The Tree/Statue Manifesto (Replace statues with trees)

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jul 9, 2020.

  1. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 27, 2003
    Trees are fucking great and a good replacement for statues. Things trees provide that statues don't include:

    1. FUCKING SHADE. I get it, we need the sun but it sure can be a bastard. Unlike a statue, a tree grows and the shade grows with it.

    2. Trees provide oxygen and smell good. Statues end up smelling like pee or metal or what the fuck ever that is bad.

    3. Can be leaned on to provide rest. Asshole statues get hot as fuck and only radiate more heat. In the cold, statues can get cold and uncomfortable to touch.

    4. For the weirdos out there who like to lick or molest shit, you can lick/molest a tree in any season, not so with statues.

    5. All statues are some type of propaganda, trees are not.

    6. Trees look nice and statues are pretty much ugly, as most people are fugly.

    7. Trees help the environment and nature in general, statues help with..... wait, they are like that one asshole friend or relative everyone has, they don't do shit.
     
    Last edited: Jul 19, 2020
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  2. Statues for Hitler at every elementary school.
     
  3. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Permitted, but only if it's carved into a living tree.
     
  4. Risewild

    Risewild Carbon Dated and Proud
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    Hittler approves that:




     
  5. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
  6. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    I want to believe that when they cut the trees down it just left giant swastika holes in the forest and they never realized it.
     
  7. DarkCorp

    DarkCorp So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 27, 2003
    Heard about it. Guess it surprised the volk who flew over it.
     
  8. WeissYohji

    WeissYohji It Wandered In From the Wastes

    145
    Nov 8, 2018
    What do you think botanical gardens exist for?
     
  9. Risewild

    Risewild Carbon Dated and Proud
    Modder Orderite

    Jun 14, 2014
    I don't want botanical gardens, I want tree museums. They are different things. :obsessed:
     
  10. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    Mar 9, 2018
    If you mean Lynching Trees, then of course.


    (Took me a bit to come up with that one)​