Black Dynamite in New Vegas (LABOUR DAY UPDATE)

So, anyone has any suggestions on what quest to tackle later, I already have the Novac surroundings planed, maybe yo uwould want to have me play one of the DLCs earlier, I have something planned for Lonesome Road.? Some Quest Mod you know of? (I am already planning on tackling New Vegas Bounties).

 

Re: Black Dynamite in New Vegas OR Hot and throbbing Desert!

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LAST TIME!
NO HONKEY TELLS BLACK DYNAMITE WHAT TO DO!!!! SUIIIIIII

Huh?

You have good reflexes, and you are not from around here, I don't think you should leave just yet.

NOW. THE LAST THING THEY NEVER SAW or BIG BOONER!

My wife was taken from me a couple of nights back. I want to find the son of a bitch who sold her. But none looks at me in the eye in this town anymore, I need someone from outside.
So you want to find your wife?
My Carla is dead, I just want to find the one who sold her. When you find the culprit, Bring them to the front of the Dinosaur and put this Berett on, I'll shoot their head off....

Slavers kidnapping women, there are two thing Black Dynamite don't tolarate, Slavery and killing pregnant women.
But how do I get any leads? I need to find the most observant person in Town...
Beeep
THAT'S BRILLIANT LITTLE ORPHAN EDDIE!








MOLE PEOPLE! I've fought the bastards before, they travel through tunnels, if they went to the Lobby then there must be a hidden passage there, LET'S GO!



OKAY! Let's look for that jive tunnel.

This feels rather solid, thye might be using a tunnel on the wall, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!


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Hmmmm, this looks too small for a Tunnel...

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JIVE ASS BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII----

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At First i was investigating the possibility of a Mole men abduction, but I found the bill of sale on her safe.



Bitch.
Indeed.
Wanna travel with me? we could kill these Jive slavers and all of their kind.



Boone, the only Honkey of the NCR I respect joins us, say hi Little Orphan Eddie
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Don't be shy Little Orphan Eddie.
You sure that thing understands us?
Of course it does.
okay....

Back at the hotel room I wake up Niner
WAKE UP FUCKING JUNKIE!


and he just storms off, we hang out a while when we hear a commotion on the room next door, Cracka was on the floor, covered in blood.




What happened Niner?
I kind of..... did all of the package, the Dealers got angry at me, good thign they didn't kill me.
I can't tolerate this honkey ass mother fuckers selling drugs to the community...
But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.

SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Well you better change that you fucking Junky!


This better be the last time! I WARN YA!

So the Next day I decide to show Boone my promise of killing these Jive ass Slavers was for real. I remember Boxcars telling me the Legion took some of the people from Nipton to a camp near Novac.


On the way we get assaulted by the fucking Legion.



Sending Assassins at Black Dynamite ain't gonna be enough you fuckers!!!

Maybe we could take their Uniforms, I got a plan, I'll tell ya when we get there.


Okay, so Listen you me, Me and Niner will dress up like these jive slavers, while you Boon lay in wait, we'll get them when they have their defenses down.



HEY! Hello my dog headed fellow jive ass slavers


Legionarie 1: Did he just say it was a dog?
Legionarie 2: Yeah.... I think so...

Legionarie 3: That's a Bear Vexillarius.

Told ya Dynamite.

BOONE NOW!




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So those honkeys are free
But they are Powder Gangers, they are just gonna go back to robbing caravans.
........ Shit, well, we gotta go and kill them now. But first let's pick up the shit this Slavers had on camp


I feel like this Bobblehead is strengthening my KUNG FU.

That makes no Sense Dynamite.
NINER, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO LOOK TO KNOW IT WAS YOU! JUST BECAUSE THOSE SLAVERS AGREED ON THE DOG HEAD DON'T MEAN YOU CAN BE A SMARTASS ALL THE TIME, IF YA WANT I CAN JUST GO LEAVE YOU THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH YOUR SHITTY BIKE AND THOSE RAIDERS, UH? WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?

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Hey look at this Jive Crossbow, I am gonna keep it.

I think I am gonna keep the armor, looks cool.

Those are slaver clothes Niner...

No these are ASSASSIN's Clothes.




Also, I call dibs on the reinforced Combat Armor then, If I manage to wash the smell of Jet away.
Niner, I hope you are not planning on fucking Trip right now!

