Say something positive about the USA

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by MutantScalper, May 10, 2019.

  1. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    Better run bitch. We're coming for ya. CIA is tracking you now, and at this moment, a SIGINT station in the North Sea is uploading your location back to NSA headquarters, and Latishia Deenana Robinson III is forwarding your position in real time to a Typhoon Class missile attack submarine and sending a super-sonic dragon dildo to your moms house.
     
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  2. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Мутанты не допускаются

    Nov 22, 2009
    I'm not sure I buy into the whole "it's just our government that's crappy, the citizens are actually really nice folks". If your nation has a shitty government then at least 51 % of the population are also shitty. Or if you have a crap ton of money in politics you're not really a democracy afterall, which is even worse.
     
  3. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    It's better than all of the population being shitty like Europe.
     
  4. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Мутанты не допускаются

    Nov 22, 2009
    Imagine the Romans saying "Don't blame us, it's all Caesar's fault" to the barbarian tribes. In the end the barbarians were like "Homie don't play dat!"
     
  5. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    No see you're wrong because we don't say anything to barbarian tribes we just blow them up.
     
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  6. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix My Friends Call Me a Real Life Dennis Reynolds

    Jun 25, 2018
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  7. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
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  8. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    Just be sure to get a license for the hammer and nails first when in Europe.
     
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  9. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Europe is gross. May as well nuke it from orbit then replace it's cucked population with americans.
     
  10. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
     
  11. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    954
    Oct 26, 2016
    This thread is turning into an American hate-fest real fast. God I fucking love it.
     
  12. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Мутанты не допускаются

    Nov 22, 2009
    I'm still hoping to hear more positive things. I'm sure there are plenty.
     
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  13. AureliusofPhoenix

    AureliusofPhoenix My Friends Call Me a Real Life Dennis Reynolds

    Jun 25, 2018
    You know Mutie, you don’t hate us as much as you let on, I don’t think.

    It’s bringing a tear to my eye.
     
  14. MutantScalper

    MutantScalper Мутанты не допускаются

    Nov 22, 2009
    That gun in that thumbnail image of that video is a Jatimatic, made in Finland. 80's thing. Stallone's Cobra also used it.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jatimatic
     
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  15. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    America is the best in a world where everyone wants to be #1.

    Why do you think they hate us?
     
  16. Octavian

    Octavian It Wandered In From the Wastes

    115
    Jun 16, 2018
    Although often egocentric most Americans are genuinely kind at heart and very hospitable people.
     
  17. Cimmerian Nights

    Cimmerian Nights So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Aug 20, 2004
    Why don't you make some attempt to experience it for yourself and come to your own conclusions instead of wallowing in the toxic shit that gets shoveled to you on the other side of an LCD screen?

    I assume you're a grown man? Get a travel guide, book a flight, and open your fucking eyes jackass.
     
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  18. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Unless it's alabama
     
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  19. BigGuyCIA

    BigGuyCIA Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    954
    Oct 26, 2016
    We don't talk about Alabama round these parts.
     
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  20. The Dopamine Cleric

    The Dopamine Cleric ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ ☠ Orderite

    Nov 3, 2007
    What's funny is most Europeans end up living in the south because they are also racists that want as much property to themselves as possible.


    They get a garage with things in it that have motors and become the very thing they hate, and live in heaven driving around paying a buck 99 a gallon for gas.

    Thats about .5 euro a liter peasants.