Black Dynamite in New Vegas (LABOUR DAY UPDATE)

Discussion in 'Fallout: New Vegas Discussion' started by Walpknut, Feb 28, 2013.

  1. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Reading Toront Rayne LP thread made me want to make my own. This one Based around Black Dynamite from the Movie and Cartoon.

    Played on very Hard, Hardcore mode on, with exactly 122 Mods running. Strating at Level 10 with a Ranger Sequioia and Brass Knuckles.

    Episode 3
    Episode 4

    FIENDISH DR WU and Richard Nixon THE MAN, have joined forces to ger rid of Black Dynamite, Creating a Bullet Version of the N-Bomb to rid the world of the Revolutionary Pimp Vigilante Antihero.
    At the same time, the same events are happening in another Universe only less imrpessive, a lowly Courier has been captured by Thugs and is about to get shot in the head.
    As the events unfold a rift in time and space caused by the N-Bullet makes both events Intersect each other, as the Courier dies Black Dynamite takes his place in the Mojave Wasteland, shot, confused and left for dead Black Dynamite catches a glimpse of the Honkey who in front of him, a girly man wearing a checkered Jacket.

    Of course Black Dynamite would survive.

    Ugh.... where am I?

    Doc Mitchell: You've been out a Couple of days now. I tought I would need to operate on your skull to remove the Bullet, but it seems it just evaporated.

    Of course it would.

    Doc Mitchell explained to me, that some Jive ass fucker shot me in the ehad and left me to die in some shitty hole they call cementary. As far as I remember I was fighting Fiendish Dr Wu and The Man, but those are all the clues I have.

    Thaks Doc, for a Cracka you are okay.

    Doc Mitchel: You hade this on you when you was brought in.

    Black Dynamite ready to Bust some ASSS!!!!

    Walking down the Bar one of the girls there asks me to kill some Geckos on their Water Source. Black Dynamite could do that with his eyes closed

    And You bet your Ass he did!

    Even rescuing some White girl, bitch couldn't resist Black Dynamite.


    As I was walkin' back Town I realize there is some honkey following me.
    : Yo man, could you help with my Bike? I think I need gas.


    So, what's your name?

    Dynamite, Black Dynamite.

    That's too Long to remember, how about Six?


    Whoa, ok. But can you help me with my Bike?

    That Piece of Shit was on fire.

    Whoa bro....

    Now Accompained by this crackhead I decide to walk back town, but First Black Dynamite checks the honkey dirt hole that bitch left him to die in


    There are some Cigarrette butts in the ground. This honkey has good taste, I might just keep them with me.
    But, how are cigarretes gonna help you bro?
    Shut up Niner.

    Going Back town Black Dynamite catches word that tehre are some gangsters dissing town, goign after some cracka held up in the gas station. Better see what's what

    Now you listen to me cracka, I am gon help you, so you better not point shti at my face.
    Ringo: ugh...... but how are you gonna help me? they are too many.
    Black Dynamite need no help.
    Ringo: Maybe you should ask the people around town...

    Of course Sunny Siles agreed to help, and the townsfolk would ambush them, but we needed more kick

    Yo, old man, we are gon need your Dynamite

    I Have experience with Explosives.

    The shop owner agreed to help out too, he just needed the right Incentive


    Also, Doc Mitchell the only Cracka in town I respect lend us his supplies.

    What about me Black Dynamite?

    The Only Cracka I respect.


    Now Geared up Black Dynamite was Ready to kick some Gangster ass.


    Getting Paid for no work Black Dynamite decides to continue his walk down the Road with his Companion Niner. We make a brief Stop to eat some shitty Lizard steaks.

    This meat tastes like shit, but Those hides made a sweet Jacket. How can you eat that shit Niner?
    Everything just tastes the same to me Bro.

    Black Dynamite's adventures will continue next Time in

  2. WillisPDunlevey

    WillisPDunlevey Mildly Dipped

    Feb 2, 2010
  3. Wintermind

    Wintermind Vault Senior Citizen

    Jan 21, 2011
    You need to use some of those film effects from cinematech. Get some 70's grain going.
  4. Brother None

    Brother None This ghoul has seen it all

    Apr 3, 2003
    Haha, I can dig all these zany New Vegas LPs.

    I cracked up when Black Dynamite just started kicking people to pass dialog checks. Haha.
  5. DevilTakeMe

    DevilTakeMe Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Sep 12, 2011
    Is Niner's Avatar pic Rob Van Winkle? Aka VANILLA ICE?!?

  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    NOOOOO! Competition! I can dig it.

    Where did you get the poses for the cooking scene? Are you using the kick mod or just the poses from a pack?
  7. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Ha Ha thanks.

    Devil: Yup, Vanilla Ice.

    All the poses are included in the Groovatron, that one is under "Backsteppo Object poses".

