one...

Oh shit, the secret's out!


Let's take a look at the Ultra-Tolerance position of the Green Libertarian Nazis:
"Within each race there should be tolerance for all range of intellectual activity, so long as it is experimental and does not attempt to work as a virus upon the population as a whole."

So, I guess, if you're of a different race that's cool, as long as you don't rock the boat within other race-specific cultures.
 
I found this site a while back. Pretty useful for research or something.

If you're looking for some mind-bending fun, try reading the ANP's weekly newsletter. The funky positioning of CAPS and constant use of terms like Zog and whitey gave me a headache. No wonder they haven't had a candidate for 40 years.
 
Hehe. American Marijuana Party

"So, like, yeah, we wanna legalize marijuana. And stuff"

- "But what social policies do you intend to instaure, what is your position towards the growing unemployment rates, and the recent conflict in Iraq"?

"Uuh.. We're gonna like, legalize marijuana. Yeah. That's going to be cool, dude. "
 
No need for pot, that's why you got TV, football and beer for.
 
In Croatia we call such minor parties "rat parties", because they do nothing but "nip" on votes of major parties. Either way, American political scene is pretty boring, with two dominant parties that hardly differ in their programme. Croatian scene is much more exciting. Without futher ado, here's my ultimate guide to Croatian political parties!

Croatian Democratic Union - HDZ - The strongest party in Croatia. Led by the late Croatian dictator - err, president Franjo Tudjman, they ruled the country from 1991 to 2000. That era of Croatian political life is marked with corruption, incompetence, lack of democracy and extreme right-wing ideology. Under patronage of corrupt politicians, the entire economy was given into hands of tycoons who robbed this country of billions of dollars and caused a massive crisis on all levels. In late 2003, HDZ came to power again, this time with a new, democratic, pro-European face. In the matter of months, however, they began to show their true face - that of incompetence, corruption and autocracy. In less than eight months, their inept running of this country, without any vision or inventiveness, has led to the fastest downfall in standard of living and economic growth since 1999.

Social-Democratic Party - SDP - SDP, led by Ivica Racan (formerly president of the Socialist Republic Croatia in 1989 and 1990, prime minister from 2000 to 2003) are basically reformed communists. Officially, they have a moderately leftist programme, though they are really moderate centre. This second most powerful party used to be the leading party of the coalition that won the January 3rd election in 2000. They promised a radical turn in Croatian politics, more democracy, fast entrance into the European Union and NATO, economic recovery, a dramatic increase in life standard, major reforms in army, justice administration, health, welfare and education system etc. In the end, all their promises were forgotten in favor of political games, inner power struggles and mild and indecisive policies. Though they managed to end the international isolation of Croatia, end the economic crisis (which really ended by itself, but what the hell) and bring the much-desired democracy and media freedom, their four-year rule was, more or less, a failure.

Croatian Party of Rights - HSP - This party originally started as an extreme-right, militant, neofascist movement, whose members dressed in black shirts and suits, nostalgically remembered the Independant Republic of Croatia (a Nazi puppet state established 1941) and threatened death to all those who would even hint at the possibility of peace with Serbia or cooperation with the Hague Tribunal. After their poor performance on 2000 parliamentary elections, they reformed their programme, disowned the ustashe (pro-Nazi) legacy and changed their views around by 180°. They are now a pro-European, pro-democratic nationalist party with some very good programmes for economy.

Croatian National Party - HNS - This is the most democratic and progressive party in Croatia. Led by two extremely competent politicians (Radimir Cacic, a successful businessmen and a very capable minister in the 2000-2003 coalition government, and Vesna Pusic, a woman who is, IMHO, one of the best politicians Croatia has ever had) who aren't afraid to state certain unpopular truths about the Homeland War that the rest of Croatia would rather ignore, HNS is a party with ability, vision and political will to shape Croatia into a rich, prosperous country, ready to join the European Union as a cosmopolitan, democratic country, unburdened by its ultranationalist legacy. Now, if only the voters would see that...

Croatian Peasant Party - HSS - This party (also part of the 2000-2003 coalition) is full of contradictions. On one hand they are pro-European - on the other hand, their programme puts heavy emphasis on nationalism. On one hand their goal is to build strong, free, economically viable agriculture - on the other hand, they want the state to keep servicing the debts of combinates (unprofitable state-owned mastodonts created by the communists during the 50ies - economists generally consider the combinates the worst thing that has ever happened to Croatian peasants). Their autocratic leader, Zlatko Tomcic (president of parliament from 2000-2003), accepts nothing but unquestioning obedience from other members.

Croatian Social-Liberal Party - HSLS - HSLS is the first party of the modern, post communist Croatia. They used to be the second strongest Croatian party until 1996, when HDZ-controlled intelligence agencies organized and carried out an illegal "Operation Fox" which resulted in HSLS splitting into two parties - HSLS and LS (Liberal Party). Though weakened by the division, HSLS still remained a formidable force on the political scene, and was part of the coalition that won the 2000 elections. After 2000, however, the inconsistent and irresponsible policies of the party's founder and president Drazen Budisa caused the party to leave the government, forsake its social-liberal policies and turn sharply right. Discontented with such developments, some prominent members left HSLS, remained in the government and founded their own party, Libra, in 2002. HSLS is now a minor and insignificant party, with but a fraction of its former influence and power. It is presently led by Ivan Cehov, who seeks to bring the party back to its liberal roots and possibly reunite it with LS and Libra.

