You know you play too much Fallout when...

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by Pipboy2000, Aug 7, 2007.

  1. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
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    Sep 29, 2003
    1. You try to carry around 200 pounds with you for more than a minute. Outraged at being encumbered, you think "But... but... I have 8 strength."
     
  2. Stag

    Stag Guest

    No, Pip.
     
  3. Dracon M'Alkir

    Dracon M'Alkir Vault Senior Citizen

    Jul 19, 2004
    When you get into a fight, and you expect the world to suddenly stop moving, and for an END TURN/END COMBAT panel to appear in the lower right of your vision.
     
  4. Stag

    Stag Guest

    No, please don't. Really.
     
  5. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
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    Sep 29, 2003
    3. When you run or walk anywhere, you go in zigzags, a tribute to your favorite game.
     
  6. Stag

    Stag Guest

    4. When someone bigger than you starts a fight with you, you immediately run for ground which is inexplicably brown/green.
     
  7. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
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    Sep 29, 2003
    That was the lamest shit, ever.


    5. Whenever you drop something, you scream "Noooo!!! Critical failure!!"
     
  8. Stag

    Stag Guest

    People bigger than me scare me.
     
  9. Blazerfrost

    Blazerfrost First time out of the vault

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    May 30, 2007
    When you walk into someone's home and have the sudden urge to steal everything
     
  10. El_Smacko

    El_Smacko It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jul 12, 2007
    Doesn't everyone get that urge?
    You play too much Fallout when:

    -You ask everyone you meet if their selling anything.
    -You do favours for people expecting experience.
    -Refer to your parent's basement as "My Vault".
    -You feed stray dogs expecting them to fight loyally for you.
     
  11. Madbringer

    Madbringer What is it that crawls behind the glass? Orderite

    Apr 9, 2004
    When you ask at your local shop if they have that blue cola.

    When you mutter a description of everything you see under your breath. (Seriously, if you want to piss someone off, especially at work, try this one :D)

    When you call your Mp3 player "Pipboy". (I do :~])
     
  12. chang

    chang First time out of the vault

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    Apr 16, 2006
  13. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Apr 15, 2005
    When you expect to be able to pay for merchandise and services by killing rats.
     
  14. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
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    Sep 29, 2003
    When you fuck up in life, you pat your pockets down looking for the "load" button.
     
  15. Makagulfazel

    Makagulfazel Adept Bungler of Things Orderite

    Jun 14, 2007
    When you don't understand why people get so upset when they contract a VD. Who the fuck doesn't want a Vault Dweller?
     
  16. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Apr 15, 2005
    When you find yourself standing in front of your car with an AA battery not sure how to refuel it.
     
  17. mr. pastorius

    mr. pastorius A Smooth-Skin

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    Aug 26, 2006
    When you try to push people that are blocking doorways.
     
  18. Misteryo

    Misteryo Still Mildly Glowing

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    Feb 15, 2007
    When you're constantly picking stuff up "just in case it comes in handy sometime," and then handing it to your friends to hold it for you until you need it.
     
  19. zioburosky13

    zioburosky13 Vault Senior Citizen

    Jun 24, 2004
    Wait isn't that exist a similar thread? :o
     
  20. DirtyDreamDesigner

    DirtyDreamDesigner Venerable Relic of the Wastes
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    Apr 15, 2005
    When you know that there has been a similar thread but you just don't care.