- When you refuse to enter unexplored caves without a very big gun, lots of ammo, a first aid kit and some kind of armor.
- When you try to heal your injuries with green apples.
- When you try to heal your injuries with green apples.
You know you play too much Fallout when...
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I_eat_supermutants
Vault Senior Citizen
When you refer to your pajamas as a Vault-Jumpsuit
You can't undestand why people die after a shot in the head.
mr. pastorius
A Smooth-Skin
Your first reaction when your house runs out of water is - "Fuck, the water chip has kicked the bucket again!"
... you refuse to befriend anyone named Ian. You know the motherfucker is going to shoot you in the back.
Seraphim Pwns U
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Makagulfazel said:
Amen, brotha.
... every time you hear Loituma Ievas Polka, you think of Marcus. Or, every time you see Marcus, you get that song stuck in your head.
You think it gives you good karma if you kill members of the scientology church.
I_eat_supermutants
Vault Senior Citizen
When you look at Pete Hines and assume he escaped from Set's ghoul army.
When you try to blackmail people named bob for selling human food.... ITS MADE OF PEOPLE!
10mmCurator
Mildly Dipped
When you look for iguana on a stick at the ready food section of the deli.
When you say, "That's a huge fucking Ant!" everytime you see one that's bigger than a sugar ant.
You collect T.V. Dinners but never eat them so that hopefully they'll be there when some poor mook in a jumpsuit will find them after the nuclear war.
You buy Jones's blue cream soda and relabel the bottles to say Nuka-Cola
When you open your trunk and you have loads of guns and ammo in it.
When you say, "That's a huge fucking Ant!" everytime you see one that's bigger than a sugar ant.
You collect T.V. Dinners but never eat them so that hopefully they'll be there when some poor mook in a jumpsuit will find them after the nuclear war.
You buy Jones's blue cream soda and relabel the bottles to say Nuka-Cola
When you open your trunk and you have loads of guns and ammo in it.
mr. pastorius
A Smooth-Skin
When you try to initiate dialogue with a venus flytrap.
I_eat_supermutants
Vault Senior Citizen
When you get drunk and get whooped by a bouncer and the next day tell your friends you fought a supermutant.
When you expect every teenager wearing a white shirt to make drugs for you.
Vault 69er
Water Chip? Been There, Done That
When you visit Los Angeles and ask for directions to Vault Tec's headquarters.
Every time you goto San Francisco, you arrive in Chinatown for some reason.
mr. pastorius
A Smooth-Skin
You don't drive a car because you're terrified that if you leave it somewhere you might only find the trunk when you get back.
Werwolf
First time out of the vault
When you click "Sleep XX hours" istead of really going sleep.