Liberal Party - LS - Created in 1996 after the secession from HSLS, this moderately liberal party was led by late Vlado Gotovac, one of the most competent, moral, uncompromising and eloquent politicians Croatia has ever had. He was succeeded by Ivo Banac, a reputable historian, intellectual and an uncompromising democrat. LS is a relatively minor party, though it is presently the strongest liberal party in Croatia. It also participated in forming of the 2000-2003 coalition government.

Libra - Libra is yet another bastard off-spring of HSLS. It is comprised of the more pragmatic HSLS members, who were also ministers in Racan's coalition government, and chose to trade their HSLS membership for retaining their positions in the government. They are now really, really minor.

Croatian Party of Pensioners - HSU - This party, funded in 2003, managed to build a huge voters' base in an incredibly short amount of time. With its several seats in the parliament, this party has an agreement with HDZ - to support the government decisions in exchange for higher retirement pensions and more rights for retired people (who live on the verge of poverty in Croatia).

Democratic Centre - DC - In months following the defeat of HDZ on elections in 2000, certain more democratic members of HDZ left the party to form DC - the first truly moderate party in Croatia. Led by two very apt demagogues, Mate Granic (minister of external affairs in the 90ies) and Vesna Skare-Ozbolt (a close associate of the late president Tudjman, who talks sweet, but I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her), they managed to slither their way into a coalition with the new and reformed HDZ. Fortunately, their poor results in the 2003 elections meant they could only get one ministry in the new government - enter Vesna Skare-Ozbolt, new minister of justice, even more incompetent than her predecessors (if that's even possible). First thing the bitch did once she got her precious seat was goad USKOK (Association for Repelling Corruption and Organized Crime - a meek Croatian version of FBI and Scotland Yard) into arresting her party colleague Mate Granic for alleged stock malversations. Granic was released for lack of evidence. Offended, he left DC and now seeks revenge.

Croatian Sincere Renaissance - HIP & Croatian Block - HB - These two parties are led by Miroslav Tudjman, son of the late president, once the leading person of Croatian intelligence agencies (= tyrant and spy), and Ivic Pasalic, former Tudjman's advisor and second most powerful man in the country, who amassed so much wealth during his time at the late president's side that his picture should be printed in the dictionary next to the word "corruption" (he was kicked out of HDZ in 2001 because of his notorious reputation and extremist views). These two authoritarian scumbags are leaders of two most nationalist adn right-wing parties in Croatia, so it's only natural they would form a coalition. Over the past few years, they made numerous attempts to incite public unrest and overthrow the legitimately elected government. Due to their total lack of credibility, they never managed to move the masses enough to stage an uprising... or even a small protest.

Histrian Democratic Assembly - IDS - Though IDS started as a regional party, with their advanced, democratic, pro-European views they managed to amass enough nation-wide support to enter the government in 2000, as part of SDP's coalition. Disagreements within the coalition, however, caused them to leave in 2002. Now they've been somewhat minorized on national scale, though in Histria they still remain unchallenged.

There, those were our most important parties. We have plenty others - the socialists, the Nazis, the monarchists... - but it would take days to list them all.
 
c0ldst33ltrs4u said:
No need for pot, that's why you got TV, football and beer for.
Football and beer, the modern day bread and circus for the masses :P
Damn straight, panem et circenses!

Anybody know Latin words for football and beer?
 
I suppose Pespilla would be a good word for foot ball. But then, I'm just going off of an online dictionary.

Beer is cerevisia, or cervisia.
 
So I take it by everyone's comments that its not only the USA where TV has drained the average person of not only their intelligence, but attention span. I can only pray that the "different" media companys responsible for the programs on TV are not all owned by one international cooperation...otherwise it would be one opinion drilled into everyone's heads!

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
it would be one opinion drilled into everyone's heads!
that can be arranged :twisted:
Anyway over here the only thing that keeps the TV stations from uttering the same opinion is the fact that they are owned by different parties, who happen to be competing for the same bone. If they would strike a deal then they could easily force their version of the truth upon the people. Anyway most of the things you see on the news here are not news at all.... X and Y got drunk and then Y stabbed X to death; Z was coming home from the disco in the middle of the night and was raped by S, T and N.... this is the shit you hear all the time. the important things never get through.
 
Gee, maybe that's because murders, assaults and rapes are not an occurance unique to whatever country l337d00d is from.
 
Disturbing indeed... Conspiracy theory anyone? Whatever happened to the real news, concerning the things that actually affect us? Where are the political debates I used to see on TV in the early 90's? I require information, not hogwash god damn it!
 
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