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*Kilroy stops in the middle of the wasteland. He looks at his Pipboy and smiles*
Hey whaddaya know it's my birthday today.
*takes out a small canteen and takes a sip*
Ahh that hit the ol' spot right where it should.Well now I must continue to New Reno and kick some Salvatore-butt.
*Jump on his Harley kickstarts it and drives on in to the wasteland...*
 
*a vertibird lands in the uninhabited outskirts of new reno*

(ooc: last appearance of my NPC, cliff)

* A dune buggy rolls out of the vertibird.*
Thanks, I really appreciate i can borrow the 'viper'. Wandering the wastes on foot isn't very smart.
CLIFF:" yeah, but you just remember to deal with the salvatores. The press wants to TERMINATE their contact. heheheh."
Okay will do *taps gauss rifle. See ya around Cliff.
*Cliff returns to the bird and takes off.*
So now I'll just head to virgin street to kill time 'till Kilroy gets here.
*drives off in the Dune buggy*
 
*Kilroy drives in to New Reno*

*parks the car and walks in to the Cats Paw*
Hey miss Kitty! I wan't my regular Buffy. Is she available?
*when a sexy blonde woman named Buufy waves at him from another room Kilroy goes there, but before he closes the door behind him he speaks to miss kitty again:*
Yeah by the way, if you see a guy that call himself Ratcatcher, tell him I'm here. Okey?
 
Wonko Rides Again

A cloud of dust rises behind a lone figure riding into New Reno. It is Wonko of the wastes. As he arives in town, all the hookers stair in awe at his totlely cool ride. It is a hot-metalic purple skooter with one flat tire and streamers coming out of the bent handle bars. He stops infront of the cat's paw, dismounts, and walks inside. Right after the door closes behind him, a kid blocks the skooter and steals the good tire.

"I'll have my usual Miss Kitty. Is Big Bertha ready?"
 
Wonko Rides Again

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Apr-28-00 AT 09:49PM (GMT)[p]OOPS! Double clicked. :-)
 
*parks next to Kilroys harley and a wrecked scooter with one

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Apr-29-00 AT 07:58AM (GMT)[p]This is Kilroys bike, he must be in the casinos or at the cat's paw.
*walks toward the cat's paw but accidentally knocks over the scooter which falls and breaks in two. Ignoring the scooter he enters the cat's paw and asks miss Kitty about Kilroy.*
Well, guess he's busy for a while. So sign me up for that cutie over there.
*slams some cash on the counter and enters the room.*
 
RE: *parks next to Kilroys harley and a wrecked scooter with

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Apr-29-00 AT 12:19PM (GMT)[p]OUT OF CHARACTER: In this post I'll be talking to Mr Wright and another so far unknowned NPC.

*an hour later Kilroy leaves the room with a big smile on his lips*
Later baby. The man got some buisness to take care of. Okay Miss Kitty how much?
*He pays miss Kitty*
Any words about Ratty? Ohh he's here tell him i'll be at the Sharks Club okey?
*Kilroy walks to the West side to Wrights Mansion. He stops outside Mr Wright's door and asks if he can go in. Inside the room he starts talk with Mr Wright and a guy in a long robe and a hood over is face.*
Hey MR Wright. I think we have a problem.A guy is after the guy who helped get in to the Sierra Army Depot. I also think he's connected with the Salvatores. What should I do?
*Wright looks at him and starts to speak:*
Hmm the one who helped us is capable of taking care of himself but you should lead this guy away from The One who helped us. I heard he's going to NCR I suggest you head West Northeast to Redding.
You can go now. Ohh and by the way terminate the Salvatores so if they are connected with this man you speak of they cannot help him. If not, well it wouldn't hurt if we could "buy our selves in" into their Casino.
*Kilroy leaves the room and heads for the Shark Club*
mr Wright turns to the person in the cloak.
So what do you think? Go after The One who helped us and see that he's allright. If he dies you dies. Understood? Good.
*The figure in the cloak leaves the room thru a window*
 
S.A.D.

