Official NMA General Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by TorontoReign, Jun 5, 2020.

  1. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
  2. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    The actual guy in his bunker :





    Heinrich Severloh - Wikipedia

    Heinrich "Hein" Severloh (23 June 1923 – 14 January 2006) was a soldier in the German 352nd Infantry Division stationed in Normandy in 1944. He became infamous for a memoir WN 62 – Erinnerungen an Omaha Beach Normandie, 6. Juni 1944, published in 2000. This book is noted for the authors' claim that as a machine gunner, Severloh inflicted over 1,000 and maybe over 2,000 casualties to the American soldiers landing on Omaha Beach on D-Day.[1][2] Subsequent to the book being published, some have referred to Severloh as "The Beast of Omaha." However, Severloh's claim is not viewed as credible by either US or German historians. Total US casualties (killed, wounded, and missing) from all sources along the five-mile length of Omaha Beach on D-Day are estimated at about 2,400,[3] though some sources cite variably list between 9,000 and 25,000 casualties.
     
  3. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
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  4. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
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  5. mobucks

    mobucks jetski Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Just dodged a major bullet. Went to get smokes at 6 am and some asscrack is tailgating me the entire way to the store. Couldn't see them clearly in the rear view because of all the early morning condensation on the windows.

    So I get annoyed because I hate people riding my ass so I floored the car to 60 in a 40mph zone to open the gap. Got to the stop light and it just so happened it was a sheriff police car following me.
    I had been drinking all night and also have a [DATA EXPUNGED] out for my arrest.
     
  6. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Not Gollum Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    Fuck off essentially.
     
  7. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
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  8. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    Mar 9, 2018
    How is everyone's White Boy Summer going? Just burnt a frozen pizza in the oven because I forgot to turn on the timer... it tasted like shit. :irked:

     
  9. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013

    T-minus two weeks till the beginning of my #whiteboysummer, king.
     
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  10. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Not Gollum Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
  11. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
  12. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Not Gollum Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005


    Stop winning.
     
  13. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    This is why you need a girlfriend.
     
  14. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    Mar 9, 2018
    Just made perfect pot pies in the oven, twice in a row, checkmate.
     
  15. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Stop being afraid of pussy and just dive in :drunk:
     
  16. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Like she tastes better when you forget the timer ...
     
  17. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Spontaneous is usually the best in my experience, yes.
     
  18. Gizmojunk

    Gizmojunk Carbon Dated and Proud

    Nov 26, 2007
    @Topic:
    There is an insane commercial making the rounds on Youtube right now; worth disabling your ad-filter to see it.

    It's for Floraspring, and they make a strong effort not to tell you any details about their product.

    —But they say, "Pooping habit!" about thirty times during the commercial.

    *This is a commercial for poop pills, and it looks like something MadTv could have done. :wtf: