Aurelius Of Phoenix
Psued.
After a long dungeon crawl in Skyrim my character, a level 81 Imperial was ready to call it quits, he was ready to settle down and live a quiet life. So he began with building his houses and was ready for the next step. He wanted a wife, and not just any woman would do, he wanted a voluptuous Khajiit woman. He searched far and wide for his wife to be but from Markarth, to Solitude, to Raven Rock he sighted no Khajiit women willing to be bound to him. After several weeks taking bounties and wallowing in a great depression our Imperial stallion wound up gazing upon a buxom argonian wench in Windhelm and settled for the scaly goddess.
Now that he had a wife, our man wanted children. He swept the adoptees and found not scale nor snout of any beast race child in the whole Country of Skyrim. Not one to be stuck raising disgusting menfolk our Imperial sighed in defeat. That was when I felt I was onto something, seeing this lack of diversity and inclusion for my role-playing purposes I decided to go on to Bethesda's other dating scene in the Commonwealth.
After countless hours in the wasteland, ole Nate was feeling lonesome and he wanted some love in his life. Now I will complement Fallout 4 on the variety of potential partners in the game and the very normal bisexuality of all the partners that definitely will make sure any character feels comfortable. Now you got you're white women, white men, black man, synth woman, ghoul man. However the exclusion of ghoul women, and synth (black) men, and of course latinx peoples is a slap in the face to their communities. Especially since their are obvious options that are practically THROWN at you WHAT THE FUCK BETHESDA! Nate, after hours supporting settlements came across a dame in the Slog.
After slaving away for this shit hole, I go and talk to her. She was beautiful and charismatic, she damn near swept me off my feet (I'm supposed to do that ) so she flirted with me for a while and I was head over heels... then she pops the question. "WOULD YOU DATE A GHOUL?" Nate had pre-cum dripping down his pants but to my shock all my options were some form of no. This was the LAST fucking straw, Bethesda. GRIEVING FOR MY CUNT WIFE?! MOTHER FUCKER I FUCKED MY WAY THROUGH ALMOST ALL OF MY COMPANIONS (NO STRONG OR X6-88 BECAUSE BETHESDA ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING XENOPHOBIC RACISTS) AND SOME WHORE SINGER I MET ON THE ROAD! DO YOU THINK FOR A SECOND NATE GAVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT WHORE AND WASN'T FUCKING EVERY WOMAN HE COULD GET HIS HANDS ON? WHEN NATE WAS IN THE ARMY DO YOU THINK HE WASN'T SLAYING SNATCH WHENEVER HE COULD GET IT BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT ANY DAY COULD END WITH HIS HEAD BEING VENTILATED BY SOME DRAGOON WITH A SNIPER RIFLE AND A STEADY HAND! THAT WHEN HE GOT HOME HE JUST GAVE UP THAT LIFESTYLE? HELL, WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT MILITARY WIVES, WHOSE TO SAY THAT SHAUN WASN'T SOME FUCKING LAWYERS OR A CLIENT EVEN? I was fuming, Nate replied and we were pissed, If I couldn't have her then no one can have MY HOLLY! I smashed that whore's face in dropping her to the ground, then I made her watch as I methodically brutalized every one of her friends and just stood over her. She wouldn't even look at me as I raised my combat shotgun (legendary) and blew her face in to pulp. This is what Bethesda wanted, I can't in good conscience support Bethesda games until I see that their next game has a romance for each and every race and sentient species. I can't play these games anymore... too many ghosts.
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