Preston Garvey, arguable the most annoying Fallout character ever, spawns dozens of related memes

Discussion in 'NMA News and Information' started by Korin, Jan 18, 2016.

  1. Korin

    Korin So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Aug 6, 2010
    Anyone who has played any amount of Fallout 4 that involved Preston Garvey will be able to relate to how annoying his incessant requests to help settlements are. He's annoying enough that he's spawned dozens of memes amongst players:

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    Yes, they're stupid. Thanks to PrestonGravey on Imgur for compiling these.
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  2. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    "Cousin, it's your cousin! Another settlement wants to go bowling!"
    Okay this one has me giggling like crazy. :lol:

    :wtf: WTF? What is wrong with him? Either he's trying to hold in a fart so he doesn't embarrass himself next to that girl or needs to shit.
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  3. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Aug 16, 2010
    Well, at least Bethesda showed that they could top even Moira.
  4. Big No

    Big No Watch as I open and close this door

    Oct 28, 2014

    Preston + Elder Scrolls? Goes together good I guess...
  5. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    It's a lot funnier when you picture him as an orc and realize this is coming in TES 6
  6. D Borous

    D Borous It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Nov 2, 2015
    Ho ho ho
  7. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Antediluvian as Feck

    Sep 14, 2009
    Can you just ignore the settlement bullshit, is it possible to kill this annoying thwat? Or had Bethesda in their great wisdom had him unkillable...
  8. Spacemunkey

    Spacemunkey Vault Senior Citizen

    Dec 4, 2015
    you can ignore his group completely because yes he and his group are unkillable, no matter how many enemies you spawn.
  9. Risewild

    Risewild Antediluvian as Feck
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    He is essential... And you can avoid the settlement thing unless you want to continue the main story with minuteman I think, after that you can ignore it all you want, you will just have an active quest on your pipboy quest log :postviper:
  10. dopezilla

    dopezilla God of Blood and War

    Nov 6, 2015
    This sort of makes me feel bad that I can't play FO4 on my ancient computer.
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  11. gizmo

    gizmo First time out of the vault

    Jan 19, 2016
    Too bad they don't have a taxation racket for the settlements
  12. Corvega

    Corvega Project-7 CSGO Cheats CEO

    Nov 25, 2015
    Yea this is one of the grinding type of bullshit kids love these days. Just proves how good F4 is!
  13. NovaRain

    NovaRain Casual Modder Modder Moderator

    Mar 10, 2007
    I think the minutemen is somewhat a fail-safe like Yes-Man in New Vegas, to make players be able to finish the main story quests no matter what they did or messed up. The difference is that Yes-Man is only one character with a self-explainable reason why he's immortal and Preston group is a magically unkillable annoying bunch.
  14. CRBASF23

    CRBASF23 First time out of the vault

    Sep 2, 2015
    Bethesda should take note:
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  15. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    I like how each meme was something a bit different than the previous

  16. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    Wow, love the memes.
  17. PossibleCabbage

    PossibleCabbage Vault 22 Survivor

    Jul 2, 2015
    Here's an idea for a Fallout 4 mod-

    Preston Garvey is a horror/thriller evil mastermind. He holds some sort of leverage over you personally that he uses to blackmail you into murdering scores of innocent people. All you'd really need to do is change some dialogue and change the appearance of the folks Garvey sends you to kill over and over again.
  18. Ninja

    Ninja Who?

    Dec 15, 2015
    Ooh, sounds like fun. Also change Gravy into a Securitron with his face on it or something, so that you really can't get to him, in a Yes Man sort of way. Name of the mod could be, "Canon Independent Post-ending".
  19. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Aug 16, 2010
    I've said it before, I'll say it again: Fallout 4 missed a huge opportunity when it made every raider immediately hostile. Joining the raiders (and uniting all the gangs under a single warlord [i.e. the player]) would have been a reasonable way to win the game, and even the settlement system could have been way more fun if you were a raider warlord who sends out raiding parties and enslaves villages. But no, they're all cannon fodder, and you're the General.
    Another settlement needs our help.
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  20. 56Sanity

    56Sanity First time out of the vault

    Jan 14, 2016
    That actually sounds pretty cool. We could bring back things from old games like slaves or even the karma system.