You better! so, why are you so into going to Vegas?


Oh Shit I forgot, Boone, they tell me you know where the Honkey with the Checkered coat went.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Fucking old man told me the Sniper on the Dinosaur knew where they went!
Maybe he was talking about Man.... The Other Sniper, I only Snipe nights.
....... FUCK, well, let's go back town then....

THE ADVENTURE WILL CONTINUE NEXT TIME IN.....

THEY WENT THAT A WAY or BRIGHT ASS GHOULS!
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Ouch, you are right, I ruined the joke like an idiot.

 

Also, I would like to know if someone here knows how to use the Geck? I kind of need a relatively simple mod (replacing the look of the Mysteriour Stranger) but don't even understand the Graphical Interface of that thing.

 

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LAST TIME!

So those honkeys are free
But they are Powder Gangers, they are just gonna go back to robbing caravans.
........ Shit, well, we gotta go and kill them now. Boone, they tell me you know where the Honkey with the Checkered coat went.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
....... FUCK, well, let's go back town then....

NOW
THEY WENT THAT A WAY or BRIGHT ASS GHOULS!


Tell me where he went.


SU----
He used to be a friend...
Alrgith then, so what are you talking about Manny?

Ghouls 'n Goblins ain't no problem for Black Dynamite....

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HA! Your name is Bright, and I tought that Ghost Bitch was a cracka...

Bright: So did you get rid of the demons?

They might be a little indisposed







Cause we killed them all.

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Didn't think this Ghouls and Goblins situation would end up with some Ghouls trying to get to the Moon, trying to find the Space Moon Bitches.

Bright: The journey it's a spiritual......

Yeah yeah, so you gonna leave now?



I already got your components, had to use Little Orphan Eddie's new Rocket toys for the fuel, but I don't think he is gonna need toys now because....



Jesus Christ Little Orphan Eddie, your first real words!





He is a man now.
I still say that was just a recording... Ain't I right Boone?
I don't care.
Beeep
Everybody agrees, Shut Up Niner.



Yeah whatever, just launch the damn rockets and let's be done with this.





That was just weird...
I have been to the moon before you know.
Seriously?
Yes, i was gonna get moonrocks for the Orphans for Christmas, OJ was suppossed to come with me but Nigga jumped out of the rocket before Launch, I had to get to the moon with a Commie Monkey from Russia and he defeated the race of Space Amazon Moon Bitches that were planning on conquierng earth

.......... I ain't even gonna ask again...
You catch on slowly...

BACK IN TOWN


You are lucky Boone was with us.
Fuck you Manny.


So let's get going. then, TO BOULDER CITY!





Look at that, looks like a giant juice extractor.
...uh..... yeah it kind of does.
SHUT UP NINER!
But....

Walking down the Road we find a guy with a mustache and a Guitar.
So what's your story Brother.


Montana? you don't happen to be 200 years old, are you?
Lonesome Drifter: Uh.... no? I am looking for my dad, his name was Stranger, Stranger Dynamite.
Uh... never heard of him.... uh.... take care man..
Dynamite? Maybe...
NO! That's a common surname Niner, Bet lots'o cats have it.

But I knew the thruth.....

Grandkid?
SHUT UP NINER!


And finally we are the doorstep of Boulder City. But first we go to restock on ammo and booze.



Hello little kid, shouldn't you be with your momma or dad?



Little Orphan Caster, you need money for your medicine? I'll buy that Junk you have behind you.



Well then tell me about this place, here have 100 caps.
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Yeah... I can dig it.... How about, the Mojave?




Whoa..... What about.... ME?




What do you think Black Dynamite?
Very deep stuff.
beeep

eh? I don't know, some cartoon shit or something. Let's have a drink.



Hey look BD, a girl in a brown robe, it's what the kid was talking abouy!
What are you talking about Niner?



I am not sure myself...



Oh, I can show you long...



Never heard of those cats.




You bet your sweet Ass, and a half a Titie I can.



Black Dynamite'll show you Pneumatic babe...

Oh.... i am actually a lesbian you know?



No hard feelings?
Well, I ain0t gonna take it against you, but Hard feelings, well, those exist, can you dig it.
Yeah I can dig it...
Shut up.
hehe.
Well, what can you do exactly? can you fight


Veronica: Don't Worry, I know KUNG FU!


