The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Should they be trad? Athletic? Quiet, or hard headed? Should they be smart and step on your balls? Body hair? Should they have a penis? Discuss lads.

     
  2. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Nice trick question. The ideal partner isnt a woman. Its Kazuma Kiryu. kiryubaby (1).jpg
     
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  3. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Kazuma on the left and Kiryu on the right? Gross joke Graves upload_2021-1-23_4-30-42.png
     
  4. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
    Bob+bangs haircut. Literally everything else is fluid but that's the real dream. You could put a wig of that on a disused mannequin and I'd already be in love.

    My current partner dressed as Mia Wallace as part of a duo costume we did for this past Halloween so I'm getting there. Baby steps.
     
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  5. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I've played through all the games and to this day, due to inconsistent localization, I have no idea which one is his first name.
     
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  6. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
    Orderite

    Oct 13, 2010
    I kinda like the 'Sad Vaporwave meme girl' aesthetic in my women.

    Also having similar interests also helps.

    If they are older or a redhead, that's just a bonus.
     
  7. Kilus

    Kilus Not Australian Orderite

    May 3, 2003
     
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  8. Alphons

    Alphons National Beholder

    954
    Aug 9, 2017
    Blonde hair, blue eyes.

    Big ass and nice boobs.

    I'm a simple man.
     
  9. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Looks nice yeah. Id be afraid of the bangs part tho
     
  10. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Bangs in this day and age is part of problem-attire. Keep far away.
     
  11. mustadiokeepsdying

    mustadiokeepsdying Nobody's beating him.

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    Aug 25, 2020
     
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  12. Eshanas

    Eshanas Vault Dweller

    788
    Jul 6, 2016
    Whatever catches my fancy. I'm probably just going to be a bachelor for my life. Even some of my older coworkers (50ish) are. Stay in shape, stay healthy, and grab a woman who is, too, just enjoy the time.
     
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  13. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
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  14. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
  15. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
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  16. Jogre

    Jogre So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs

    Oct 25, 2015
    Alphons likes Aryan Women CONFIRMED.
     
  17. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    I wanted to quip that you make it sound like it's a bad thing, but knowing you you actually do think that it's a bad thing.
     
  18. Kilus

    Kilus Not Australian Orderite

    May 3, 2003
    If Aryan Women are so great why did their sad sack children lose that Second World War?
     
  19. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    Turns out that physical features don't necessarily correlate with military prowess, strategic resources, or sane leadership.
     
  20. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    I mean, it did take a lot to get there. We didn't see such heavy losses like Russia or China though. Poor Russia, always getting the short end of the stick throughout history. Didn't even really recover or go into peace until recent and they still struggle.