    I will post the continuation on Saturday. I am a little Busy with some work.
  8. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    Yeah I figured that out just now when I installed it. Makes the poses a hell of a lot easier to use. I'll be using the hell out of them now that I don't have to type in 200 different combinations of numbers lol. I shirked from using Groovatron awhile since I saw some people had problems with it. I think they probably didn't know how to install the shit. Heh.

    Can we by chance get a list of mods your using? Maybe in the future we could do a crossover. :wink:
  9. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Here is my Loadorder.
    [X] FalloutNV.esm
    [X] DeadMoney.esm
    [X] HonestHearts.esm
    [X] OldWorldBlues.esm
    [X] MoMod.esm
    [X] LonesomeRoad.esm
    [X] DWCNV.esm
    [X] GunRunnersArsenal.esm
    [X] ClassicPack.esm
    [X] More Traits.esm
    [X] More Perks for Old World Blues.esm
    [X] More Perks for Honest Hearts.esm
    [X] More Perks for Companions.esm
    [X] Military Explansion Program.esm
    [X] More Perks.esm
    [X] NVInteriors_Core.esm
    [X] NVInteriors_ComboEdition.esm
    [X] NVStripOpen.esm
    [X] aHUD.esm
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    [X] New Vegas Redesigned II.esm
    [X] Niner.esm
    [X] Project Nevada - Core.esm
    [X] SomeguySeries.esm
    [X] TOUTUlyssesR.esm
    [X] Project Nevada - Rebalance.esp
    [X] Project Nevada - Cyberware.esp
    [X] Project Nevada - Equipment.esm
    [X] MikotoBeauty.esm
    [X] FreesideOpen.esm
    [X] 1nivVSLArmors.esp
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    [X] LFox Sink Bug Fixes.esp
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    [X] Lobotomask.esp
    [X] The Mod Configuration Menu.esp
    [X] The Weapon Mod Menu.esp
    [X] brahmin-variant.esp
    [X] InShiningArmorPerkFix.esp
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    Edit: Also, the Groovatron is easy to use. Just remeber to rebind your Project Nevada keys if you are using so you don't end up activating Bullet time every time you want to use the thing.
  10. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005

    That killable kids isn't available anymore is it?
  11. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Yeah, It was completely removed from the Nexus and Raven Modding, and also, the mod doesn't seem to work properly with the Roberts Body type.

    Edit: Forget about it not being in raven modding:
  12. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005

    Yeah I had Roberts body type for awhile, but I got tried of seeing penis. Or was that Breeze's...I forget. So killable children works okay then huh? I don't plan on killing them, but if they walk into mine or someone else's bullets...well shit happens.
  13. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    ROberts has a version with briefs on, I am not really into everyone in the Wasteland going commando. Same thing with Tye3. I had to settle with the nighty version because there wasn't just a version with the reworked meshes that wasn't made for people to spank it with Gamebryo models.
  14. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
    I never spank to my naked woman. I like to chop them up into little pieces though. :look:
  15. mobucks

    mobucks President of racism. Orderite

    May 22, 2010
  16. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign ⛧卐⛧ [REDACTED]

    Apr 1, 2005
  17. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Sorry about the "Saturday Update" I was busy Procastinating on my school Work playing Fire Emblem. But be patient, Tomorrow it will be up , this next one has a lot more images and covers more of the game.

  18. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010


    In the last Episode.....

    Black Dynamite decides to continue his walk down the Road with his Companion Niner. We make a brief Stop to eat some shitty Lizard steaks.

    This meat tastes like shit, but Those hides made a sweet Jacket. How can you eat that shit Niner?
    Everything just tastes the same to me Bro.

    So.... for some reason my game didn't take screenshots of me killing the Powder Gangers down the road and getting Primm a Sheriff so......

    Primm Slim ready to initiate Sheriff parameters

    Niner how did you make it man?
    I just shoved all the junk I had on my bag into it. Same way I fixed ED-E bro.
    Little Orphan Eddie, I don't know what the fuck you are saying.
    Niner you better fix his voice or I am going to kick your ass, can you dig it?
    I am not even sure he thinks Black Dynamite.

    And so We made our way to the Mojave Outpost, Niner goes away to do some shit or another while I teach little Orphan Eddie what a bar is.

    Hey there Mama.

    You bet your sweet ass I do, can you dig it?

    How about a Drink mama?

    2 Hours later.

    That shtupid monument makes me sick, Ish like the whole NCR waving their Dick around. But when Caesar comes he will just reshape it into a Bull, which by my account I think it compensates for a defieciency of his. But no matter the shize of his pecker he ish giving the West a good Fucking.
    Just like Black Dynamite, can you dig it?

    It seems the NCR and the Legion are the forces trying to dominate this place. And all of them are typical Honkeys trying to compensate for the Jhonsons in one way or another, I don't like either one.

