You know you play too much Fallout when...

Discussion in 'General Fallout Discussion' started by Pipboy2000, Aug 7, 2007.

  1. Madbringer

    Madbringer What is it that crawls behind the glass? Orderite

    Apr 9, 2004
    - When you refuse to enter unexplored caves without a very big gun, lots of ammo, a first aid kit and some kind of armor.

    - When you try to heal your injuries with green apples.
     
  2. I_eat_supermutants

    I_eat_supermutants Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 5, 2007
    When you refer to your pajamas as a Vault-Jumpsuit
     
  3. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
    Orderite

    Sep 29, 2003
    You can't undestand why people die after a shot in the head.
     
  4. mr. pastorius

    mr. pastorius A Smooth-Skin

    690
    Aug 26, 2006
    Your first reaction when your house runs out of water is - "Fuck, the water chip has kicked the bucket again!"
     
  5. Makagulfazel

    Makagulfazel Adept Bungler of Things Orderite

    Jun 14, 2007
    ... you refuse to befriend anyone named Ian. You know the motherfucker is going to shoot you in the back.
     
  6. Seraphim Pwns U

    Seraphim Pwns U It Wandered In From the Wastes

    152
    Dec 9, 2006
    Amen, brotha.

    ... every time you hear Loituma Ievas Polka, you think of Marcus. Or, every time you see Marcus, you get that song stuck in your head.
     
  7. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
    Orderite

    Sep 29, 2003
    You think it gives you good karma if you kill members of the scientology church.
     
  8. Neamos

    Neamos Still Mildly Glowing

    282
    Jun 30, 2005
    Uh, it does, generally.


    ...when you ask 3rd degree burn victims about the time "before the bombs dropped"
     
  9. I_eat_supermutants

    I_eat_supermutants Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 5, 2007
    When you look at Pete Hines and assume he escaped from Set's ghoul army.
     
  10. Ah-Teen

    Ah-Teen Vault Senior Citizen
    Orderite

    Jun 21, 2007
    When you try to blackmail people named bob for selling human food.... ITS MADE OF PEOPLE!
     
  11. 10mmCurator

    10mmCurator Mildly Dipped

    528
    Jan 23, 2007
    When you look for iguana on a stick at the ready food section of the deli.

    When you say, "That's a huge fucking Ant!" everytime you see one that's bigger than a sugar ant.

    You collect T.V. Dinners but never eat them so that hopefully they'll be there when some poor mook in a jumpsuit will find them after the nuclear war.

    You buy Jones's blue cream soda and relabel the bottles to say Nuka-Cola

    When you open your trunk and you have loads of guns and ammo in it.
     
  12. mr. pastorius

    mr. pastorius A Smooth-Skin

    690
    Aug 26, 2006
    When you try to initiate dialogue with a venus flytrap.
     
  13. I_eat_supermutants

    I_eat_supermutants Vault Senior Citizen

    Feb 5, 2007
    When you get drunk and get whooped by a bouncer and the next day tell your friends you fought a supermutant.
     
  14. Misteryo

    Misteryo Still Mildly Glowing

    258
    Feb 15, 2007
    When you see red hexagonal trailers on the floor behind people.
     
  15. Madbringer

    Madbringer What is it that crawls behind the glass? Orderite

    Apr 9, 2004
    When you expect every teenager wearing a white shirt to make drugs for you.
     
  16. Zaron

    Zaron Vault Fossil
    Orderite

    Feb 5, 2007
    When you realize your backyard plantings are dead, 'cause you haven't watered them for three months, and you request a GECK at your local flower shop.
     
  17. Vault 69er

    Vault 69er Water Chip? Been There, Done That

    897
    May 3, 2007
    When you visit Los Angeles and ask for directions to Vault Tec's headquarters.
     
  18. Pipboy2000

    Pipboy2000 Companion to the Last Proton
    Orderite

    Sep 29, 2003
    Every time you goto San Francisco, you arrive in Chinatown for some reason.
     
  19. mr. pastorius

    mr. pastorius A Smooth-Skin

    690
    Aug 26, 2006
    You don't drive a car because you're terrified that if you leave it somewhere you might only find the trunk when you get back.
     
  20. Werwolf

    Werwolf First time out of the vault

    90
    Jun 23, 2007
    When you click "Sleep XX hours" istead of really going sleep.