POLL: Trump or Hillary

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Fall Out Boy, Sep 29, 2016.

TRUMP OR HILLARY FOR US PRESIDENT 2016?

Poll closed Nov 7, 2016.
  1. Donald Trump

    30 vote(s)
    34.5%
  2. Hillary Clinton

    10 vote(s)
    11.5%
  3. Just shoot me already

    47 vote(s)
    54.0%
  1. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Maybe she wants to literally dissolve them? In her belly.
     
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  2. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    I'd pay to watch.
     
  3. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    If she intends to devour the whole military then you'd probably just need to look out your window to see her enormous belly on the horizon.

    Anyway, enough of this digression shit.

    Hillary is a rapist.
     
  4. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    I live in glorious England, which means I'd have to look pretty far. ;(
     
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  5. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Aw... Don't worry, her insatiable hunger will only worsen after having felt such a filling meal and she will continue to devour and devour until she reaches Europe. And then we shall all be cleansed in the holy digestive acids.

    And hell, with us humans out of the way the world will probably be better off for it. So, Green Party for the win, yo.

    [edit]

    DAMNIT, no more derailing!

    Here, Cruz done good:

     
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  6. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    It's gotten to the point where I know Chillary will win.
     
  7. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Of course she will, the election is rigged. The amount of shit she's gotten away with, it wouldn't matter if she would have genuinely won without cheating, they'd STILL rig the fucking thing just to make extra sure she wins. It's terrifying how little can actually touch the evil hag and how many are onboard with her bullshit. And 'she' will have access to nukes. Jesus c- I meant... For the love of @Ragemage !
     
  8. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    Fingers crossed for Gary Johnson I guess.
     
  9. Ragemage

    Ragemage Wept for Zion

    Feb 20, 2016
    I feel like I'm a meme now.

    I agree with you, the election is already rigged and there's multiple sources to prove this. (the sudden MASSIVE influx of refugees by Obama when it was only a trickle before, the attempted assassination on Assange, CNN coaching people on what to say during interviews, etc etc etc)

    Trump could win by a landslide in the popular election, but here's the problem with America's voting system: Popular vote doesn't mean jack fucking shit. Trump would still have to win with the Electoral College, and that's going to be nigh impossible at this rate because he's hated by not just Democrats but establishment Republicans as well. What most people don't know about the Electoral College is that, even if your state happens to vote all Red or all Blue, the Electorate can just flip sides anyway without even needing a valid reason. It's happened before. (See George Bush Jr. VS Al Gore)
     
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  10. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    Well now I know why people missed you so much ;)

    Even though Britain is pretty shit right now, I feel like the voting system is much better. In that, you get two votes, so you could vote for both a third party, and use your secondary vote to go towards a major party, that way people don't feel that they're "wasting" their vote, which is a big issue with third parties in America. It's common for parties to 'team up' in Britain as well, to gain a majority before recounts and taking secondary votes into account.
     
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  11. Illuminati Confirmed!

    Illuminati Confirmed! Banned

    553
    Dec 15, 2015
    They're better than Shillary.
     
  12. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    They're also far more attractive than Trump and the hag formerly known as Hillary.
     
  13. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    Gary definitely. Jill not so much :/
     
  14. Vergil

    Vergil Banned

    Jul 8, 2014
    Well Gary smallJohnson wants to get rid of the southern border and theres just (((something))) about Stein I don't like.
     
  15. Ragemage

    Ragemage Wept for Zion

    Feb 20, 2016
    I wouldn't be so sure about that. Jill Stein is against vaccines and thinks if we just clap hands together and sing Kumbaya we'll somehow be able to defeat our enemies instead of keeping a military. (she wants to cut spending to more than 700 of our military bases, specifically in the Middle East where we need them more than ever right now) And there's a lot more than that. She's no Hillary but she isn't someone I'd vote for either.
     
  16. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    My lord, Stein intends to devour humanity. Vaccines will be unnecessary once she has rid the world of us. Nature will find a way to go on without us.
     
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  17. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    "Lol I agree with her! Humanity is a disease, JillBaby is the cure!!!" - edgy teenage socialist anarchist
     
  18. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    Oh I don't agree with her, I just want her to eat me.

    Anyway, check this shit out:

    I+ho.jpg

    Wicked.
     
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  19. SarcasticGoodGuy

    SarcasticGoodGuy *R O T T E N*

    Aug 31, 2016
    I'd watch.

    And the attachment is pretty good. Shame it will never be a reality. Because if it was... I'd watch
     
  20. Mr Fish

    Mr Fish Snug Rubber

    Sep 11, 2010
    You're quite the voyeur, SGG.