Ban This Sick Liberal Propaganda, Or How Fallout 4 Made Me Gay

Discussion in 'Future Fallout Game Discussion' started by Plautus, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. Plautus

    Plautus Angry Preacher

    Nov 24, 2010
    Once again, my fellow Americans, it's evident how HOLLYWOOD and the LAME STREAM MEDIA are attempting to corrupt us with their sick filth. I was a fan of the original Fallouts because they were an effective avenue for me to simulate my disdain for women and you didn't have to worry about making your protagonist... ethnic... in character creation by accident. Sadly, it seems as if Bethesda has been towing the LIBERAL party line. First Fallout 3 had INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS and then SKYRIM featured a whole COUNTRY FULL OF BLACK PEOPLE (I think they called it red guards or something like that)-- and it had WITCHCRAFT, which MADE LIGHT OF THE MIRACLES OF THE LORD. But this game they just announced IS THE LAST STRAW! Observe these screenshots.

    Look at that carefully sculpted, meticulously rendered man booty! It's clear that the TODD HOWARD is a SHILL for the LAME STREAM MEDIA and is using this SATANIC VIDEOGAME to lure good upstanding CHRISTIANS away from the light with his these FOUL SEDUCTIONS! Just look how the SPANDEX CLINGS TO THAT MAN ASS! DISGUSTING! Before this game was announced I WAS A GOOD CHRISTIAN REPUBLICAN who went to church on Sundays and kept a shrine to RONALD REGAN in my closet, but now this release FORCED ME to begin wearing TIGHT PANTS and create a GRINDR PROFILE. Truly, this game is evidence of the LIBERAL BRAINWASHING that is INFECTING OUR COUNTRY.
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  2. ChildServices

    ChildServices Banned

    May 22, 2015
    Fallout 4 confirmed for yet another successful commie subversion attempt that surely would have failed in Fallout's alternate timeline.
  3. Kilus

    Kilus Not Australian Orderite

    May 3, 2003

    That is not a platonic look.
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  4. _Antithesis_

    _Antithesis_ First time out of the vault

    Jun 16, 2015
    His manly butt is a thing of GLORY! How very shapely and attractive! Wait, what the hell am I saying. I... I'm being fed such shit by Bethesda. NO. I AM A GOOD, CHRISTIAN, CONSERVATIVE, FAG-HATING MEMBER OF WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. I will not abide by this disgusting abomination. I WILL NOT LET IT CHANGE ME.
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  5. X12

    X12 It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Jun 8, 2012
    Thank god you are obviously a troll, or I might be worried for your mental health.

    Fallout 4: There are 4 triangles on a pyramid. Illuminati confirmed.
  6. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    That butt looks kind of flat.
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  7. Proletären

    Proletären Moderator

    Mar 15, 2012
    All reasons to hate Bethesda are good ones.
  8. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    I want a firmer butt on my character!
  9. TheChosen1

    TheChosen1 Moving Target

    Nov 8, 2012
    I'm pretty sure the female one would look firm.
  10. Marionettetc

    Marionettetc Banned

    May 15, 2013
    Fallout 3's release already made me gay, so 4 won't have much effect.
  11. zegh8578

    zegh8578 Keeper of the trout Orderite

    Mar 11, 2012
    The gayest game I've ever seen was metal gear solid-something, I haven't played any myself, so I dunno which one it was. Watched my friend play, and his character was apparently a naked man, with a black suit painted onto his skin, crawling on his stomach, the tight man-butt glistening in the rain

    which is fine and all, I just wondered how concious my friend was of staring at those glistening cheeks for hours on end
  12. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    You only have problems with man butt if you are unsure about your own sexuality, I'll say.
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  13. PlanHex

    PlanHex Legislative Senator oTO Moderator Orderite

    Nov 4, 2007
  14. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Lol Dodger and her weird ass shit.
  15. EnclaveKnight

    EnclaveKnight It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Sep 6, 2013
    eh, not that big of a deal. Plan to play first person mode anyways, so will likely not see it much, if at all.
  16. Al C4pone

    Al C4pone First time out of the vault

    Feb 12, 2012
    maybe this will be like skyrim play some hours and forgett about it sometime because everything feels and look the same , then turning into shemale
  17. Marionettetc

    Marionettetc Banned

    May 15, 2013
    Al C4pone, that's highly inappropriate. It's not accepted to use the term "shemale" anymore.

    The politically/socially correct parlance is now "chicks with dicks"
  18. EnclaveKnight

    EnclaveKnight It Wandered In From the Wastes

    Sep 6, 2013
    Lol, inappropriate, but funny.
  19. Akratus

    Akratus Bleep bloop.

    May 14, 2011
    What are you guys, straight or something?
  20. stonefire310

    stonefire310 First time out of the vault

    May 25, 2012
    Honestly, this is either just plain crazy old kook or the OP was in the closet and the pics just bade him realize he was gay. Only people that would be turned on by man-butt are bisexual/homosexual men or bisexual/heterosexual women.