You know, maybe you twats should start some f'ing NEW threads and post a bit MORE, then maybe I should not have to react to threads that were created during my absence. How about that? 'Cause I don't know what you people did during my absence, but it obviously wasn't very productive. I didn't come back to chew bubble gum and kick ass, I came back because I sincerely missed this community, the geeky wisdom, the endless discussions, the jokes, the memes, the beautiful wit, a fellowship of glittering jems of both hatred and unconditional love, a band of brothers. But what I seem to have returned to looks like a goddamn ghost town for fuck's sake. I don't want to brag, but it almost feels like I was a vital cog in this machine and when I left, it just stopped working properly.
Like, where the fuck is everyone? I hated Brother None's guts, but I actually miss that power hungry retard. Did Sander crawl up his own ass and turn into a singularity? Where the hell is Luke? Don't tell me that beautiful bastard found some cunt that was small enough to enjoy his clitdick and then got married and made kids and everything a man should never do. Where is Verevoof? PipBoy2000? TwinkieGorilla? Wooz? Where are the closest things to friends I ever had?
Aaaarrggh. Nevermind, I guess. I know that 'Life Happens' and then everything just completely changes. I know that people come and go. I know that a forum praising two games from the nineties can't survive forever, 'cause even the greatest monuments are constructed on the quicksand of time. But for fuck's sake, people, at least try to breathe some life back into this place. Tell your wife to buy a dildo and leave you alone. Tell your kids to try meth and leave you alone. Cancel that NetFlix subscription, unfollow your influencers, tell your OnlyFans sluts to get a job, unless they're really cute Tgirls. And then post some shit on these boards.