Well, let's go!

Getting there I heard the honkeys of the NCR have a situation with them Khans....
Dynamite, Kahns are a real pest, they are the ones providing drugs to the Raiders in the Mojave.
Wel then we'll show those jives fuckers what's what.

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We manage to get inside the Ruins, Honkey on the door tried to stop me, but I convinced him to let us through


NCR: oh you fucking N---




FREEZE TURKEYS!

You are.... YOU the corpse that exploded into another one! What.... how can you be alive?
You need more than that to kill Black Dynamite! So, where is that Cracker Benny and the Platinum Coin you stole from me?
We stole it from the Courier, that shit ain't yours. And anyways...

You killed that Courier.... his name was, Six Dynamite...
Who the fuck cares? He was just some random asshole.
YOU'LL PAY FOR DAT!


WHOA SHIT BD! YOU KILLED HIM! Six Dynamite? was he....
He had this Lighter on him, and the contract says this cracker Benny lives on the New Vegas Strip, on the Tops. Let's move...
Dynamite... are you okay?

Let's move.



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Six Dynamite... just wait, you'll revenge will be completed soon.
SOON.

NEXT TIME!

FREESIDE IN TROUBLE! or STRIP YOURSELF!

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LAST TIME!


SOON.

NOW!

FREESIDE IN TROUBLE! or STRIP YOURSELF!

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Hear that Team Dynamite? TIME TO ACT!
YEH LET'S RESCUE THIS POOR FUCKER!
But!..... wait, you agree?
Yeah, Team Dynamite I like the sound of that. Altho, I had a Team Dynamite once...
You are scaring me BD.
YEAH! Let's show Black Mountain our Black Mountain!
You bet your ass we wi... wait what?




Damn Bugs.


Wait a moment team, Little Orphan Eddie detects multiple signals down there...



Hmmm imagine what one could do with a tounge that long.
oh.....
hmmmm....





Who's this canned turkey
Oh! oh! that's how the Brotherhood of steel looks like Dynamite.
ugly ass armor
Can I keep it?
No one keeps it. It's full of all kinds of tounge juice.
But... oh whatever.

Getting up mountain we find one of those Weird ass Mutant Hulks, but this one seemed friendly enough




We came to rescue some poor fucker being held by that crazy ass radio host.




Tabitha? that was a chick? does she smoke the cigarrettes or does she eat them?

Hmm, don't sound like much, gon take that bitch down! Wanna join Kermit?

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Whatever you useless ass Mutant.
Maybe he didn't like being called Hermit.
Silly Mutant.
Beeeeeeeep
You are a bunch of racists guys.






DAMN BUGS!





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Good going Team Dynamite.



looks like that Honkey fell for those damn bear traps. Blind sucka.
Maybe it was dark.
Maybe he was a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER.



Look at this Boone, maybe you can use it better, those Cracka guns are not my style
Cool..... wait, what you mean cracker guns?

FURTHER UP.


LOOK AT WHAT I GOT!

Tought you didn't like cracker guns.
A potent and powerful shot that they'll remember for life.
It's good to not be on the end of the burn for once.
SHUT UP NINER!
YEAH!
Et Tu Veronica?



Okay guys Control Room has to be around here.

How you figure out?

'Cause it's the last room of the map Niny.

What do you mean "The Map"?



Hush Hush, I found the key.



TABITHA: NOW YOU DIE!

WHOA!



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Kind of anti-climatic...
Weak ass Bitch
Maybe it's because we are a team of Five, guys.
FOUR guys and a Girl.
I meant like FIVE, Guys.
OH! I see the coma now.
Both of you shut up.



Well guys, let's loot this godanm Place.
OH! Look, there is a door here.
It's locked, we need to find the key or password



OPEN SESAME!




You are free from captivity. But they say you are a repairman. Can you repair our stuff, we kind broke like half our guns.

Puto negro.
Hey I got that last one!
Oh sorry.... here, everything repaired. So, eres fluido en el Español?
Sorry I don't speak mexican.
Oh, no problem Boss, esto va a ser un mierda.
So I am looking for a cracka called Benny. Checkered coat.
Never heard of him Boss, I have been here repairing toasters for WEEKS. SEMANAS JEFE!
Semanas Indeed Raul.
Yeah whatever you say Boss. Now I can finally breath some fresh air, live adventures like I sued to.





