Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Naw, he has just heavy fingers.
The other dude is just utilizing natural body armor.

 

That didn't work out to well with Adolf Hitler though.

 

Isn't there some law in Germany preventing people from naming their child Adolf Hitler? Or was that just somthing I imagined during a peyote trip?

 

One of my cousins did this lol.

 

Which name did they pick?

 

Now hear me out here, what if they named a bunch of people Dolph Hitler, so when somebody asked them Are you Dolph Hitler they can answer well I am A Dolph Hitler.

 

Stop! Don't look at her. Never stop moving, comrade.

 

Main character of Twilight.

 

Could've been worse. Steve Stifler or Harry Potter. Or like my mom, refer to him Harry Pothead.

 

Now that I am looking at this ... what the fuck is this hair style? Red and Black stripes?

 

So in 1994 they couldn't agree on either black or red hair so they chose both at the same time? Now I am a kid of the 90s here ...

Speaking of the Spider-Man cartoon. In the German translation they havn't been allowd to use the word "blood". Because it was a kids show and all that - talk about political correctness ... - so each time something had to do with blood they used the word plasma. No clue if that was also true for the english version. Which was quite confusing for me as a dumb kid. Why the fuck does this vampire mutant Morbious need plasma for? Don't they suck blood!!!!

 

yeah it was always plasma. Spider-Man was the last cartoon at the time to toe that line pretty hard. X-Men had one of them die in the first episode and Batman was killing off people every week. Hell even Darkwing Duck wasn't afraid to kill people.