PsychoSniper said:
No. Goatse. Allowed. In any form. Period.
Fallout Haiku
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No. Goatse. Allowed. In any form. Period.
GeneTheMean
First time out of the vault
the sniper rifle:
Meeting some mutant scum,
time to draw my gun,
no one can escape.
Next one: Smiley the trapper
Meeting some mutant scum,
time to draw my gun,
no one can escape.
Next one: Smiley the trapper
Smiley gone missing
searching in futility
fortune in a cave.
Next up: Hanukin.
searching in futility
fortune in a cave.
Next up: Hanukin.
Yeah. Since I'm the last one who did it right, I'll respond to myself by making one about Hanukin.
He was unselfish;
a humble man of healing,
but died in dismay.
Next up: Lynette, first citizen of VC.
Heck, I'll just do it myself.
A bitch dressed in blue
With a secret desire;
she needs to get laid.
Next up: Cornelius gold watch.
He was unselfish;
a humble man of healing,
but died in dismay.
Next up: Lynette, first citizen of VC.
Heck, I'll just do it myself.
A bitch dressed in blue
With a secret desire;
she needs to get laid.
Next up: Cornelius gold watch.
mr. pastorius
A Smooth-Skin
Someone stole his watch
I've killed a rat underground
What the hell, it's mine!
Next up: Lynette
I've killed a rat underground
What the hell, it's mine!
Next up: Lynette
VirtualAlex
Still Mildly Glowing
The Maltese Falcon
Decker makes alot of threats
With backup from Kain
Lets do Kain next!
Decker makes alot of threats
With backup from Kain
Lets do Kain next!
Right... I better just do the Kain haiku Twelve Motion ordered:GruppeSechs
First time out of the vault
So, uh, what's the next one? Cool topic, even though I've never done a Haiku.
Jack The Knife
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Topic: The mirrored shades found in Golgotha
Dirty shades from death.
Grave Digger looks wicked cool.
Helps him to get laid.
Next: The Regulators
Dirty shades from death.
Grave Digger looks wicked cool.
Helps him to get laid.
Next: The Regulators
VirtualAlex
Still Mildly Glowing
I am not sure why people are having such a hard time with haiku. A syllable is not the same as a word. So it's not 5-7-5 words, it's syllables. Also taking one or two sentences and using line breaks to make them fit a 5-7-5 format isn't a haiku either.
Regulators
Boneyard by the balls
Metal armor and huge guns
But such tiny dicks.
next:
Iguana on a stick
Regulators
Boneyard by the balls
Metal armor and huge guns
But such tiny dicks.
next:
Iguana on a stick
Made out of rotten human meat
I guess Sulik would find that pretty neat
because, you will never know what a tribal might eat.
To 'spice' things up a little, I'm giving the next poster two options:
-Write about the Master, BUT, you have to rhyme
...and if you aren't that poetic, you might write about...
-Any potential sexual relationship between the Master and Morpheus
(I'm sorry, but I have to see how this can turn out
)
I guess Sulik would find that pretty neat
because, you will never know what a tribal might eat.
To 'spice' things up a little, I'm giving the next poster two options:
-Write about the Master, BUT, you have to rhyme
...and if you aren't that poetic, you might write about...
-Any potential sexual relationship between the Master and Morpheus
(I'm sorry, but I have to see how this can turn out
)SquishyDeadBody
It Wandered In From the Wastes
Your dribble is NOT a Haiku!Zaron said:
5
7
5
Learn to read!
VirtualAlex
Still Mildly Glowing
Honestly, as if the name of the thread and the constant reminders isn't enough. The thread isn't called "Shitty poem vaguely related to Fallout."
So someone please pick up the ball and do "Iguana on a stick."
So someone please pick up the ball and do "Iguana on a stick."