Not thansk to you Hulk.
Neil: Hey, I don't really care.



Do you always walk for this Long?




FUCK CAZADORES!
It clearly says Black Wasp Raul.
Estoy muy viejo para esta mierda...
Maybe it's lack of fiber, you need to eat more wheat and oat
No se si no entiendes lo que digo niña, o solo me estas jodiendo
Nunca lo sabrás!!!

Shut the mexican habla for a while guys, look



UFO! and look...



Martian Crackas.
They don't look white Dynamite
Martian Crackas don't need to be white Boone.


OPEN WIDE TURKEYS!!!!!


Alien1: ninu ninu wub wub (WHAT? we came in peace!)
Alien2: wub wub wab (An earth wuksha!)
Alien3: Ninu nin nin wabawa (He doesn't look red)
Alien2: Nani nanu wub ninu---- (Earth Wakshus don't need to be re----)

Alien2: GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!


GOTTA DESTROY THE MOTHERSHIP!
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Look guys, Sweet ass alien weapons.
OVNIS, Mutantes y Cazadores, YA ESTUVO! Estoy muy viejo para esta mierda!
What'chu sayin' Raul?
I am too old for this, I am tired, I am gonna go back to my shak, catch some needed sleep, maybe down some booze, here I marked the map if you wanna drop by later, Adios jefe.

Take care Raul. We'll see you later.
Those cazadores hurt us Bad Dynamite, we need to find a clinic soon.
OH! Oh! I know where!



Pretty shady looking clinic

Dr Usanagi Welcome to the New vegas clinic. You will be attended inmediately

Hello there mama, do you have any other services?

Wanna try them out yourself mama?
Dr Usanagi Oh....

LATER.

FUCKIGN SHIT! We have been here for 5 hours now, How long is that implant operation gonna take?
Go check on'im Niny.



Rest now mama, those fine legs are gonna be sore for a while


Hey Dr Usanagi what---- THE HELL!!!!!
Hush Hush Niner.
MAN!
You gonna wake up...


...The rest of the bitches.

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Hmmm, all that action back there made me thristy, good thing we found this cistern.
BEEEEEEP
MMMMMMM tickling goodness.
That water is green Dynamite!
Does it taste like Lemon?
Don't drink that Dynamite.
ALRIGHT YOU SISSIES, but first thing we get there, you all buy me water, I have been paying for all your damn equipment.

LATER



Okay guys, Dr Usanagi here told me to get to New Vegas we gotta go through Freeside First, and this here is the entrance
I think all of us, already knew that Dynamite
Yeah
Yeeeeeep
Beeep.
Why didn't you tell me soone assholes?
You were the one walking ahead.
Godamit Boone.


Well.... this is a godamn dump.







We gotta help this place guys, it aint safe for the Children. For this poor fartheless and motherless Orphans, I gotta make their little misserable lives enjoyable, one rat meal at a time.
Why are you so obssesed with Orphans Dynamite?

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Why do you have an afro now Veronica?
What are you talking about Dynamite?




Oh Godammit....

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What? where am I?
In the Mormon Fort, the Followers of Apocalypse HQ in New Vegas.
They managed to stabilize you.



Wait you one of those canned Brothers or whatever?

Oh Yeah, forgot to mention it, whoopsie.






We gotta show those Honkeys. But first I need to find a personal Doctor, so I don't end up poisoned again



Hello Doc, you don't seem to be doing much anything.




Sounds useful doc. But I need a Doctor.



No one likes a smartass! I need you to travel with me, I need a Persnal Doctor.



You see, I am Black Dynamite, and I am---

Arcade Oh, you are the guy that drank 5 liters of radioactive water and drank it down with 5 liters of Whiskey that had traces of Jet and urine on it?

Jet and what? NINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

SORRY MAN! I forgot that was my pee bottle.

Arcade You are gonna need all the help you can get.

oh.... sweet... I guess...

Arcade Okay, gotta put on my explorign gear...



Oh..... okay.

hey, Niner was it? I like this hat, can I keep it?
Sure bud.
So... Arcade was it? what do we need to do to help Freeside?
I am glad you have good intentions Dynamite, very few care about the state of Freeside, and the Followers can't just tackle everything.



Like what?

