General Discussion Thread of DOOM

That's some poser shit.

Try I Feel Sick.

 

What do you mean? Who the hell is even called a courier anymore lol

You a paper boy?

 

Delivering storage drives to data centers. That would be cool. Deliver data via motorcycle.

 

Delivery man, but I prefer the term courier because it makes the job sound less mundane.

Stop making my job seem even more mundane than it is lol

 

Ok, Easy Pete.

 

Too dangerous. Blow yourselves up.

 

DELIVERING WHAT ARTHUR

 

Thick packages to needy tight mailboxes

 

Not sure how true this is today tho with fiber cables.

 

Invader Zim is so much funnier in the original english. I grew up with it in spanish and this joke was completely absent.

 

This show is anti ebonics!! Cancel.

 

Couriers.

 

Why, parcels I gather!

 

Within the next week I'm leaving the UK on effectively a permanent basis unless Yellowstone erupts and forces me, among countless other refugees, to resettle across the Atlantic

Finally put this rainy miserable island behind me

Legitimately do not believe there's a country with worse weather or native food.

Edit: except for the Cornish Pasty . The Cornish are based and Cornwall is the only redeemable part of the UK

 

Just move to either Oregon, or Washington. Might be moving to either of those in around a year.

Spoiler

 

I'm in Florida for the short term but Colorado is on the cards when COVID calms the fuck down.

I also don't think I should move to the Pacific Northwest if I want to get away from rain lmao, although they're both lovely states from my experiences.

 

Traitor to the crown.

 

Me on the right w/penny whistle

 

Move to Massachusetts so we can hate-love it together.