Russians Choose Miss Atom, Must Be Blind From Vodka

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Silencer, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
  2. Pfff, She's attractive.


    Doesn't have enough body hair for most poles I guess.
     
  3. Stag

    Stag Guest

    She's got enough hair for this pole, HEHEHEHHE.

    DO YOU GET IT?

    POLE!

    A POLE BEING A PHALLIC OBJECT

    A PHALLUS BEING A PENIS

    THE PENIS BEING A MALE SEXUAL ORGAN USED DURING THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
     
  4. generalissimofurioso

    generalissimofurioso The Hole Time Orderite

    Jun 17, 2007
    We all know you were born without shaft Stag.

    Quit lying to all the nice people.
     
  5. Wooz

    Wooz Vault Sweeper Admin Orderite

    May 18, 2003
    *gently taps head with crowbar*
     
  6. Dragula

    Dragula Stormtrooper oTO Orderite

    Nov 6, 2008
    Don't worry, mexicans are just as hairy.
     
  7. Stag

    Stag Guest

    Wooz is both.
     
  8. Maphusio

    Maphusio Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Sep 25, 2004
    soooo... He might be able to hook us up with illegal narcotics at beach front resorts?

    Ms. Atom eh? She's got nothin' on my personal Ms. Universe!

    ...I can't remember her name... Amy... Amy something, occasionally interviewed on the Science Channel, she works at JPL... Super gorgeous astrophysicist.
     
  9. fedaykin

    fedaykin Vault Fossil

    Jul 15, 2007
    Nice, very nice. So what does she do exactly? I bet she's responsible for pushing those reactor rods in and out and in and out and in...
     
  10. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all
    Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Apr 3, 2003
    I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. I'd feel pretty sure to wager she is the prettiest woman working in the Russian atomic industry, because I honestly doubt there's that many women working in that particular industry, let alone pretty ones.
     
  11. lugaru

    lugaru Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    330
    Mar 9, 2009
    I love how people get picky about their bikini clad cute nuclear physicists. When you graduate from watching porn and into the real world, galls like that become quite a catch. Not that I'm complaining, the girl I'm with is WAY out of my league.
     
  12. Silencer

    Silencer Night Watchman Staff Member Admin

    Nov 7, 2003
    Me? I'm just your humble newsposter ;) Although if I had to, I'd go with one of the runner-ups. Moar Russkie.

    Also, my better half tells me she works for the legal team, not the control rod control. But that was my first guess, too ;p
     
  13. Chancellor Kremlin

    Chancellor Kremlin Mildly Dipped

    528
    Nov 17, 2008
  14. fedaykin

    fedaykin Vault Fossil

    Jul 15, 2007
  15. Multidirectional

    Multidirectional Mildly Dipped

    531
    Sep 12, 2008
    I don't understand "must be blind from vodka" remark at all, I think she is a very good looking woman.
     
  16. Ravager69

    Ravager69 Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Dec 21, 2007
    She certainly is atttractive.
     
  17. Ghoullove

    Ghoullove Look, Ma! Two Heads!

    356
    Apr 16, 2006
    There is no evidence that his girl is hairy. I prefer to find out up close. Once, I picked up a girl at a bar that looked hairless only to find the the Heart of Darkness later that night complete with the river.

    Good old Ghoullove was a trooper and continued with the pounding even though the hair had trapped significant smells of various liquids. I escaped as soon as she fell asleep.

    The moral of this story is not to judge a book by it's cover and stick to the hairless love club that I am a member of.
     
  18. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    may I ask a serious question? Whats wrong with this girl?

    What kind of standarts do you guys have! :P

    I doubt anyone of you with criticms would "ditch" her in a "hot" situation!
     
  19. Elissar

    Elissar Venerable Relic of the Wastes
    Orderite

    Aug 31, 2003
    I would totally hit it.. if she'd agree to it...
     
  20. JunWisewar

    JunWisewar It Wandered In From the Wastes

    141
    Feb 9, 2009
    The thread title are ridiculously misleading....

    Thought I'm gonna see a hairy neanderthals.