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Discussion in 'Fan Art/Fan Fiction' started by Millim, Aug 19, 2016.
Shoehorn me into the next episode or I'll come to your house and murder your dog.
I don't have a dog
Ha, I see what you did there.
I'll buy you one so I can kill it.
This started funny and now it's gotten weird.
grab a Bepis now....
This is so unrealistic
I would never pierce my nipple
as for the fake gun bang bang, I only do that in the privacy of my own home
@Millim that was an experience.
T H A N K S
No Mutant’s Sky
The Battle Between No Mutant’s Sky Season Three Episode One and No Mutant’s Sky Season Three Episode Two
Millim and No Mutant’s Sky Season 3 walked down the pathway leading back to NMA holding hands.
“It’s been too long” Millim smiled.
No Mutant’s Sky Season 3 looked at Millim and smiled.
“I’m going to fuck you so hard” No Mutant’s Sky Season 3 smirked.
Millim looked surprised.
“You can’t fuck me, I’m God” Millim barked.
“I’ll make you Jesus bitch” No Mutant’s Sky Season 3 laughed as it threw itself towards Millim.
But Millim being as mighty as he, launched No Man’s Sky Season 3 into the sun.
“No More Seasons” Millim shouted.
R.Graves had his mouth over Hass’s dick as Mr Fish anally fucked him as faster than Flash from DC could run.
“Take that you faggot bitch man” Hass squalled as he dug his large cock deeper down R.Graves’ throat.
“Want to change over?” Mr Fish asked.
“A German never changes sides” Hass replied as R.Graves gagged.
Both R.Graves and Hass released in sync.
R.Graves was left naked with cum overthrowing from his mouth as Mr Fish and Hass walked over to the bathroom to wash their dicks.
At that moment, there was a massive explosion, Mr Fish fell onto Hass (their dicks touching obviously) as they wondered what happened.
The members of NMA rushed out their homes to see a shining Angel fall from Heaven.
Who was it?
The members had a good look to see a Woman with long hair in a white robe.
“My name is eissa and I’m the Goddess of Light, I’ve come to these harsh lands to fight the Goddess of Dark, the one whose fire burns the waters of these lands and will swallow the Mountain whole” the Woman announced.
“Who is it?” 0wing asked.
“Just some bitch, nothing to see here” Sarcasticgoodguy replied as he undid his belt and threw his trousers off, walking over to 0wing.
eissa saw Millim in the distance who was gaining the almighty powers of No Mutant’s Sky Season 3.
“There he is” eissa shouted as she flew towards Millim.
Millim saw eissa in the distance flying towards him.
“Ah shit” he grunted as he flew up into the Sky towards to the Sun.
“Who’d have thought Millim would be the Goddess of Dark” Hass shrugged.
“Shall we fuck R.Graves again?” Mr Fished asked.
“Alright” Hass smiled as he rushed back into the Room.
eissa chased Millim to the Mars, where Trump was seen giving Putin a blowjob.
“Am I sucking alright Mother?” Trump asked.
“Russia loves you” Putin smiled as he forced Trump’s head further so his dick chokes him.
“What are you doing?” Millim asked.
“I need to take you back Heaven?” eissa replied.
“Why?” Millim asked.
“Because you’re so Heavenly” eissa whispered.
Millim looked at the twinkle in her eye, he could see the reflection of the Sun.
“What happened to Vergil?” Millim wondered.
“He was banned” eissa looked disappointed.
On Pluto, the Great Being was formed.
It was a big green blob with yellow eyes.
“Evil has come” the Great Being bellowed in a tonne that was surprisingly both masculine and feminine with a high pitched but deep base.
Next: eissa gets fucked
The Great Being
The sex is couldn't be more pointless than if we were all paraplegic...
You don't understand my art.
Couldn't stay away from putting politics in this? You have nothing saint.
It's like my 3 favourite things in one.
Why why why
Why you did this to meee???
Because I'm a real bitch
No Mutant's Sky
eissa gets fucked
London, 14 August 2017
Jamie, the Writer of the No Mutant's Sky Fanfic, sat back by the fan wondering how the next chapter will play out. He could write the sole remaining female (besides Mr Fish) forumer into a grandeur sex scene which would take the art World by storm, but alas, Jamie had never been fully comfortable writing sex scenes with Women, mostly because guys want to fuck each other on internet forums, basically, NMA is like an orgy of different People who all want to do nothing but fuck. Also, in the year since this FanFic's debut, Jamie has grown tired of so many sex scenes and wants to write more series works, in fact, Jamie himself wrote a pilot to a fanfic a few months back and the people of NMA just wanted to read about themselves having raw dirty sex with one another. Instead, Jamie decided to just type this nonsense as the introduction of the FanFic's Season Three Episode, a series which is nearing its end. He thought about all the good times this FanFic had brought, and wondered how he was going to tie everything up.
Sadly, Jamie has a cold right now, one that he wants to get rid of very soon, and he is currently listening to his own music because no one else wants to listen to it.
Anyway, because you all want lots of sex, here's a scene with Trump and Kim Jong-Un fighting with bums, and not bombs. Also, Putin is in this scene because Mother Russia loves you...
The sexual tension between Trump and Kim had reached nuclear levels, Kim stuck his tongue out and started licking Trump's shitty ass crack, getting right in deep with his...
Actually, Jamie stopped as the thought of that made him feel sick...
Well, eissa gets fucked anyway...
The Great Being made its way over to Mars where Millim and eissa were speaking.
eissa threw herself over to Millim and he caught her in his arms.
At that moment, a great tentacle grabbed eissa and swung her up.
"Who are you?" Millim asked.
"I AM THE GREAT BEING" The Great Being replied.
"Who is the Great Being?" Millim asked.
"I AM THE SOUL OF GOOD, I AM THE NAME WE SHARE OF A FREE MIND" The Great Being replied.
"What do you mean?" Millim was shocked.
"I MEAN THAT YOU ARE IN A FANFIC... AND A GREAT EVIL THREATENS OUR WORLD" The Being warned.
"Wait what?" Millim was confused.
"THE GREAT WRITER OF THIS FANFIC... ONE JAMIE... HAS CREATED YOU ALL TO FIND LOVE... YET ONE YEAR LATER... LOVE HAS GONE AND ONLY HATRED REMAINS" The Great Being replied.
"And how do we save our World?" Millim asked.
"BY KILLING THE NEXT MOST POWERFUL THING... Hass" The Great Being answered.
The Great Being let go of eissa and flew away.
"You'll get fucked one day... but today is not that die" Millim smiled as he flew off.
"Fuck off" eissa whispered under her breath.
Hass sat on his chair drinking a nice cold beer from his golden cup.
It was a hot day, with a giant W logo burning the Sun so it's even hotter.
"Such a nice day" Hass smiled.
Then there was no light.
Hass saw Millim overshadowing him.
Millim then punched him in the face and flew off.
"Fuck you Millim" Hass shouted as he threw his cup to the ground.
Hass then got the computer ready.
"It's time to ban that fucker..." Hass laughed.
Next: NOW eissa gets fucked
Where is the "What the fuck is this for a shit?" button?
It's only in The Order forums.