ROTFACE Information my dear sir...

Later



So that Ghoul told me, the important guy in town is some cracka Calling Himself THE KING.
Yes... I was gonna tell you just that....
Goddamit spent 1000 caps on that guy.

Well I guess we gotta talk to that Honkey, I think I already know ths guy, I managed to turn him away from Richard Nixon, aka the USA President, AKA THE Man.






Outta the way turkey.


Hmmm, looks like Evils lost some weight...



this ain't Elvis.... guess everyone I knew is dead... So they tell me you are in charge of this slum? Well You are doing a terrible job honkey, I wanna start ome changes in town.




This "King" honkey tells me he needs some suspicious Bodyguard removed. Easy as pie, But we gonna need a plan.


So guys. This is the Plan, you all lay in wait, follow me and the bodyguard around in case he gets ideas.
Good plan, but are you gonna do? will he buy you hiring him? You look rather fit and strong.
.......... ehem....

I am gonna dress like one of them tourists and tell'im I am with my son Little Orphan Eddie, and we want to travel safe
OH! OH! I want to be the mom!
You can't be a mom Veronic, you are a Lesbian.
Wow Dynamite, I know you come from a different time, but that's not cool.
Yeh you should be more sensible B.
Really
Wait I didn't...
booop
Dynamite, The NCR made gay adoption legal 50 years ago after a tribal in Modoc married the son of a farmer, and they needed a heir to the family Bussiness.
OKAY OKAY, I get it, but you need some tourist looking clother Veronica.
i have just the thing!
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So mr Honkey Orris, we gonna need a Bodyguard so me and my family, Little Orphan Eddie, and my wife Veronica can travel this slum safely.

Orris Sure man no problem.... 300 caps.


hey Veronica, looking good.
You look like a cowboy chocolate.



Orris Wait, I don't like the look of those men up ahead, let's take a detour.




You sure they dead?
Orris Of course.
So it wont matter if I do this...



Orris FUCK! THAT WAS MY BEST FRIEND! GET HIM GUYS!

BAD IDEA SUCKA!





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Good going Team Dynamite



The "King" Good Going, Team Dynamite, can you dig it?
Yeah, I can Digt it.

NEXT TIME!

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS or IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY!

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Well, no feedback kind of makes me think people are not reading it.
I'll update Tonight, I already have a good backlog of stuff I did.

 

HAHA! Remember the update for like 4 years ago I promised? well.... here it is!

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The "King" Good Going, Team Dynamite!

NOW

WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS or IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY


Good going Team Dynamite, Freeside is a better Place now....
Indeed it is Dynamite, we Solved the addiction problem




JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE MOTHERFUCKEEEEEER!

We got Bill Ronte to fix the water valve



We also got New Hookers for the Wrangler.



And you solved the situation with the NCR peacefully.


I did.... for the orphans.....


WE have don everything that we can do at this time.... some cracka is due for my boot up his ass.



I don't know why but this palce almost makes me feel like we are moving in slow motion...
Someone removed the gates that prevented memory overload.
... WHAT? What'chu talking talkin' about Veronica?

WHOA BRO! ROBOT COWBOYS!
Don't worry Niner It's just the tin can that saved me back in goodsprings.
Yeah and you never even said thanks.... or spoke to me you.... Rascal.

I got no time fo dat! Nobody does. Tell Honkey supreme He'll have to wait.


Sure take them, the only weapons Black Dynamite needs are his Black Dynamite fists!

In case you don't want your personal doctor riddled with Bullet holes I suggest we find ways to balance the odds here, you told me you had some cigarrette butts and a lighter that belonged to this Benny fellow, didn't you?
Yeah, I can dig what you are htinking....
YEAH! me too!
Yo honkey and a half, we got somethin on a guy with a checkered coat...


GIVE MY BUDDIES HERE THEIR WEAPONS BACK!!!!

Swank But I tought you disarmed!
My friend Arcade here smuggled it past the doors.
Homophobes never check the balls. Anyways... This is not what I had in mind B, I meant preseting them as proof of Benny trying to kill you.

Oh... I follow you now Arcade.

Yes, Mr Benny assaulted my client Black Dynamite here, near Goodsprings and stol a package to his Last Name, he hired a pack of thugs to help him, we have these Cigarrette Butts and his lighter as proof, along with a note detailing his plans to use the contents of the Package, a Platinum Computer Chip to overthrow Mr House...

