All of a sudden you are offered the dream job of your choice

Ninja assassin, obviously.

 

I'd go viking with Egil Skallagrimsson

 

Dark hero in a film noir type setting that has psychic powers.

He gets the girl.


Very simple. Hard to replicate.



That, or Paul Muadib. But instead of doing what he did in the second novel, retire and run a traveling gypsy party of musicians, comics, writers, dancers, and prostitutes.

Did I mention that the Dune series is epic to the point of ridiculous?

 

Will the employment agency hire evil geniuses? Because taking over the world is so what i imagen as a dream job.

 

international rockstar. famous enough to be able to put out whatever the hell kind of music I feel like and still making money. and I could choose to tour only when I really feel like it. yeah, that'd be awesome.

 

Film Director, I have wanted to make make movies since I was a kid, fuck I need money

 

Astronaut...wait, Cosmonaut. Yeah... go with the ruskies!

I wanted that since i was a kid. Alas, as a future physicist this is what awaits me:

 

Someone to pay me large sums of money for me just living. Don't do anything, not bothered by anyone; live alone and do nothing (or do whatever I want), but money just magically appears. Yup.

 

Owner of a intra solar system space transport/mining company. Something that is within the realm of possibility in a few hundred years and there is infinite wealth in space. Plus when Earth pisses me off I could just drop a Asteroid or two to improve their attitude.

 

Space whores ftw! something like Total Recall...

 

Sometimes I wonder "I wanted to be President..." but then, I remember all corruption, the opposition, the hardships to become a president, with popular vote and stuff... So I think being a dictator/emperor/king could be quite fulfilling to myself. I know whats good for the people, right?

don't you think that a life like that its pretty empty? I mean, whats the meaning?

 

This.
Film maker with the amount of creative freedom only few director's, like Tarantino, have. Or the infinite amount of it, since I'm dreaming. Fuck being a space marine who gets all hot chicks, if you ask me. And I'd still get loads of chicks if I wished so.

 

So a person who would just be getting money thrown at him would lead an empty life, as where an idjit who works a 9-to-5'er for more than forty years would not?



"Your human domestication program has been completed.
Please proceed to the next stage."

 

Half of what you guys posted falls in the category "if someone granted me a wish"...job...

I am surprised that no one said yet that the dream job they'd like to get would be a Bjob.

 

Like learn to take a joke man. I answered the question, now i was just wandering if some of the jobs here are even possible. I thought you meant like real dream jobs - that is super cool jobs that exist.