Alphons
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Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 19)
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Alphons

National Beholder, Male, 19

Just finished watching "El Camino". Felt like one final 2 hour long BB episode. Oct 11, 2019 at 7:41 PM

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Oct 14, 2019 at 10:23 PM
    1. Alphons
      Alphons
      Just finished watching "El Camino". Felt like one final 2 hour long BB episode.
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Yes with an Interior Crocodile Alligator driving to the movie theator.
        Oct 11, 2019 at 11:25 PM
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      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        >movie
        >Feels like a television episode
        Oof
        Oct 12, 2019 at 2:34 AM
      4. Korin
        Korin
        I thought it was pretty good but yeah it was more like an extra long episode that tied up some loose ends in Jessie's story.
        Oct 12, 2019 at 8:09 PM
    2. Alphons
      Alphons
      1 year older!!! Only 46 years left until retirement.
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Oh, and remember when your parents said you could be “anything you wanted”? That was a fucking lie too.
        Sep 17, 2019
        Eshanas and BigGuyCIA like this.
      4. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        Nihilists get out.
        Sep 18, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        My comment about not retiring has nothing to do with nihilism, it's just an observation of how the economy is developing.
        Sep 18, 2019
    3. Alphons
      Alphons
      I'm near the end of my second Nevada playthrough as a gambling hitman. I hope all those points I put into sneak don't go to waste if I
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        Can't strangle the final boss.
        Nevada has really great replayability. Discovered couple new quests (one depending on having the Grave Digger, the other on high Steal, while getting one assasination depended on my Human kill stat).
        Sep 2, 2019
    4. Alphons
      Alphons
      Metro 2033 movie is in the works. Glukhovsky writes script, works with Gazprom's studios. They plan to release in 2022.
      1. Makta likes this.
    5. Alphons
      Alphons
      Deus Ex TCs are surprisingly good. My ranking Nihilum=2027> Redsun2020> Hotel Carone> Burden of 80 Proof
    6. Alphons
      Alphons
      ESA just topped Bethesda by accidentally doxing over 2000 attendees of this year's E3.
      1. Supermarauder
        Supermarauder
        Thats gonna end in a very large lawsuit.
        Aug 3, 2019
    7. Alphons
      Alphons
      Abolish the patriarchy!!! Instead of fighting for women's rights in Middle East, we'll cast a woman as new Bond! That'll show them!
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Hollywood is really out of ideas. As someone who comes from a minority family on my mothers side, I find it kind of insulting and racist that Hollywood just race swaps characters instead of putting time and creativity in making new characters and expects to get praise for their laziness from twits on Twatter.
        Jul 15, 2019
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      3. alec
        alec
        I bet she's gonna kick the living daylights out of white blokes twice her size while wearing stiletto heels, spouting things like 'This nigga just made you her bitch!' or 'Funny it takes a black woman to make MI6 great again.' It's gonna be fucking awesome.
        Jul 15, 2019
      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Who does this appeal too? "Progressive" twats on Twitter don't go see these movies in droves. Ghostbusters 2016 proved it. Women and blacks aren't going to see it if they had no interest in the franchise in the first place. Casting a black woman isn't going to change their minds. Hollywood keeps chasing this phantom audience while saying to themselves: "Am I out of touch? No! Its audiences that are wrong!"
        Jul 16, 2019
    8. Alphons
      Alphons
      4 kids emptied their parents' bank account and spent 550£ on "surprise mechanics" in FIFA.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Capitalism.
        Jul 9, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The surprise was bankruptcy.
        Jul 10, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Imagine thinking that's fine at any age. Little shits should be flogged in the streets.
        Jul 10, 2019
    9. Alphons
      Alphons
      Suicide forest again! This time some prick uses a Youtuber that commited suicide in his clickbait video.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Hopefully idubbz will do a content cop on him. Don't know who he is but that's how I want to find out.
        Jul 2, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The suicide forest is chosen by people because it's hard to find people there. Douchebag youtubers going into a thick forest hopin to find someone who took their lives for their videos are human trash.
        Jul 2, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Someone seriously made a Oujia board challenge video on Etika a fucking day after it was confirmed he commited suicide? That's just beyond trash.
        Jul 2, 2019
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    10. Alphons
      Alphons
      Finished ATOM. Hopefully they'll release Trudograd before the end of year.
    11. Alphons
      Alphons
      What did city in Wales did to get nuked in ATOM? It's called Bethesda.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        In ATOM RPG there is a nuclear silo with one intact nuke. You can choose one of 3 destinations to nuke: Warner Springs in California, Malaysia or Bethesda in Wales.
        Jun 19, 2019
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      3. ironmask
        ironmask
        That's very cool.
        Jun 20, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Oh gotchya, the wording was confusing in the original post.
        Jun 20, 2019
    12. Alphons
      Alphons
      Final version of New California will be released soon. They've added more content, rewritten some parts and hid most jokes behind WW.
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      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        It honestly sucks because there are some interesting stuff in that mod. But that whole player thing is just too much, it ruins everything.
        May 29, 2019
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      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        They mention rewriting and removing certain parts of the story, sadly no details. Might hit them up and ask about it.
        May 29, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I avoided this because of the enemies that I hear showing up from Fallout 2 and nonsense. I didn't know anything about the clone stuff.
        May 29, 2019
    13. Alphons
      Alphons
      Had a fucking bomb alert at school just before exams. Pretty funny...
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Damn. Like that FilthyFrank lifehacks video
        May 7, 2019
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I work at a school and we had an intruder drill go off that I had no prior notice of. I was alone in a classroom working on a projector and I just locked the door and hid behind a protruding wall.
        May 8, 2019
    14. Alphons
      Alphons
      Matura exams started this week- maths today.
    15. Alphons
      Alphons
      Fun fact- Koopa Troopa means dead man's shit in Polish.
    16. Alphons
      Alphons
      So I just got my Geo test back and couldn't make out a teacher's comment on one of the tasks. When I asked her she told me that it says...
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        HERESIES. Didn't know 40K was so popular.
        Mar 20, 2019
    17. Alphons
      Alphons
      Who's Chow Mendez and why do I get ads with him on every Youtube video?
      1. Ayelander
        Ayelander
        Sounds like a dog breed.
        Mar 19, 2019
    18. Alphons
      Alphons
      I always was a sucker for heist/ gangster movies. I kinda feel like I'm reaching the bottom of the bin. Could you recommend me some?
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The movie is shot in a raw "tag along"-style, which I really enjoy. Some non-Norwegian viewers criticized the movie for its "lack of realism", but the movie retells real events detail by detail. The apparent absurdity at times reflects the real lack of preparation both from cops, as well as cluelessness by civilians
        Mar 13, 2019
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        If you've never seen Heat, fucking do it. It's a combination cop movie and gangster flick, and it's my favorite movie next to Fight Club and Full Metal Jacket.
        Mar 13, 2019
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      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Thanks a lot. Haven't watched The Town or NOKAS so I'll definitely check them out. Last Man Standing and Road to Perdition were really good and Heat was brilliant.
        Mar 13, 2019
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    19. Alphons
      Alphons
      Playing Risen 3 for the first time. While it's not as awful like Arcania or Forsaken Gods it's still a far cry from their earlier games.
    20. Alphons
      Alphons
      Spending hours installing mods for Skyrim is a form of foreplay with Todd.
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 19)
    Occupation:
    Humble Adept of Economy