Swank That's heavy
Great Scott.

Swank Okay, I am gonna give the signal so you can pack Heat inside, I would please ask you to not disturb the casino floor, we gotta make a living here.
We will try.


Okay guys, let's ice thsi Turkey!
Remember we promised not to disturb the casino floor.

YO! WHAT YOU DOIN!!!!


OH MY GOD! Can I be any... more embarrassed?


Give me the Platinum Chip back OR eat lead!



What'chu Talkin' about cracka?




What are you trying to play here?
This is very weird.
You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
Deep Bro.
Listen buddy, I never intended for that Courier to die, and you just exploded his body when you appeared baby.
You sayin' he EXPLODED?
YOU, exploded him, so Baby, let me tell you, I have no plans on antagonizing you, I am gonna give you full access to the Vip Suite, so all your buddies are gonna have a nice time, I'll go up in a couple of minutes. Don't worry.
YOU THINK I A AN IDIOT? I AIN'T FALLING FOR THAT!
VIP SUITE DYNAMITE!
BEEEEEEEP!
HAHA! Yes, Beep.
I believe B that we can turn this on it's head... he are still more than him, and Swank and the door guards aren't gonna let him go through, he has no place to go.
All right, I'll bite, but if you try anything funny I'll make you drink your beer through a hole in your head.
I don't want to be the guy who has a problem with his boss slapping his bottom.
..... okay.....


LATER



Okay, no signs of Explosives yet

And this here bar is nice.
That Benny guy ain't that bad after all.



JIVE ASS TURKEY!!!! I'LL MAKE YOU THAT DRINKING TREPANATION I PROMISED!!!


Say hi to my boys for me.



HI!

They better be, there are CRACKER CRUMBS all over your nice carpet.

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SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU BENNY!!!!!!!!!



BRCE YOURSELF TURKEY!!!

JIVE ASS MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Who's this Tin Can?

You saw checkered coated cracka coming through here?








WHAT'S THIS DOOR MADE OF!!!

dolomite, the tough black mineral, that won't cut out when there's heat all about!

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Not until I am done with him!
He seemed very fixated on that Platinum Chip, wonder what it does.


Teh fuck...
You mean to tell me, I could take control of New Vegas from all those Honkeys?

We'll see.
It sure sucks you couldn't kill that Benny guy
Yes it does.
I mean you had him just in range and it seems like it was you the one who killed that Courier of yours.
Yes. I know Niner.
I mean, what kind of idiot falls for that trick?
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH NINER OR I'LL SHUT IT MYSELF!
Whoa Bro, you are too stressed. I know! Now that we are here We should party down the Strip, to getyour mind off things. We'll show these pussies what we are made of.
SHUT U---- oh wait, I can actually dig that.
Oh, before I forget...


We'll have to fight our way through those slaving fuckers, I killed a lot of them I they hate me now.

On the way out.....














Should we go now?

nah, let's rock this place...

We'll need new threads, let's head over to the Vault 21 hotel



LATER



You look even Honkier than usual.

FUCK YOU NINER! THIS CLOTHES ARE TAILOR MADE FOR THE POWER THAT IS BLACK DYNAMITE! Idon't need your shitty dresses.
Whoa, I was just trying to have fun man...
You gotta relax B, no need to create bad blood with your companions, we are here to party, aren't we?
Well, then everyone get on your best threads!
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NINER: OKAY GUYS! LET'S ROCK IT!

Everybody, I hope the best behaviour from you all, I wont stand for anything less than 10 drinks tonight!
Looking Spiffy Boone
I am gonna be burid wearing these.

And you look dorky Archie
Gentlement prefer Gentlemen.

What about me Veru?
I'll give you a Nine.



Okay, Little Orphan Eddie, you are gonna have to stay here tonight, it ain't appropiate for minors.

Boooooop....








THE NEXT DAY




It seems daddy had fun last night..... the hell....




Well, this is awkward for both of us....





The Hell did we do last night?




Oh! i am starting to remember!
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ough.... yeah I am starting to remeber......


NEXT TIME ON BLACK DYNAMITE IN NEW VEGAS!

THE HANGOVER! or BOOZE, HOOKERS, MOBS, BEEF AND BEYOND!

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