General Discussion Thread of DOOM

*Adam Savage voice* Well there's your problem right there.

 

I usually don't buy into the "East Coast Elitist" stereotype. However, whenever I travel down south or out west (just spent a week in Yellowstone Wyoming/Montana/Idaho area) I get this sense of empowerment/impunity, like if I stayed there, I could basically take shit over and be running the whole town in like 2 months. Maybe call myself a prophet, start one of those Mormon type cults, get everyone's daughter pregnant. Either that, or they'd hang me for Yankee witchcraft or some such.

 

"Evidence of long-distance dispersal of a gray wolf from the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone"
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10344-018-1201-2

You know what that means? Mutant wolves comin' at cha!

 

Exactly. I saw this footage of a river in that area and it was full of really big fish, nobody's fishing them. Makes one think what much of Europe and the world would be like without any human impact and how quickly we could have proper nature back where it's been erased.

 

Nature will grow back fast if you let it. You should see the grass here at the transceiver station, if let unchecked it turns into a jungle.

 

Any forumites from the California region? Would be nice to hear about those fires etc., seems like they effect the whole state.

 

Apparently Malibu got overcooked.

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-46230927

63 confirmed dead with 600 + missing. Where's Trump? Where's federal aid? Should Mexico pay for it?

 

Sounds like some Borat spinoff stuff.

 

There was a Norwegian, a Dane and a Swede on a deserted island.
They were desperate to return to their families, but there was no way off this Island. One day they came upon a magic lamp. They rubbed it, and a genie erupted from it, and it granted them three wishes: One wish for each!
The Norwegian had no doubt, and he wished to be back home with his friends and family. Like that *snap* he was gone, and the Dane and the Swede gasped in astonishment.
The Dane promptly wished for the same, to be back home with his loved ones, and poof - he disappeared too.
The Swede, abandoned and alone, then wished them both back to the island.

 

...because the Swede is GAY! Yes! Oh, SNAP! Mr Fish and Dead Guy will understand.

I've heard this joke before and sometimes they are in an airplane that's falling from the sky or something. But it's always the Swede who's the dick who wishes the others back into the bad situation. Swedes are like that.

 

The airplane one is just one more of an endless ammount of these. I knew several as a kid, but by now I only remember this one. In fact, I've forgotten most of these typical joke-jokes I used to know.
We have tons of Swede-jokes also, such as

Why does the Swede drag a car door through the desert?
To roll the window down when it gets too hot

OH RAFL!

 

I stole a meme and then edited it for accuracy.



YEET

 

My eyelids are flying at half-mast like flags like there was a national tragedy. I close them fully and the darkness folds in upon itself. It's hard to explain. I need to stop doing what I do.

 

masturbating. got it.

 

Snowing like a mofo now. Bit late this year but I'm totally cool with it, less shoveling suits me jez fine. Mobocks lives in Florida? Anyone in US live in the 'snow zone'?