At the back enterance to the Sierra Army Depot. two of Wright's men stand guard. A rock flies through the air and hits one of them right between the eyes. Now only one is standing. The guard fires a few rounds into the darkness and waits. A second rock speeds through the air. The guard tries to dodge it but the rock catches him in his temple, cuasing him to black-out. Out of the bushes steps Bob. He picks up his rocks and runs inside the base. Bob stops in front of an old rusting hanger and tries to open the door but it is electronically locked. Bob pulls out Fred the Rock, says "Fred, you good at locks. You open da door," and jams Fred right into the control panel for the lock. Sparks fly and the sound of the door unlocking echos inside the hanger. Bob says "Thanks Fred." and enters the hanger. Inside is an ancient Harrier II jet. Bob pulls out Snake the Rock and says,"Now You, Fred, and me ganna hert tha men that herted you. We ganna hert them real good."
 
*Leaves cat's paw.*

Oh yeah! that was great.
*pipboy beeps*
Hey, a pip-mail.
--to: Rat-catcher@enclave.pip
Rats,
I heard you got are in Reno to waste the salvatores. Please my good friend Chris is undercover there and the Pres. wants him silenced. Don't hurt him and help him escape, will you? You can reconize him by the snake tattoo
on his left arm.
Love, Kim. --
*looks at the mail from his ex-girlfriend for a while.*
Dammit, Kim I just can't stop loving you! I'll save the guy, I promise.
*Walks off to the shark club.*
 
Walking in new reno

(thinking) "I thought sleeping whith that cutie in the cat's paw would cure me of the love for her. but I just can't stop thinking about her. But I have to stop! I'd better hurry to the shark club and meet kilroy to go over the plan. The salvatores and the guy in the blue jumpsuit will keep me distracted for a while."
* Enters the shark club where people are gambling, drinking and a lousy comedian is telling his lame jokes. Suddenly one of men in the comedians audience rises and shoots him twice in the head. No one seems to care what happend.*
He's not here yet. Maybe he couldn't get enough of the cat's paw.
* walks to the bar*
Hey, you know a guy named kilroy?
Bartender: Kilroy hmm, yeah, the wright goon. No one knows what he looks like though, only his reputation for being pretty deadly.
(thinking, once again) "Wright goon? Actually that makes sense. No wonder he's after the salvatores."
(to bartender) okay thanks, and gimme some rotgut.
*drops down on a chair in front of the dead comedian and drinks his rotgut, waiting for kilroy*
 
RE: Walking in new reno

*Kilroy walks into the Shark Club, orders a Nuka Cola takes it and sits down next to Rat-catcher*
Heya pal! Long time no see, right? What are we gonna do about our dear friend the Salvatores?
I think that you hold up the guys in the Bar and I go upstairs and "take care of buisness". OK? Let's go.
*loads his guns and starts walking out the bar*
Oh one more thing: Mason's mine. If you kill him I kill you.
 
*Gets up*

We'll see. If he or anyone else, including you, gets in my way he'll leave the bar in a bodybag with the rest of the salvatores! So stay outta my way unless you want to get hurt. Oh yeah, don't hurt a guy with a snake tattoo on his arm, okay?
*Takes gauss rifle and puts on his shaded sunglasses*
Lets rock!
 
RE: *Gets up*

*Kilroy and Rat-catcher walks in to the Salvatore bar. Kilroy pulls up a Grease Gun and his Solar gun.*
Okey everbody down! Nobody moves and nobody get's killed!
*Kilroy walks up the stairs. Points his Grease Gun at Mason*
Don't even think about it,M. I gonna settle the score with your boss and no-one can stop me.
*Gunshots heard from downstairs. One of Salvatores guards tries to jump Kilroy but he shoots him in the stomach with his Grease Gun so half his belly is blown away*
Okey anyone else trying to be a hero? Well didn't think so. You got two choises: everyone except Mason can leave, OR you can end up like that poor shmo on the floor. What's it gonna be?
*All guards leave. Mason's face is slowly turning red*
You and me are going to have fight, Mason.
*Kilroy puts his and masons guns in a corner. Kilroy and Mason fights a while. Suddenly Mason pulls out a Ripper*
-So you think you could beat me huh? Well you didn't think that awould have THIS, huh?
You call that a knife? This is a knife! *pulls out katana sword. Kilroy and Mason fights for a while until Kilroy screams: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! and chops off Masons head. Kilroy picks up his guns and Masons lightbringer and walks into Salvatores office*
Well ,well long time no see right?
*Kilroy questions Salvatore for a while and finds out where Chris is. Kilroy breaks his neck as a punishment for all that his Laserguns have killed and leaves him to die. Kilroy reloads his guns and walks down the stairs*
 
A bar full of corpses. The end of the salvatores.

