I hate it
Seriously
I hate it
When people talk about hate, and how not to allow hate to consume you, fuck them. Hate consumes me. I bathe in hate. I hate it.
I have never completed it, and never will. Never
It has made me a religious man: There is a spirit-force that prevents me from completing it.
Here is my evidence: I fail differently each time - and always towards the ending. Had I failed at the same spot, I coulda blamed a glitch, like all those lucky assholes who can't get up in the helicopter. I CAN get up in the helicopter, unless my Sanchez bike does the awesome-bounce and lands me on my head, when trying to cross those rocks.
I just can't. Can someone fly over here, and just DO it for me?
Yesterday, as soon as I was in the helicopter, one RPG wooshed past the helicopter, I thought "I hope that shit's scripted." It wasnt, next one blew me up and I died.
This time, for some fucking reason, I kept using the phone-button for lifting, that didn't work - and I tried to remedy that by panickedly continuing to use the phone-button - while knowing perfectly well this was wrong <---I am cursed.
That is part of it: I can be totally focused, but I won't be able to finish it. Either the game itself with finish me off, or I will do something moronic, such as hit F and jump out of the chopper, or something. I will! There is no way around it. I can even be calm, and unintentionally - controlledly - commit in-game suicide, as if posessed by some spirit.
I cannot complete this goddamn mission! I've tried for two years now!
Seriously
I hate it
When people talk about hate, and how not to allow hate to consume you, fuck them. Hate consumes me. I bathe in hate. I hate it.
I have never completed it, and never will. Never
It has made me a religious man: There is a spirit-force that prevents me from completing it.
Here is my evidence: I fail differently each time - and always towards the ending. Had I failed at the same spot, I coulda blamed a glitch, like all those lucky assholes who can't get up in the helicopter. I CAN get up in the helicopter, unless my Sanchez bike does the awesome-bounce and lands me on my head, when trying to cross those rocks.
I just can't. Can someone fly over here, and just DO it for me?
Yesterday, as soon as I was in the helicopter, one RPG wooshed past the helicopter, I thought "I hope that shit's scripted." It wasnt, next one blew me up and I died.
This time, for some fucking reason, I kept using the phone-button for lifting, that didn't work - and I tried to remedy that by panickedly continuing to use the phone-button - while knowing perfectly well this was wrong <---I am cursed.
That is part of it: I can be totally focused, but I won't be able to finish it. Either the game itself with finish me off, or I will do something moronic, such as hit F and jump out of the chopper, or something. I will! There is no way around it. I can even be calm, and unintentionally - controlledly - commit in-game suicide, as if posessed by some spirit.
I cannot complete this goddamn mission! I've tried for two years now!
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