Lamest Legendary Item?

Discussion in 'Fallout 4' started by BairdEC, Nov 30, 2015.

  1. BairdEC

    BairdEC It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jun 21, 2015
    What's the most pathetic legendary item you've found in game so far? I humbly submit this one:

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  2. Dr Fallout

    Dr Fallout Centurion

    Aug 17, 2015
    ...

    Wonderful.
     
  3. GlutinousRice

    GlutinousRice Ne travaillez jamais

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    Nov 7, 2015
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    This piece of rotten wood, probably 200 years old, and for some techonowizardry can freeze people.
     
  4. RangerBoo

    RangerBoo Resident crazy lady

    Jun 15, 2015
    These weapons remind me a lot of Skyrim's. Really Bethesda? :whatever:
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  5. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 13, 2015
    All of these additions to the game would have been welcome if they weren't the only additions to the game and weren't paired with a complete subtraction of the dialogue.

    Fallout 4 is an MMORPG grindfest masquerading as a role-playing game.
     
  6. Gaddes

    Gaddes Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    May 18, 2010
    Honestly? All of them for the most part. None of them are all that great IMO. The Legendary enemies and items are one of the weakest additions to FO4.
     
  7. cordelionreaver

    cordelionreaver Look, Ma! Two Heads!

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    Nov 29, 2015
    Not my image.
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    Well I guess you won't heal them as much when you shoot them.
     
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  8. MercenarySnake

    MercenarySnake Kept you waiting huh?

    Aug 22, 2015
    Out of the hundreds that I have found? Obviously all of them or else I would've picked them up.
     
  9. cratchety ol joe

    cratchety ol joe Where'd That 6th Toe Come From?

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    Sep 2, 2008
    @cordelionreaver That's literally the funniest thing I've witnessed from FO4 so far :lmao:
     
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  10. Askorti

    Askorti HATE NEWSPAPERS

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    Jun 30, 2015
    I'm afraid this thread is over, as this one takes the cake. :)
     
  11. Ben Soto

    Ben Soto Professional Salt Shaker

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    Jul 7, 2014
    And the worst part is that you can't, like, disenchant these items to apply the bonuses where they would make sense.

    Still, I'm a sucker for this sort of thing. I will finally create the ultimate rifle/whooping stick and I shall christen it "Toddslayer" and I shall use it to smite all corporate entities who stand in my way, for I am Icarus, Destroyer of Electronic Artists!

    Wow. That got rambly.
     
  12. Mr.Moe

    Mr.Moe It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Aug 27, 2009
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  13. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Sounds like something out of Diablo 3 :D
     
  14. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    The Junky's Switchblade. Any of the "Junky" legendary items are pretty crappy anyway.

    Does anyone actually use any of the Legendary items? They all suck, half the time their effects are so specific or even so useless that their only use is as sellable junk because you can't even scrap them for parts...

    but that Gamma Gun is simply beyond retarded. It's basically a medigun for Ghouls...
     
  15. aenemic

    aenemic Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Jun 4, 2008
    I guess I've been "lucky" and found several useful legendary items. One of them I bought, the Destroyer's Helmet, so I won't count that. But I have one piece of armor that gives me +1 STR and +1 END, and another one that gives +1 PER and +1 AGI. Found a missile launcher that has a chance of staggering, which can actually be pretty useful. And several combat knives, one of which ignores armor. Also a shotgun with a chance to cripple legs, which is something I use shotguns for regularly.

    I hate the system though and considered for a while not to use any of them because it's just so stupid. But since I kinda stopped playing it like an rpg I don't really care anymore. I just ignore the useless ones and the blatantly over-powered ones that would render several game mechanics useless.
     
  16. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    I found a Double Shot 10mm pistol once, and with a muzzle break, a hardened piercing auto receiver and a large clip it obliterates sentry bots in seconds.
    Most of the items are useless, though, and can't be scrapped, much to my annoyance when I need screws and shit.
     
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  17. Askorti

    Askorti HATE NEWSPAPERS

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    Jun 30, 2015
    There is an enchantment that makes your gun shoot two bullets at once for the price of one. There is a Fatman, called Big Boy, sold by Arturo that has this enchantment. I would say it's quite damn good. Wish I had a Gauss rifle with that enchantment. Though I already one-shot pretty much everything with it.
     
  18. Walpknut

    Walpknut This ghoul has seen it all

    Dec 30, 2010
    Fatman already one shot everything anyway. I even got one that had as an enchantment "+15% damage to limbs". Like, does limb damage even do anything in this game? Your character auto heals it after a while and enemies don't seem to act differently from getting crippled limbs.
     
  19. Irwin John Finster

    Irwin John Finster Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!

    Nov 13, 2015
    Yea this proves they don't care about making sense. Skyrim can have stuff like this. Magical Boards of Freezing have no place in Fallout. Not that they'd know that...
     
  20. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Fallout weapons with enchantments ... I can't be the only one who feels that this sounds kinda wrong.

    Not that I have a problem with crafting though and improving weapons. Actually I think this is one of the best parts of Fallout. But you can't really say that all of it makes a lot of sense. Like, why should a certain weapon have a chance to freeze enemies, or to damage limbs, shooting plasma bolts or what ever. Has the game at least different forms of amunition for weapons? Like armor pearcing or something like that?
     
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