Why I left Reddit for NMA (new guy)

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by JustAShcookius, Sep 4, 2020.

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  1. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    I happen to think my peepee looks great circumcised. Whatever doctor did it did a pretty good job. I'm not familiar with their's in particular, but am just referring to experts in the field. Dr. Jordan Peterson being the foremost expert on these types.
     
  2. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    662
    Mar 9, 2018
    I'm of the opinion that Dr. Peterson's ideas and lectures attract a far more moderate Neo-liberal audience than those of the Hitler heiling variety. I'd hazard the guess that Dr. Peterson has a more intimate knowledge on the bottom of a pill bottle or the pricing (should I say overpricing) of personality tests and rugs than that of anyone described as a 'Nazi' as of recent.
     
  3. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Uncircumcised dick looks infinitely better. I dont know why the jews insist in keeping the practice around in the modern day. Sure it made sense when your people lived in the desert and there was no water to wash your cock so your dick cheese would harden into an unshatterable wiener cage or the tiniest grain of sand could get in there and give you a dick rotting infection but nowadays it's mostly just a stupid cultural meme.
     
  4. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    I like it.
     
  5. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Shut up jew.

    Nobody wants to hear you talk about how much you love mutilated penis. They wanna hear about how much I love the natural beauty of the turtleneck god intended.
     
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  6. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    I present to you....the foreskin hoodie:
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  7. Hassknecht

    Hassknecht For hate's sake. Staff Member Admin Orderite

    Aug 16, 2010
    It might sound hipster as fuck, but I was unironically listening to mongolian traditional music before Big Bang Theory and The HU made it more popular with the plebs.
     
  8. TheGM

    TheGM The voice of reason

    Aug 19, 2008
    fucking baby tier. the fact you even know what the shit those things are outs you as the poser you are.

    Not listening to the actual silence so the only thing you hear is the darkness silently gripping its tendrils around your soul as you take a drag from a cigarette and drink coffee to show how much of a dark heart loner you are. fucking posers all of you.
     
  9. KingArthur

    KingArthur Yeehaw Johnny Reb

    Jun 25, 2018
    I have a psychotic disorder so I’ll hear auditory hallucinations even in complete silence. Am I a poser simply because silence is impossible for me?
     
  10. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    You're a poser because you keep bringing up your mental illness like a badge of honor. Feel like I'm on tumblr.

    love you boo
     
  11. KingArthur

    KingArthur Yeehaw Johnny Reb

    Jun 25, 2018
    More a symbol of validation for me. For years my parents told 13 - 16 year old me that I was “acting crazy”, or would threaten me with the loony bin.

    3 stays in the loony bin and 7 meds later, I’m validated. They finally believe me.

    I suppose I’m open about it because I accept that it’s a part of me, and I’m elated to have validation after being told I was making things up for most of my adolescence. Now, at 22, I can shout from the rooftops that I’m damaged, and it’s not holding me back from law school. It’s pride, but for a different reason than just lookhowbrokentm
     
  12. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    662
    Mar 9, 2018
    Now this is starting to remind me of a reddit thread.
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  13. KingArthur

    KingArthur Yeehaw Johnny Reb

    Jun 25, 2018
    Eh, you assholes make fun of me for being damaged goods, it’s less like a circlejerk than Reddit.


    And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
     
  14. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    Okay but more importantly

    Cut or uncut?

    Which is hotter?
     
  15. KingArthur

    KingArthur Yeehaw Johnny Reb

    Jun 25, 2018
    I think uncut in most cases because it keeps the penis nice and safe in its flesh cocoon, but I’ve seen many nice cut penii too (my own not being one).
     
  16. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    You guys have never been under the knife and so therefore you have no skin in the game. Weak. Also, you never have to worry about the lovely thing called "smegma". As a a cut peen I never knew what dick cheese was supposed to mean, but now I do and I wish I didn't.

    +1 charisma and +1 hygiene for the cut attribute.
     
  17. KingArthur

    KingArthur Yeehaw Johnny Reb

    Jun 25, 2018
    Oh, I’ve been under the knife. Hence why I said I was cut.

    I just don’t think it looks better.
     
  18. Morgan_

    Morgan_ Putz

    Jul 3, 2020
    Ah, okay. I read it as the opposite.

    It doesn't always honestly. Some doctors can fuck dudes up.
     
  19. Aurelius Of Phoenix

    Aurelius Of Phoenix Psued.

    662
    Mar 9, 2018
    Yep.

    Literally just take a shower at least once a week and that's not a problem.
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  20. R.Graves

    R.Graves Confirmed Retard

    Apr 21, 2016
    What if your girl has a smegma eating fetish? Now you cant meet her desires and she's gotta fuck the uncut black stud down the street and you're stuck tasting the neighbors dick cheese everytime you kiss her. Rookie mistake man.