    Bro, I am ready.
    Oh yeah you.... what were you doing?
    Just stuffs. Let's go hit the road. Nipton, next stop.
    Wait a moment Niner, bitch told me there a Sniper is offering some kind of job for going to Nipton. Let's go, can you dig it?

    Ghost: are you just gonna go to Nipton or what?
    Bitch you are whiter than light itself.
    Ghost: I know....
    You are so white you would crack a Cracka.
    Ghost: just go already....

    On the way south Blackd Dynamite and his companions find all sorts of Insects.



    Further Down, Little Orphan Eddie picked up some strange signals.

    Wait a moment Niner, I think there is an ambush up ahead
    An Bush? That's not even good grammar bro
    Beep Boop
    that's right Little Orphan Eddie, Shut the fuck up Niner. I Can send you back to your shitty ass Burning Bike leave you in the middle of the road, woudl you liek that huh?
    oh.... sorry bro...

    One of those Raiders was sporting a very nice Jacket


    Going further Down we found some Bitch yelling at us that some cracka tried to cut her for caps.
    But as soon as we turned around Bitch atatcked us. Stupid Bitch, got toasted by Little Orphan Eddie and Niner.

    Oh Shit is one of thsoe Powder Gangers, and he is coming at us. NOT TODAY JIVE MOTHERFUCKER!

    Something is not quite right...


    Whose there?

    Uh Bro, I think that's a Bear, not a Dog....
    Shut the Fuck Up Niner!



    Hmmmmm, this is one comfortable dog skin... but is not my style
    Still a fucking Bear Dynamite.
    Little Orphan Eddie agrees, Shut the fuck up.

    Inside the Hall there was only dead. Those Honkey devils killed everyone.

    So niner, How come this dogs aren't attacking us?
    I am from Denver, we knwo hwo to handle dogs.
    What does Denver have to do with fucking dogs?
    After the war with the chinesse the place got overrun by robot dogs.
    WAR WITH THE CHINESSE? IS THIS THE FUTURE? So this is what Fiendish Dr Wu wanted when he tried to kill me, Black Dynamite was the only thing getting in the way of an all out war. But he sent me forward in time, where his evil is LAW! Now I must return to the Past to undo this future!
    Uh.... Dr Wu? don't know him. he war happened like 200 years ago.

    Well everyone is dead. Time to get high.

    Wait, what where you doing here anyways Niner?
    So then we examined the Nipton Store, and there was another godamn Powder Ganger there!


    Boxcars explained me what all those Legion Honkeys did in town, and how they broke his legs as consolation price.

    Uh, sorry about punching you... Uh here, have 4 of this srynges.
    Uh.... sorry.
    Hey I want some of those....
    ........ sorry.

    Later we went back to Ghost to report, this time wearing some sweet sunglasses to not go blind from watching her

    Alas, it didn't work.

    Niner says he needs to go to Novac next, not that it even Matters, we were going there anyway.

    What's that little Orphan Eddie? another ambush?
    I still don't understand what the fuck you are saying....

    But if there was an Ambush, it is no more.

    We loot some abandoned shak and go hang out with some Merchants.

    But more of those Honkey devils were waitign to ambush us

    We split up from the Caravan to go look around. See what's what, can you dig it?

    We killed a cave full of snake dogs. and Niner got some honkey ass armor.

    Are you gonna tell me this are Bears too Niner?

    Our stroll continues...

    Until we reach a cave on the side of the mountain



    FUCK, how long did I sleep? that was some fucking ugly ass dream.

    Good those things dont even exist.
    What are you talking about Black Dynamite?

    And so we get to Novac.

    We catch word there is some sort of jive Chupacabra killing cows.

    That don't look right at all.


    Never seen a Super Mutant before Black Dynamite?
    It got nothing of Super, couldn't even put a scratch on me.

    The McBride give us steaks for pay.

    Cheap ass crackas.

    Asking around town for the Honkey in the checkered jacket we find some old ass honkey old man


    Heard of a cracka with a checkered coat?

    Amazon moon Bitches?

    So we rented a room to talk to this Sniper honkey in the afternoon


    What are you even trying to do Niner?

    We ain't gonna sleep there with that crackhead. come on Little Orphan Eddie, let's go to that Dinosaur, you'll like it.
    Beeeep beep

    Little Orphan Eddie wanted to go to the Dinosaur mouth (I think) so we went there

    I was just taking the kid sightseeing.



    You have good reflexes, and you are not from around here, I don't think you should leave just yet.

    The Last Thing they never Saw or BIG BOONER!
  19. DevilTakeMe

    DevilTakeMe Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

    Sep 12, 2011

    Tangentially related.
  20. PlanHex

    PlanHex Legislative Senator oTO Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Nov 4, 2007
    Thanks for posting that.

    Not that it was good or anything, I just hadn't noticed the latest update (which was awesome as usual).