The Ideal Woman

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Morgan_, Jan 23, 2021.

  1. mobucks

    mobucks woof Orderite

    May 22, 2010
    Oh we're talking about fucking? I thought this was about ideal women.
    I've fucked more 7 eight 9's than yall ever jerked off to.
    All of them fucking crazy.
    Beautiful women these days are self involved tik tarded garbage.
     
  2. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Oct 13, 2010
    Real champs would have said 7 eight IX instead of going back and forth between numerical presentation.
     
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  3. TorontoReign

    TorontoReign Shoot me again. I ain't dead yet. Staff Member Moderator

    Apr 1, 2005
  4. .Pixote.

    .Pixote. Carbon Dated and Proud
    Modder

    Sep 14, 2009
  5. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
  6. Gamesbasi

    Gamesbasi First time out of the vault

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    Jan 5, 2021
    Hmmm...I'd say Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter in the role to be more precise.
     
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  7. raynor009

    raynor009 Yeehaw!?!

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    Apr 29, 2012
    One that knows how to cook and clean up after herself. A universal quality that all millennial women lack. Last relationship, I was sick as a dog for 2 days and couldn't get out of bed. Asked my gf at the time to boil 2 potatoes for me to eat. She looked at me funny and said "I don't know how". Had to call over my mom to do that. I'm not that old, but I swear these new generations are hopeless idiots. Looks don't matter much when you're dumb as a rock.
     
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  8. SquidVan

    SquidVan Pirate and Bankrobber oTO Orderite

    Jun 1, 2018
    So, likely, you are also a millennial? :confused:
     
  9. raynor009

    raynor009 Yeehaw!?!

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    Apr 29, 2012
    Yeah and?
     
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  10. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Oct 13, 2010
    Could have just told her to Google it.

    Modern problems require modern solutions
     
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  11. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    What's the Ideal Morgan? Considering how often it changes Avatar.
     
  12. MayonaiseCream

    MayonaiseCream It Wandered In From the Wastes

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    Nov 22, 2017
    3 foot tall mute, toothless midget nymphomaniac millionaire with a flat head to place my beer.
     
  13. KingArthur

    KingArthur I’m a survivor, Black Lung

    Jun 25, 2018
    Thanks I hate it
     
  14. Morgan_

    Morgan_ The Fool

    Jul 3, 2020
    "It"

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    Ideal woman?
     
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  15. Crni Vuk

    Crni Vuk M4A3 Oldfag oTO Orderite

    Nov 25, 2008
    Morgen. Like one of them French Resistance nazi killing chicks that look like they couldn't even hurt a fly.
     
  16. Millim

    Millim Half-way Through My Half-life
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    Oct 13, 2010
    Honestly, if a girl can still a chilli up my ass while I'm tied to her bed, she's the one for me.
     
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