The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. 1Punman

    1Punman It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Jan 29, 2021
    He probably meant creatures from Venus, but, I'm not sure about that, Master Jedi.
     
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  2. KingArthur

    KingArthur Yeehaw Johnny Reb

    Jun 25, 2018
    They say they have tit
     
  3. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
     
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  4. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Carbon Dated and Proud
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
  5. WeissYohji

    WeissYohji It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Nov 8, 2018
    For me, the ideal woman is a nerd, an animal lover, and has similar interests and values to my own.

    I'm not a big dater, though. I have a pet parrot that demands attention. If a girl likes birds, I'll give her the time of day. And as for marriage, it'd take a VERY special kind of woman to get me to walk down that aisle.
     
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  6. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
    "Women stand aside, it'll take a girl more important than my parrot to cage this tiger" is a stance on life that is completely new to me but honestly I respect it.

    King shit
     
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  7. WeissYohji

    WeissYohji It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Nov 8, 2018
    I didn't say "more important". Just that my ideal woman should love birds. I wouldn't trade my feather-baby for the world. But it will take the right woman to cage this she-tiger.
     
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  8. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    Same. Sundress, pullover, vans, and done.
    Too much time in the sun to be pale and history only in certain periods and for short bursts. I grew up watching prerecorded vhs tapes of TNG with the early 2000's ads in them. Generations is the best Start Trek movie.
     
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  9. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    I think you just gave me erectile dysfunction.
     
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  10. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
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    It wasn't already there?
    Don't say non TNG is best movie or I will retcon you in my head.
     
  11. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    All of the TNG movies are dogshit. I unironically prefer star trek beyond to every one of them.
     
  12. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
    Beyond is literally the only piece of Star Trek media I've seen.

    I enjoyed it despite not remembering a single thing about it other than Beastie Boys
     
  13. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
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    R. "Confirmed Retarded" Graves
     
  14. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    But ... didn't you see the Plinkett Reviews?



    TNG Movies are dogshit.
     
  15. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    [Morgan hated that]

    Honestly, compared to what? German cinema? :smug:
     
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  16. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Even Serifan has better movie taste than TNG movies you know ...
     
  17. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
  18. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    The TNG movies are dogshit, though.
    My ideal woman appreciates what proper Star Trek is, Babylon 5, and does not fuck dogs. That's not too much to ask for, innit.
     
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  19. Gefilte Fish

    Gefilte Fish The Big Moose Caboose

    12
    Jul 14, 2015
    Hmm, is it cheating if I say someone similar to my current girlfriend?
    • More of a traditional gal.
    • Faithful Catholic.
    • Wants a family.
    • Affectionate.
    • Is cool with my musical tastes and humour.
    • Good looking, a little more bottom-heavy (ass>tits, fight me).
    • Simple girl who likes the occasional luxury but appreciates the simple life. For example, she appreciates a walk in the park just as much as a night out in Yaletown (the fancy restaurant neighborhood of downtown Vancouver).
    • Interested in learning and trying new things. The most recent example was a couple days ago when she asked about Fallout and I told her about the various Vault-Tec experiments, and she was quite interested in the stories.
    • Doesn't think I'm lesser for some of my hobbies (video games, cars, smoking cigars, history, etc.)
    • Very good at communication (a must as my last relationship disintegrated over something that, after further analysis, was a relatively small thing that coulda been solved over a talk).
    • Sexy accent (she's a Slav).
    Of course, there are some things that aren't ideal with her I guess (or me for that matter), but we've talked about them and resolved to work on the things we struggle with. Truthfully, I'm not sure how much more perfect I can get with an imperfect human, so safe to say I'm really satisfied with her.
     
  20. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Compared to TNG, DS9, TOS, half of the TOS movies, TAS basically compared to most of star trek media that was available at the time.