Gains before Girls, Kings.

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by ResetRPG, Jul 23, 2020.

  1. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
    No joke this: (At least in concept; one doesn't have to use PVC.)
     
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  2. KingArthur

    KingArthur Uninvited Emo Guest

    Jun 25, 2018
    @ResetRPG squat rack was like $100 USD off Craigslist. It’s a useful resource if you don’t mind the possibility of being murdered.
     
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  3. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 27, 2003
    5'4 170 Lb

    Bench 150

    I hereby table another discussion,

    Ripped or Swol bros?
     
  4. KingArthur

    KingArthur Uninvited Emo Guest

    Jun 25, 2018
    I’ve always appeared thin, but I prefer to be thicc. So that’s a swole for me.


    Kidding, I have body dysmorphia. Neither, because either way I’ll find faults with my body and wanna kms.
     
  5. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Panic attac insomniac

    Jul 3, 2020
    Ripped, because I've never had the body type to get swole. Also, I just can't gain weight that well either. My upper body is fine, but really only my lower body get's that much exercise due to being a bike riding loser. I'll stick to the calisthenics one day.
     
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  6. ResetRPG

    ResetRPG Rest in Peace, Harold Budd.

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    Dec 16, 2018
    Swol
     
  7. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 27, 2003
    It seems being swole is a bit more intimidating than being ripped, while ripped beats swol in regards to attractiveness to the ladies.
     
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  8. ResetRPG

    ResetRPG Rest in Peace, Harold Budd.

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    Dec 16, 2018
    I don't give a fuck about women. I lift to escape my mental anguish.
     
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  9. KingArthur

    KingArthur Uninvited Emo Guest

    Jun 25, 2018
    I lift mainly to remind myself that I’m good at fucking SOMETHING. So basically the same reason. I win women over with my yellow smile and morbid sense of humor.
     
  10. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Yer fond of me Lobster!

    Oct 26, 2016
    Just do 8 hour arm workouts each day and slam anavar into your body. You'll be shuffling around like a fucking penguin in no time.

     
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  11. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
  12. KingArthur

    KingArthur Uninvited Emo Guest

    Jun 25, 2018
  13. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Panic attac insomniac

    Jul 3, 2020
  14. KingArthur

    KingArthur Uninvited Emo Guest

    Jun 25, 2018
    I’ve never before seen a man who simultaneously looks like he could kick my ass but also break his arms punching me.
     
  15. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Half-way Through My Half-life

    Nov 26, 2007
    For what you are probably thinking, the method for permanent gains... is bee stings.
     
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  16. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Panic attac insomniac

    Jul 3, 2020
    Thanks brother! Apparently, wasps sting more than once so I'll try some of those out next time I mow.
     
  17. ResetRPG

    ResetRPG Rest in Peace, Harold Budd.

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    Dec 16, 2018
    I've straight up started going to the gym 3 times a day, probably unhealthy, but I don't give a shit at this point.
     
  18. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Maybe one day I won't do your squat 1RM as a warm up on the bench.
     
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  19. ResetRPG

    ResetRPG Rest in Peace, Harold Budd.

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    Dec 16, 2018
    I spend 12 hours a day at the gym, I do a 1RM every 30 minutes for that 12 hours, basically meaning no one can use that machine.
     
  20. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Glorious. Make some gains!