*lights a cigarette and faces Kilroy*
Hehe, that was pretty easy. Almost got bored when I killed 'em all downstairs but luckily you send some more from up to play with.
Have you seen Chris upstairs 'cause he isn't down here.
 
RE: A bar full of corpses. The end of the salvatores.

*lights a cigarette, holster his guns.*
yeah, uhh we'd better hurry. Sal gave him orders to kill some innocent farmers but he refused, so they put him in a cave in Golgotha to starve to death. Listen i've gotta take care of some buisness. You meat me at Golgotha tomorrow and I'll show you where he is.
*Kilroy walks away to the east side of town*
 
Hey wait!

I can't just let him rot in there. Tommorow might be too late. just tell me where he is and i'll go get him. You take care of whatever business you still have and we'll see each other in the shark club tomorrow morning.
 
RE: Hey wait!

*looks out the door, sees one of the Wright's*
OK, just wait 5 seconds I'll be (w)right back.
*Walks over to Wright thug, tells him that the Wrights can take over the Salvatore bar and walks back to Rat-catcher*
Okey let's go I'll show you where he is.
*Kilroy walks to Virgin street jumps up on his Harley. On the way out of town he hits a scooter so it falls to pieces in a pile*
 
Golgotha

*An icy wind blows over the grave yard.*
Damn, this place creeps me out! Lets make this quick.
*Kilroy walks to a cave on the north side of golgotha. The cave seems to have been closed off with rocks. but some of the rocks were removed making a hole big enough to crawl through*
Somethings wrong here kilroy. You stand guard outside while i go check the cave for chris.
*Lights a flare and enters the cave. In the back of the cave he finds chris lying on the ground*
Yo Chris! Wake up, man.
*rolls him over.*
Holy Shit!
*Jumps back as Chris's chest appeared to be slashed open. A Children of the Catherdral sign is burned on his forehead*
Who.. or what the hell could have done this. An whats with that symbol. I'm sure i've seen it before.
*feels some blood from the enormous wound*
The blood's still warm. The killer can't be too far away!
*Freezes.*
Oh, fuck Kilroy is still out there!
*rushes out of the cave.*
 
RE: Golgotha

[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON May-05-00 AT 06:56PM (GMT)[p]*Rat-catcher comes out of the cave. He sees Kilroy standing on one knee with his Sniper Rifle pointing at something he can't see.*
-Shhh stand still.
-What's wrong Kilroy? Ratty asks.
--We're being watched. At least ten of them. Maybe more.They're all armed. Where's your friend?
-Those sons of bitches cut him open.
- Fuck! Damn! Pardon my french but we are outnumbered, five to one. Do you have nightsights on your gun because you must turn that torch out or we're dead.
*Out of nowhere a man jumps out weilding a knife. Kilroy shoots him but not before the man stabs Kilroy in the leg.*
Fuck! That hurts like hell. Let's get out of here!
 
Escape!

Are you sure you can get away, that's a pretty nasty wound in your leg.
Kilroy: I'll make it! Just go!
*Rat-catcher and kilroy run away shooting into the darkness. After running for some time they stop at a ruines of some building.*
(exhausted)Okay... I.. think we.. lost them.
We'd best rest here. If they find us we'll have some cover.
*they enter the builing. Inside is an rusty fridge, a old couch and some other broken furniture. Kilroy lies down on the couch and uses a stimpack while rat-catcher looks out a window for any signs of their attackers*
Damn! Who the hell are those assholes? They cut Chris up really bad. But the weirdest thing has to be this symbol burned on his head. Something like this.
*draws the symbol in the dust on a table.*
What does it mean?
 
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