The Outsider

Keep on keepin on.

I hear ya

I'm not an idiot, I know.
I'm safely secured with my family and we're not in the big cities.
Doubt my safety all you want, but I'm not going to fall victim to this kind of flu.
No sir, not me!

YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU ARE WHY THIS PANDEMIC WILL NEVER END. I HOPE YOU DIE.

Average comment on social media.

"Oh the Humanity!"
Sarcasm at its best

You're driving to Florida, the batshit fuckup scarface bubba capital of the south during civil unrest and red Chinese communist invasion. Chances of success: Illrelevant. Extermination of red Chinese communists, MANDATORY.

It wasn't my choice to say about vacation, but I'm sure we'll be super cautious during our stay in Florida.
Besides, I'm sure its similar to that of the flu and funny enough, I never caught the flu in my life.
So i'm a bit confident that we'll survive through the shitstorm that the CHINESE GOVERNMENT HAS UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD!!!
Y'know, people and shit.

Oh no covid-19 is here! Soon only 99.97% of us will be left! The absolute horror!

You'll be fine man dont sweat it.

It's more like 'fighting' or 'striving' in my case, but yeah, sure, whatever.

Hope it ends in July because I will be broke as hell by then.

Now I'm finding news articles, dated today, saying the date has just been leaked as beginning Tuesday, June 25th and going for about 2 weeks.

@TorontRayne Hitman/2 genuinely give blood money a run for it's money. No lie.

*too*

Thanks for pointing it out.

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