The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. mustadiokeepsdying

    mustadiokeepsdying Nobody's beating him.

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    Aug 25, 2020

    K-K-KORRA MUSCLES!!!!!!!!!!1
     
  2. Kakaroow

    Kakaroow First time out of the vault

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    Nov 22, 2017
    What is the meaning of the ideal woman? it is the conception of something that is perfect. We all know that there is no such thing as a perfect woman.

    I want someone who is smart, honest and has a positive outlook on life.
     
  3. Xrad

    Xrad First time out of the vault

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    Dec 29, 2021
    It does not exist, just as there is no perfect man
     
  4. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
     
  5. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign The Douchelord Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    Henry Cavill assaulted me in an alleyway outside a gay bay in San Francisco some time around the year 2015. I just asked if he liked Warcraft as much as I heard he did and he bashed me over the head with his big meaty fist. I woke up inside a Hollywood movie studio, naked, with dozens of robed men masturbating around me. It was great.
     
  6. TJQKA

    TJQKA Boomer Anarchist

    Sep 21, 2021
  7. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign The Douchelord Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
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  8. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Haha, wtf
     
  9. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign The Douchelord Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    You don't know what I am talking about due to your inability to see the un-seeable.
     
  10. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Duckerz

    Jul 3, 2020
    No noobs allowed in the secret communions.
     
  11. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign The Douchelord Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    All I have to say is dregtrf.
     
  12. TJQKA

    TJQKA Boomer Anarchist

    Sep 21, 2021
    She has a name
     
  13. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
     
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  14. Atomic Postman

    Atomic Postman Vault Archives Overseer

    Mar 16, 2013
    All_Right_Then,_Keep_Your_Secrets.jpg
     
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  15. Korin

    Korin So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
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    Aug 6, 2010
    The ideal woman is sexy, slender, loves gaming, is hard to find and can't wait for you to take her home and put it in. The ideal woman is an Nvidia GeForce RTX 3080.
     
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  16. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    If you have to put it in doesn't that make it ... male?
     
  17. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign The Douchelord Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    It's trans gender.
     
  18. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Yeah I am sure it has lots of transistors.
     
  19. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign The Douchelord Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
    No, it is transsisters.
     
  20. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite Board Cop oTO

    Aug 16, 2010
    Please no, they just made another shitty Matrix movie.

    (I know it was just one of them)
     
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