Alphons

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

I'll save it for when I need to rage about a shitty band or something.

Well Morgoth, to be fair you havn't been particularly super innocent here either. I am not saying you started it or that I don't understand your reaction. But com on. You did love throwing the gasoline into it once the fire raged. Like I said the meltdown was already going on. But still. There was a bit of needless back and forth between you two >_>

Are you accusing me of kicking the hornet nest? >_>
Honestly, it was fun at the time and I thought making it crazier would inject humor and deflate the situation.
How innocent I was.

Proud of you, Slavbros.

SUCKER!!!

An agent from one of the gov agencies we worked with once shared his phone screen during a meeting, and he seems to have forgotten he had a pornerooni video on his recent downloads. The thumbnail was literally a front view of a woman masturbating. We all pretended we didn't see it.

Did you watch it? If so, was it alone or with the client?

Nah, he was at the office overseeing renovations. And watching it with his fiancée just wouldn't be fair.

They're literally criminals

So are the Legion.

@TorontoReign yes.

And then it hit me- I'm overthinking it. Checked the settings- someone changed tray settings from regular paper to custom type 3.

disconnected from WIFI. So I earned 125 PLN for pressing a button.

Average human + Technology = Profit for smarter human.

Congrats.

Did you moon walk out the building?

Nah, got some pens though. And a box cutter. And a pair of work boots.

It is if you know what you're doing.

Or you want to get smeshed like this bum man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bN8lguUU9Q
Mind the children, it's freakin public space you sick 'tard

Relax Diogenes.

In 50 years.

Playing the original DOOM confirms mandatory boomer status.

The lesson to learn is people that panic should not be trusted for advice on anything. I bet everyone has real clean assholes though. Relatively clean anyway.

Back in 2012 my retarded father-in-law spent hundreds on canned food that ended up expiring. Because of the History Channel.